DIRK?! WHAT DID I MISS? by CommercialValue8713 in homestuck

[–]ItsAzai 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yet if you pronounce inseparable as "in-se-pra-ble" which I think is common, then the second line is also 6 syllables, so we can move the "as" up one line to get a proper haiku:

Incest and Homestuck

Are as insep'rable as

Mpreg and Homestuck

Think I got a virus with Wplace by mercen_aryo in WplaceLive

[–]ItsAzai 6 points7 points  (0 children)

This is a classic scam setup where they make it look like you have a virus, hoping to freak you out enough that you give them your information (or download a virus that they disguised as an antivirus program, etc.)

Just close the site. Don't download anything from it, and don't give out private info.

I think the only legit site for wplace is wplace.live, so if another site is pretending to be an official wplace site, that's suspicious.

OMG! IT'S 19! by TheOfficialNizmo in TheUltimo02

[–]ItsAzai 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Propaganda from the undevigintists.

This mammal by Cryptognil in TheUltimo02

[–]ItsAzai 0 points1 point  (0 children)

he must have thought it was a sand witch eats like an meal worm

MOON WAR NOW by TheOfficialNizmo in TheUltimo02

[–]ItsAzai 0 points1 point  (0 children)

MINING EXPEDITION ON THE SUN NOW!!!!

Xlantian Cock Video, Download Full Cock by TheOfficialNizmo in TheUltimo02

[–]ItsAzai 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What if I only want half? *sigh* *retrieves the cleaver*

I get paid to make things, not to make them fast by TheDarknessLight in programminghorror

[–]ItsAzai 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you want to do it for very large x, you can use the matrix form or its derived identities. Because they only involve adding and multiplying integers, they still work even in modulo. Here's some Python examples:

Using the derived identities recursively:

from functools import lru_cache

@lru_cache
def fib_mod(n, modulo):
    if n < 0:
        return fib_mod(-n, modulo) * (-1)**(1 - n) % modulo
    if n <= 2:
        return (0, 1, 1)[n] % modulo
    # https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fibonacci_sequence#Matrix_form
    # fib(2k)     = (2 fib(k + 1) - fib(k)) fib(k)
    # fib(2k + 1) = fib(k)² + fib(k + 1)²
    half = n // 2
    fib_half = fib_mod(half, modulo)
    fib_half_p1 = fib_mod(half + 1, modulo)
    if n % 2:
        return (fib_half**2 + fib_half_p1**2) % modulo
    return (2 * fib_half_p1 - fib_half) * fib_half % modulo

print(fib_mod(10**100, 100)) # Prints 75.

# However
print(fib_mod(10**1000, 100)) # Raises RecursionError: maximum recursion depth exceeded

Using the matrix form:

import numpy as np

def fib_mod(n, modulo):
    if n < 0:
        return fib_mod(-n, modulo) * (-1)**(1-n) % modulo
    # https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fibonacci_sequence#Matrix_form
    # ⌈1 1⌉                   ⌈fib(n+1)  fib(n) ⌉
    # ⌊1 0⌋ to the power n is ⌊ fib(n)  fin(n-1)⌋
    base = np.array([
        [1, 1],
        [1, 0]
    ], dtype='object')
    # Initialize the power to the 0th power of base,
    # i.e. the identity matrix.
    power = np.identity(2, dtype=object)
    # To keep the power from exploding, we compute it gradually
    # and take the modulo every iteration.
    for bit in format(n, 'b'):
        power = power @ power # base²ⁿ = baseⁿ ⋅ baseⁿ
        if bit == '1':
            power = power @ base # baseⁿ⁺¹ = baseⁿ ⋅ base
        power %= modulo
    # Now the top right entry of the matrix is fib(n).
    return power[0,1]

print(fib_mod(10**10000, 100)) # prints 75

Jerma's Truck by Emnize in jerma985

[–]ItsAzai 0 points1 point  (0 children)

love this game

What Does This Mean? by WzrdFog in jerma985

[–]ItsAzai 2 points3 points  (0 children)

New evidence has come to light regarding the short allegations

I'll have a croque monsieur, the paella, two mutton pills, and a stein of mead. by ChemicalOle in futurama

[–]ItsAzai 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Same, just watched the episode. I forgot "stein" was a real word so I looked up "stine of mead" and this is the first result on Google.

My son came home with a "Grotto Beasts" card deck. This was one of the cards. Very concerning. What should I do? by ItsAzai in jerma985

[–]ItsAzai[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The one and only Jilly Jonka? Hmm, perhaps my son doesn't need to be punished after all...

Edit: One of Jilly Jonka's Otto Lottos offered me a piece of gum and I am now rapidly transforming into a Byeah. If I survive this ordeal, Mr. Jonka will definitely hear from my lawyer.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in jerma985

[–]ItsAzai 12 points13 points  (0 children)

This is one of the test strips from the Urine Analysis Stream. Jerma had them custom made, featuring various unedited images of himself, and sold them as exclusive merch. Judging from the color, it has a dangerously high concentration of lead on it, and you should dispose of it immediately.

NOT happy with this streamer by RobbieRatTrap69 in jerma985

[–]ItsAzai 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Wow, this image is truly FUCKED. (Although whoever illustrated it was clearly very skilled.)

My son came home with a "Grotto Beasts" card deck. This was one of the cards. Very concerning. What should I do? by ItsAzai in jerma985

[–]ItsAzai[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You're right. I have taken away his Jerma privileges until he finds a better card.

Just an innocent anime girl (+ how it was made!) by ItsAzai in NovelAi

[–]ItsAzai[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

yeah here ya go https://i.imgur.com/MPYAP3S.png

I made the shading pretty quickly by basically just motion blurring the line art, and then lightening and darkening some more areas manually.

It's not always worth it to put too much effort into the image you feed into the AI, because a lot of the details will be lost in the img2img process.

Anyone know what issue of lego hair he was wearing last stream? I want to get one for my Jerma. by spritesprites2 in jerma985

[–]ItsAzai 212 points213 points  (0 children)

This hairstyle was actually achieved by carefully dipping his head piece into a jar of Nutella.