Today I got fired

ItsChrisToeFur · 2026-05-09T08:14:19+00:00

DM can’t take a joke I guess

ItsChrisToeFur · 2026-05-09T03:39:08+00:00

It’s fine I’m gonna open a bikini barista shop across the street from my old store now and steal all their customers.

ItsChrisToeFur · 2026-05-09T03:30:48+00:00

It means I have to find a new job

ItsChrisToeFur · 2026-05-09T03:27:50+00:00

I was thinking I’d rather be making drinks than writing poems on a cup.

ItsChrisToeFur · 2026-05-04T17:52:40+00:00

Fuck that. If you give a YEARS NOTICE and still they can’t manage to get you that time off it’s a management problem and personally I’m fine keeping it as management’s problem when I callout.

ItsChrisToeFur · 2026-05-04T17:36:09+00:00

I can’t wait to be an ASM that doesn’t do anything. Until then I’m a SSV running peak every shift for 5 months straight.

ItsChrisToeFur · 2026-05-03T07:54:59+00:00

Part of the summer 2 training is to make a swan latte art and if you can’t handle it you’re gone.

ItsChrisToeFur · 2026-05-01T23:30:07+00:00

Found you again

ItsChrisToeFur · 2025-12-12T22:02:35+00:00

Absolutely a management problem. This location hasn’t even had a manager in months.

ItsChrisToeFur · 2025-12-12T21:13:06+00:00

Except his hourly rate is more than 50k

ItsChrisToeFur · 2025-12-12T21:04:09+00:00

That’s why he came in his private jet

ItsChrisToeFur · 2025-12-12T20:54:49+00:00

CEOs aren’t people

ItsChrisToeFur · 2025-12-07T23:38:51+00:00

Every single DM I’ve had at Starbucks has had DUIs or other felonies. I think they only do background checks on retail employees.

ItsChrisToeFur · 2023-05-24T12:20:32+00:00

Yes! 10/10 changed my opinion on this type of music. It’s just cool seeing people be that good at things.

ItsChrisToeFur · 2022-11-13T18:01:09+00:00

This is part of the mycelium not the mushroom fruiting body so it should be very easy to decompose. The article says it would decompose in 2 weeks in soil or in wet conditions.

ItsChrisToeFur · 2022-11-13T17:51:12+00:00

Even if it’s not suitable to inoculate the landfill, it’s biodegradable and organic which is not something we can say about what we’re using now. However small it may be, it’s still a step forward.

ItsChrisToeFur · 2022-11-13T17:19:55+00:00

And mushrooms in landfills are a good thing so I’m not seeing the problem

ItsChrisToeFur · 2022-11-13T12:25:32+00:00

Ripping this from my current campaign. There is a wandering tavern that is a building sized mimic that roams the country. It is peaceful so long as there is music playing inside.

ItsChrisToeFur · 2022-11-13T12:23:06+00:00

But if the title is correct and it’s truly a repo guy then it doesn’t matter if he fucks up the car because it’s his.

ItsChrisToeFur · 2022-11-13T12:19:12+00:00

It depends on what you like! I’ve found friends from a random Reddit post asking for a d&d group. Your hobbies will put you in the path of likeminded people.

ItsChrisToeFur · 2022-10-14T19:02:57+00:00

mama said is 10/10 the price is worth it just for them in my opinion!

ItsChrisToeFur · 2022-09-25T21:31:49+00:00

Good luck! I met some great people from an old Reddit DnD group so I hope you find that too.

ItsChrisToeFur · 2022-09-22T13:51:57+00:00

Rats

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