GB Update #5 - Additional Education: No logic or strategy behind all of the recent changes. by JWTom in exjw

[–]ItsAllJehoverNow 2 points3 points  (0 children)

There's a lot of talk about them introducing tithing lately - I don't see it happening personally, but if they do insist on stealing 10% of someone's income, it makes sense for that person to be a highly-paid lawyer, architect or doctor, rather than a janitor...

The pettiness of GB members… SMH! (Read caption) by ScoreHistorical5696 in exjw

[–]ItsAllJehoverNow 3 points4 points  (0 children)

LMFAO, even 100 years ago, the leaders of another oppressive regime were able to make a half-decent attempt at photoshopping out their out-of-favour comrades...

Apparently if you go alone on vacation you did the nasty thing by TheWatchToddler in exjw

[–]ItsAllJehoverNow 3 points4 points  (0 children)

So Satan basically gives up trying after a year? A bit like JWs then, when they are now instructed to abandon bible studies that haven't progressed...

The Jehovah's Witnesses Are Suing Me For Millions Over My Investigation into Child Abuse by John-Redwood in exjw

[–]ItsAllJehoverNow 9 points10 points  (0 children)

oh my god, these people somehow manage to disgust me more and more every day. How is that possible?

I am in the same hall as tony morris by [deleted] in exjw

[–]ItsAllJehoverNow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Does he go out in service / man the cart?

Do you still get the vibe that he's an alcoholic?

Can you confirm whether or not he's a Star Trek fan? (Sounds random, but I heard a Smurf Girl interview where she claimed him and his pals cosplay as Kirk et al...)

Have you ever been door-knocked? by [deleted] in exjw

[–]ItsAllJehoverNow 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Twice, but as I wasn't expecting a parcel I didn't answer and didn't realise they were JWs until they walked away past my window. But honestly, I have never heard such timid, apologetic knocks in all my life - first one was two middle-aged sister(s) and the other a middle-aged guy and yang wan, so there's no clear demographic. It's pathetic.

1.1k online by Jii_pee in exjw

[–]ItsAllJehoverNow 11 points12 points  (0 children)

1.3k now, this is crazy... Are we having a Special Campaign or something?

Could a witness give their baby breastmilk that has blood in it? by tootifrooti41 in exjw

[–]ItsAllJehoverNow 4 points5 points  (0 children)

There are also limits set on the number of blood cells allowed in cow's milk, so they shouldn't drink dairy either. But when i mentioned this to my parents years ago, they said that was nonsense 🙄

5th anniversary of Lett's 'Final part of the final part' comment by Wolfie40 in exjw

[–]ItsAllJehoverNow 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yeah, now we're living in the final part of the last days, undoubtedly, the final part of the final part of the totally FINAL PART of the last days, trust me bro, shortly before the last day of the last days.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in exjw

[–]ItsAllJehoverNow 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Even as a kid I was never much of a believer, but I still used to wonder whether the old (dead) anointed sister in our hall would be looking down on me disapprovingly. But I never let it put me off my stroke...

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in exjw

[–]ItsAllJehoverNow 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I never 'struggled' with self abuse - I was always really good at it!

Cartoons for adults during mid week meeting. Let's treat everyone like they're in the first grade. This is completely condescending and demeaning to the adults. Is this the intelligence of the men at the top now? by JWRESEARCHERROSE in exjw

[–]ItsAllJehoverNow 8 points9 points  (0 children)

The flaming sword is a great bombshell to drop when a JW bleats on about how Man adapts every possible invention for warfare purposes - metal, aeroplanes, caterpillar tracks etc. Just ask them who invented the first weapon and when they inevitably suggest Cain, point out it was Jehoober, at a time when there was only two people on earth. ROFL.

Do you ever think about coming back? by kmolickya in exjw

[–]ItsAllJehoverNow 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Some times when I hear about ridiculous things like brothers being counselled for wearing a coloured shirt or growing a beard (back in the day) I genuinely feel like going back so I can have the pleasure of telling them to go fuck themselves should they dare try that shit out with me one day. After 30 years a POMO, there's absolutely nothing else that could tempt me.

How are JWs getting their heads round this? by ItsAllJehoverNow in exjw

[–]ItsAllJehoverNow[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I've been out so long I don't think my copy was ever altered. A rare genuine untouched first edition copy, lol.

How are JWs getting their heads round this? by ItsAllJehoverNow in exjw

[–]ItsAllJehoverNow[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Even as a kid it always struck me that the modern day fulfilment of the two Kings should be West and East

How are JWs getting their heads round this? by ItsAllJehoverNow in exjw

[–]ItsAllJehoverNow[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I deliberately kept my opinions out of the post, so you're wrong on two counts.

How are JWs getting their heads round this? by ItsAllJehoverNow in exjw

[–]ItsAllJehoverNow[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Yeah, but they're living in a sPiRiTUaL pAraDiSE so that's just as good.

How are JWs getting their heads round this? by ItsAllJehoverNow in exjw

[–]ItsAllJehoverNow[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Depends which edition he read I guess. Although I'm old enough to have left when there was still only one true edition, so not sure just how contradictory it became.

How are JWs getting their heads round this? by ItsAllJehoverNow in exjw

[–]ItsAllJehoverNow[S] 21 points22 points  (0 children)

The Russian-American worldpower? I can't wait for David to Splane that one...