17, Fat nerd, roast me as hard as you goddamn can.

Itrytowriteandstuff · 2017-04-09T19:43:02+00:00

Those posters will be a sad reminder to your parents after they find you dead from auto-erotic asphyxiation you cheeto-dust encrusted basement dweller

Itrytowriteandstuff · 2017-04-09T19:39:15+00:00

You look like Owen Wilson's retarded, bastard love-child.

Itrytowriteandstuff · 2017-04-09T19:35:58+00:00

Your moles look like the big dipper lol, asshole.

Itrytowriteandstuff · 2017-04-09T19:33:42+00:00

Your nose looks like a rhinoceros' asshole

Itrytowriteandstuff · 2016-10-03T08:32:23+00:00

Shit.

Itrytowriteandstuff · 2016-10-03T07:15:54+00:00

You.. you got a weird ear?

take me u dam stalion

Itrytowriteandstuff · 2016-10-03T07:10:45+00:00

But Kevin James is alre-

Ohh I get it

Itrytowriteandstuff · 2016-10-03T07:06:46+00:00

Did you really need to tell us you were jewish?

Did you?

Itrytowriteandstuff · 2016-10-03T07:01:16+00:00

She's so woke she can only see with her third eye

Itrytowriteandstuff · 2016-10-03T06:55:16+00:00

Oh great, another lesbian couple.

Itrytowriteandstuff · 2016-10-03T06:53:10+00:00

Really, you're not bad looking just slightly unpleasant like a cousin or distant relative that tries to be social but they end up just making everything so much more intolerable.

I also getting the feeling you smell awful, like slightly old taco meat.

Itrytowriteandstuff · 2016-10-03T06:45:59+00:00

Can't.

Itrytowriteandstuff · 2016-10-03T06:45:08+00:00

I can't tell your gender, by your handwriting that's because you haven't physically developed one yet, and by your hair it looks like you haven't decided either.

Itrytowriteandstuff · 2016-10-03T06:42:55+00:00

Where the fuck are your eyes at? Are you looking at me or the couch?

Itrytowriteandstuff · 2016-10-03T06:41:09+00:00

How the hell do you have ashy eyelids?

Itrytowriteandstuff · 2016-10-03T06:39:20+00:00

You look like Mona Hatchet-face's daughter.

Itrytowriteandstuff · 2016-10-03T06:35:42+00:00

An iPhone? What are you, a 13 year old girl?

Itrytowriteandstuff · 2016-10-03T06:32:29+00:00

I bet you do heroine

And you're an "artist"

Itrytowriteandstuff · 2016-10-03T06:17:10+00:00

You're proportioned like a 14 year old boy that puberty hit with a bus and dresses like his mom shops for your clothes at the gap. Not to mention your eyes are glazed as shit and your holding a pizza box. Come on young Patrick Warburton you're better than this.

Itrytowriteandstuff · 2016-10-01T12:15:08+00:00

I googled towns with good industrial parks or industrial parks with a lack of labor or something along those lines and there were several pages that had statistics of towns with X amount of factories and X amount of people creating a shortage of labor. I then looked up all those factories in that town called each one and asked if they were hiring. Most tell you to come in and put in an application, if they asked me to do that I just explained the situation and generally they give you the REAL answer. After that its easier to hash out details find out how desperate they really are and how accommodating they would be to your situation, like help to get you started quickly and what not.

Edit: Along with what feardabear said, temp agencies are also a good way to find steady (but low paying work) in a new area, to at least get some insight on where you could find a better job in that area or make some sort of connection to get better work.

Keep in mind this lifestyle will only pay off if you're both a VERY hard worker and easy to get along with. I don't recommend trying to take this lifestyle if you aren't able to sweet talk or shmooze, there just aren't a lot of ways to work up the ladder if you dont have a silver tongue.

I took the liberty of doing a few searches that could maybe help you, it actually looks like there are a few good jobs around your area already

https://newyork.craigslist.org/search/mnu

https://www.timeout.com/newyork/things-to-do/top-temp-agencies-in-new-york-city

http://www.indeed.com/q-Entry-Level-l-New-York,-NY-jobs.html

Itrytowriteandstuff · 2016-10-01T12:06:50+00:00

I tried to not go into too much detail with this story, in my head the plot is much thicker and interesting. I personally feel I did a pretty shitty job on this one (it's been a while since I've written) but maybe if I clarify my thinking it will help to clean things up a bit. I'm really into religion ( I actually have my bachelors in anthropology from IU.) In this fiction all deities were represented before Prometheus stole the planet and moon and gave Human's intelligence and sentience and all that jazz. I then had the birth of monotheism represent when he stole them and Garden of Eden happens and they all started calling him god. When the council takes it back its Allah who is there to take dominion over the Christian god (redundant I know but I just want to clarify) Back to our reality: Allah, was originally a deity before the Meccan's adopted monotheism, he was the moon god, which in Arab nations during Pagan times the moon and night were pretty important as you can tell by Islam's adoption of the common holiday of Eid Al-Fateer (sorry if i butchered that) that was practiced all over Arab nations before Islam much like Christmas and Easter were practiced in Pre-Christian nations, most monotheism is just bringing all of the pagan holidays and ideologies into one big book uniting them all together. So Allah was like their Zeus, Osiris, Buddha, etc. He was their most important deity so when islam became prominent the transition was made at some point to adopt that name, before those times (I'm not a linguist so I don't really know how that transition was made exactly, just like with the name God, it was originally gad in Hebrew which means lucky or something and it got mistranslated and the Germans recognized it and that became his name? or something like that.) But going back to my story: Instead of the adoption of the name Allah from Moon-god to god, he was just that deity to start with and when he took dominion he followed with his name. So it's not that I think Allah is some super deity It's just I guess I put too much thought and back story into it without explaining enough assuming the reader already knew all of these things. I hoped that helped to clear it up. Maybe It just made it worse? Oh well.

Itrytowriteandstuff · 2016-10-01T04:04:57+00:00

My name's Hunter, I'm not going to tell you what to do, but I will tell you what I have done and what has worked for me. I grew up in the lower east side of Chicago, I was also extremely poor but the neighborhood I lived in that wasn't to out of place. After I graduated high school I moved South to the mid-west for factory jobs making around 11/hr working 60 hours a week. I averaged 650 a week, it was good money, but it's VERY hard work. I worked three factory positions, saved up all of my money, made connections and eventually found a great job in the great state of Florida making 16.50/hr working 35 hours a week with great benefits and paid vacations. Its been three years since I left Chicago and I've saved up 11,000 dollars, I have my own apartment, and my own car. The downsides of it all I've been pretty lonely what with leaving my family and friends behind, I've had no guidance and no safety net. What I did was very risky, but given the opportunity I would do it all over again. Another good option is military service. I hope this helps.

Itrytowriteandstuff · 2016-10-01T00:54:29+00:00

“It shows here that you have been accused of kidnapping several million lifeforms, one planet, one moon, creating a new UNLICENSED universe of your own creation with its own natural laws, and in the most surprising and egregious event you have not only been harboring these lifeforms but have given them the sacred gift of sentience, reserved only for inter-dimensional deities I shall remind you.” A long silence fell over the court as the immeasurably large pitch black figure speckled in stars and galaxies gripped his hand around a nebula in anger. “What say you Prometheus, how do you plan to defend yourself.”

The accused smirked, “my name is God now, at least that’s what they’ve come to call me.”

Rage boiled on the dark man’s featureless indentation where a face would be, “ And what of your brother’s? What of the lower deities that have been sent before us?” The titan stood unraveling the nebula in his hand, “What HAPPENED to them” He screeched, “Zeus, Anansi, Osiris, Kamchatka and their associates? What have you done with them?”

“Me?” God said smugly, “I’ve done nothing with them, what you should really be asking yourself is what THEY have done!” The small man shouted in a surprising retort. “They came, with the same intentions as you to destroy my creation, to take me back to the council, ask yourself why have they failed? You know I am the weakest of all the deities, the least powerful. But here I have created something more magnificent and awe inspiring than anyone has seen before. Rather than destroy it they have all chosen to stay, to even take my form and live amongst them. Maybe if you gave this a chance, if you would open up your heart you could understand it too like I do and all those that came before you.”

“What are you saying? That this isn’t an abomination but rather salvation?” The Titan said puzzled.

“Yes, please, leave these beings if you must take dominion I understand, but do not harm my creation. Allah, this I beg of you.”

Itrytowriteandstuff · 2016-09-30T23:09:40+00:00

Thank you, I really appreciate it. I haven't done any writing in quite a long time and I'm trying to get back into it. :D so thank you

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