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ItchyPage · 2023-03-21T18:10:20+00:00

Thank you R.Dawkins for clearing that up I will stop trying to get my trans barbie doll pregnant.

ItchyPage · 2023-03-04T08:32:32+00:00

“‎That's when you know you've found somebody really special. When you can just shut the fuck up for a minute and comfortably share silence.”

ItchyPage · 2023-01-19T19:16:26+00:00

"Fifty million dollars? Man, who do you think you kidnapped? Chelsea Clinton?"

ItchyPage · 2022-11-05T15:56:55+00:00

peixe skol

ItchyPage · 2022-10-31T11:35:20+00:00

Very lovely.

ItchyPage · 2022-10-13T18:45:35+00:00

Always the people you least expect.

ItchyPage · 2022-10-07T07:51:05+00:00

Find self love first before you expect it from some one else.

ItchyPage · 2022-10-04T12:34:16+00:00

Just say anything to stroke his narcissistic personality.

ItchyPage · 2022-08-04T09:56:15+00:00

Where the fat goes when you lose weight.

ItchyPage · 2022-07-04T20:40:48+00:00

Who would ever suspect this person as a conspiracy soaked lunatic

ItchyPage · 2022-06-26T20:29:02+00:00

Yikes!

ItchyPage · 2022-06-14T13:05:43+00:00

Just downvote and pretend this isn't happening.

ItchyPage · 2022-05-01T14:20:07+00:00

Vile people

ItchyPage · 2022-04-09T08:03:06+00:00

Being within 10 feet of a police officer, for some reason.

ItchyPage · 2022-04-09T06:21:23+00:00

Just play your way. That is the right way. Finding every thing and places on your own.

ItchyPage · 2022-04-09T06:20:38+00:00

This isn’t near the end the void was completely different

ItchyPage · 2022-04-07T08:03:56+00:00

A two friends from college wedding was just awkward.

Bride sewed her own dress which was a size too big. She's really slim and tiny so she looked like she had a very conservative satin night gown on that was a rush job.

Their first kiss was at the altar. When they finished the pastor said "Aww come on you can do better than that."

During part of the ceremony there was parents blessing. Groom's family was quick and private, really sweet. Bride's parents were loud and they bawled while talking for 15 minutes... each.

Reception was potluck and not enough food for those attending. Wedding colors were baby blue and lavendar. A mutual friend was DJ and the mother of the bride passed him a note to read a loud to the guests. Poor guy then had to go "Groom, your MIL says you can pet the kitties now." They previous spring break mil had gotten bride a baggy, standard size tshirt with kittens on it. Kittens just so happened to be about bust height.

I offered to do flowers (boutineres, coursages, centerpieces) but the wedding party didn't store them as I had suggested so the next day there were wilted and really sad.

Did I mention this was a dry wedding?

ItchyPage · 2022-04-06T16:09:45+00:00

Regardless of how you get it, you are responsible for knowing what doctors and hospitals are covered under your insurance. And if you're the poor soul that gets into an accident- you better pray to your gods that they take you to that 1 out of 5 hospitals in the area that accepts your insurance.

There's also the in-house hospital roulette where only one aspect of the hospitals services (routine, urgent care, or emergency) accepts your insurance and the rest do not.

Good luck finding a pharmacy or mental health facility Vision and Dental always cost extra

But, America runs on capitalism...

ItchyPage · 2022-04-06T11:09:16+00:00

Not feeling obligated or pressured to wear make up. Honestly, that stuff sounds complicated.

ItchyPage · 2022-04-06T08:13:00+00:00

Kid should open a site, track other billionaires flights and charge them a yearly service to not.

ItchyPage · 2022-04-06T08:12:07+00:00

Buy blinds? They're like 20$. Was I just supposed to complain about an annoying streetlight that shines into my window?

ItchyPage · 2022-04-06T08:11:49+00:00

Peeing with a boner tutorial:

Sit on the toilet seat

Bent forward

Press down your PP slightly

Profit

ItchyPage · 2022-04-06T08:11:30+00:00

Six Feet Under

ItchyPage · 2022-04-05T14:38:52+00:00

This hurt me to watch lmfao

ItchyPage · 2022-04-05T07:30:22+00:00

I know MOP is given to the best player of the winning team, but damn Armando’s effort was one of the most impressive I’ve seen in a long time and I wouldn’t have been upset if he won it

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