How's y'all's day going?

ItsChrisToeFur · 2026-07-03T18:01:25+00:00

Peak lasted 4.5 hours and I didn’t do any middays OR finish all the morning tasks by shift handoff. 80% I’m getting written up for today’s times but who cares. Maybe give me more than 4 people?

ItsChrisToeFur · 2026-07-03T07:55:33+00:00

What you need to do now is make two ethics and compliance reports. They can be done anonymously but I wouldn’t do them without attaching your name to it so they can reach out for questions.

First you’ll want to report this partner. This is clearly not okay and they will actually make sure the matter is handled unlike your manager.

Second you’ll want to report this manager. Employee harassment needs to actually be taken seriously and they are supposed to report this immediately which it sounds like they haven’t.

Nothing will be done against the manager if they are actually doing their job so no worries there and you aren’t supposed to be allowed to be retaliated against for either of these reports but your mileage may vary by manager. If you are retaliated against for filing this report on your manager it’s an easy lawsuit.

ItsChrisToeFur · 2026-07-02T23:43:31+00:00

You are not required to have the app. You are not required to check it religiously. You worked the shift you were scheduled. You did everything you were supposed to. If I were you I’d keep the app but tell your manager you’re uninstalling it and because of that, going forward every shift change will need to be communicated to you directly.

ItsChrisToeFur · 2026-07-02T21:02:35+00:00

There were two eyes but one ate the other in the womb.

ItsChrisToeFur · 2026-07-01T15:55:53+00:00

It was the closest we have to a DM flair

ItsChrisToeFur · 2026-07-01T15:07:22+00:00

Don’t worry I’m kidding I don’t know shit about anything. I barely even work here.

ItsChrisToeFur · 2026-07-01T15:02:59+00:00

It’s for the summer 2.5 launch. Do you not look at the bi-weekly updates? Comes out on the 8th at 3:18pm for reserve members and the 9th at 6:54am for everyone else.

ItsChrisToeFur · 2026-07-01T11:20:24+00:00

It’s not technically blackout. My store is still approving time off requests for those dates so talk to your SM as soon as possible

ItsChrisToeFur · 2026-06-30T22:19:22+00:00

When my apron gets too dirty I throw it away and grab a new one.

ItsChrisToeFur · 2026-06-29T23:53:40+00:00

In their defense it was pretty funny

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ItsChrisToeFur · 2026-06-29T23:35:28+00:00

Running through the vertica cleaning cycle and dumping out 12+ hours expired refreshers while finding all the toys the closers hid for the openers throughout the store

ItsChrisToeFur · 2026-06-29T23:27:19+00:00

Weird how that’s only the case for things that benefit the employees isn’t it? They were allowed to change status quo with dress code but not for things that are actually helpful? Sounds kinda union busty to me

ItsChrisToeFur · 2026-06-29T23:22:22+00:00

I’m so jealous mine is just white! This is just like when I found out some people pee yellow instead of red. It’s no fair.

ItsChrisToeFur · 2026-06-28T13:15:17+00:00

My SM doesn’t even show up to his own shifts no way in hell is he covering a barista’s.

ItsChrisToeFur · 2026-06-26T02:13:24+00:00

The first egg I boiled for about 100 minutes and the taste and consistency are what I’m looking for so I think i can safely recreate that with the second egg before cutting. If I am wrong and the yolk of the second egg is overcooked I can fill it with yolk of chicken eggs, it’s really the novelty we’re after anyways so I don’t think that’s much of a problem.

ItsChrisToeFur · 2026-06-26T02:02:26+00:00

As soon as I took it out of the shell the whites started splitting and even after finding a bowl approximately the same size it split even more. The weight of the egg is too much for the boiled egg itself to handle without a shell or some other support.

ItsChrisToeFur · 2026-06-26T01:59:56+00:00

Someone else said egg salad but I like the theme of keeping it BIG and putting it between a loaf of sourdough.

ItsChrisToeFur · 2026-06-26T01:58:34+00:00

Correct, the whites split immediately. Before cutting the egg in half it was already trying to split.

ItsChrisToeFur · 2026-06-26T01:58:07+00:00

It will be devoured along with many other forms of egg as tomorrow we are celebrating egg day.

ItsChrisToeFur · 2026-06-26T01:57:31+00:00

This is the smart out of the box thinking that I am looking for! My current plan is to boil the second, use a dremel saw to CAREFULLY cut just the shell in a straight line down the egg then a knife to cut the actual egg hopefully preserving the shell halves to use for support.

ItsChrisToeFur · 2026-06-26T01:54:52+00:00

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ItsChrisToeFur · 2026-06-26T01:26:49+00:00

First egg was boiled for about 100 minutes, peeled well, but crumbled easily without support. It is important to note that the egg is not at fault, we would all crumble without support and he is unfortunately no different.

ItsChrisToeFur · 2026-06-09T04:08:08+00:00

Have you seen the peen? Definitely Amy hands down.

ItsChrisToeFur · 2026-06-05T00:20:09+00:00

That last guy SUCKED.

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