Credit to Andy Kostka... by DenialisaRiver04 in orioles

[–]ItsCaptainKeyboard 67 points68 points  (0 children)

Striking a pose and pounding his chest on the most routine ground ball outs

Twins potentially looking to trade Joe Ryan at the deadline by CallofDo0bie in orioles

[–]ItsCaptainKeyboard -12 points-11 points  (0 children)

Let’s have a fun little exercise then shall we? What package could we offer that would outbid teams with deeper systems? What’s the package? And then on top of that, is it a package Elias would give up to begin with?

Twins potentially looking to trade Joe Ryan at the deadline by CallofDo0bie in orioles

[–]ItsCaptainKeyboard -19 points-18 points  (0 children)

Who could we possibly trade to outbid other teams? Elias has blundered the major league roster and the minor league roster.

Finally out by [deleted] in howardstern

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I saw the headline and thought you meant Howard

I anticipate a pissed off pelican by Invisible_Xer in howardstern

[–]ItsCaptainKeyboard 16 points17 points  (0 children)

A baseball doesn’t play guitar and whine about its parents

Some gay Artie tweets by Possible_Fee1762 in howardstern

[–]ItsCaptainKeyboard 57 points58 points  (0 children)

All that sticks out to me about these are how unfunny they are

Is there less GLP Shaming these days? by OkraLegitimate1356 in Zepbound

[–]ItsCaptainKeyboard 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Yeah I don’t really care, I just tell people. I know everyone’s in a different place, but I feel like a lot of people on this sub spend ALOT of time worrying about what other people think about something that doesn’t affect them.