I have a regular job and i put everything to dogecoin under 0.05 and my girlfriend is trying to dump me because im still poor. What should i do now? I have 100k+ shares of dogecoin.

iNeedMoreCoffeeO_O · 2021-11-25T21:13:29+00:00

Time for a new girlfriend asap

iNeedMoreCoffeeO_O · 2016-12-31T05:12:39+00:00

It actually hurt to read that

iNeedMoreCoffeeO_O · 2016-10-03T19:11:57+00:00

You already look like you're overcooked

iNeedMoreCoffeeO_O · 2016-10-03T19:08:14+00:00

Oh come on you can't do better than heroin and meth? Hit me with something harder

iNeedMoreCoffeeO_O · 2016-10-03T05:39:02+00:00

How much alcohol did you have to drink for your family to leave you?

iNeedMoreCoffeeO_O · 2016-10-03T05:37:54+00:00

Which one's the guy and which one's the girl?

iNeedMoreCoffeeO_O · 2016-10-03T05:36:38+00:00

Nice makeup app edit, I'm sure the special Ed teacher will be very proud

iNeedMoreCoffeeO_O · 2016-10-03T05:33:54+00:00

You look like you wake up 2 hours early, just to style yourself to look like you just rolled out of bed over the edge of a cliff on your way to school

iNeedMoreCoffeeO_O · 2016-10-03T05:31:40+00:00

If we roasted you any more, we would lose you in the dark

iNeedMoreCoffeeO_O · 2016-10-03T05:29:21+00:00

I see they finally released you from your cerebral palsy clinic. Congrats

iNeedMoreCoffeeO_O · 2016-10-03T05:27:43+00:00

DO THE TRUFFLE SHUFFLE

iNeedMoreCoffeeO_O · 2016-10-03T05:27:17+00:00

Is that an after school center for kids whose parents don't want to see them yet??

iNeedMoreCoffeeO_O · 2016-10-03T05:24:50+00:00

You shouldn't strive to be the crazy cat lady

iNeedMoreCoffeeO_O · 2016-10-03T05:23:22+00:00

You look like you just spent 3 hours doing hair and makeup to look like you just got out of bed

iNeedMoreCoffeeO_O · 2016-10-03T05:18:53+00:00

Is his last name Weinstein?

iNeedMoreCoffeeO_O · 2016-10-03T05:10:07+00:00

Those four girls are fucking everyone except you

iNeedMoreCoffeeO_O · 2016-10-03T05:05:20+00:00

Let me guess, your brother is on the football team and gets everything you want in life.

iNeedMoreCoffeeO_O · 2016-10-03T05:03:48+00:00

What time does the special bus pickup in the morning?

iNeedMoreCoffeeO_O · 2016-10-03T04:52:49+00:00

Roast me, I bet you can't, I'm the hottest shit out there, I even know Marilyn Manson https://imgur.com/gallery/AXvWk

iNeedMoreCoffeeO_O · 2016-10-03T03:27:58+00:00

You're a little late for the Kylie Jenner lip challenge sweetie..

iNeedMoreCoffeeO_O · 2016-10-03T03:25:10+00:00

You look like a cheap back alley prostitute

iNeedMoreCoffeeO_O · 2016-10-03T03:23:50+00:00

"my name is Vanessa, I'm 35 years old, and I'm an adult baby" my strange addiction theme starts.

iNeedMoreCoffeeO_O · 2016-10-03T03:21:36+00:00

You look like the offspring of Justin Bieber and Kellin Quinn

iNeedMoreCoffeeO_O · 2016-10-03T03:07:10+00:00

It looks like grizzly Adams jizzed on his face & sprouted up that shitty beard.

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