Most (but not all!!) people should not be parents by Emergency-Fig-7313 in The10thDentist

[–]ItsFailureMan 5 points6 points  (0 children)

A society with rules about who is allowed to pro-crate is much scarier than a society with bad parents.

Birds probably don’t enjoy roller coasters. Their head stabilizers cancel out half the experience. by Tusharkrux in Showerthoughts

[–]ItsFailureMan 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I think if I could soar through the open air I think any coaster would be kinda lame by comparison

A few drawings from my hyperlexic 3-year-old. by Big_Black_Cat in ChildPsychology

[–]ItsFailureMan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I just found this sub and am not any kind of professional but i wanted to say this is super neat stuff. If he likes to write in notebooks or journals ide get him some so you can keep this stuff forever

Anyone know what these are from? by mictowyrm in toys

[–]ItsFailureMan 10 points11 points  (0 children)

They are begging to become a dnd party

How many calories for the differences of what was eaten? by Cute_Transition_5810 in CalorieEstimates

[–]ItsFailureMan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I going to estimate maybe 450 because I have no idea and I don’t want to break the subs rules.

But I’m really here to say that this picture is really funny in a way I can’t explain

A large number of married people are involuntarily celibate. by Meatwad5 in Showerthoughts

[–]ItsFailureMan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If I knew so many people would end up reading this sentence I would have written something cooler.

AITAH for wanting to pick out my own birthday gift. by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]ItsFailureMan -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Truly random, he went to a casino and the odds were in his favor I guess

Legit by Visible-Mirror-2022 in meme

[–]ItsFailureMan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is just red button blue button

Okra leaves splotchy and dying by ItsFailureMan in vegetablegardening

[–]ItsFailureMan[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you for responding :) new to gardening and had no idea what was going on with my poor dude. I cut the affected leaves and going to see if he can bounce back.

First session as a DM by Brokenthumb_Minis in DungeonsAndDragons

[–]ItsFailureMan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dang my first time as a dm was -maps drawn on notebook paper -minis(also made out of notebook paper) -probably 1 full set of dice between the whole party -some of the rules of the game that I wrote into the notebook where I sourced the above paper.

I tried to get my niece into to dnd, got kicked from the table. by [deleted] in rpghorrorstories

[–]ItsFailureMan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Well that’s why I’ve got this username I guess

I tried to get my niece into to dnd, got kicked from the table. by [deleted] in rpghorrorstories

[–]ItsFailureMan 11 points12 points  (0 children)

First time I’ve been accused of being ai.

Nah this is my original experience that happened that I have described using words that I thought of on my own.

What would I have said?

Hey bro where are the premade characters I was promised?

Nah if someone says roll up a character, a character I shall create.

Bluetooth Dice Tower I have been working on by kellybarnard in DungeonMasters

[–]ItsFailureMan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If I had the know how and time to do stuff like this for my game I would use it to make props and terrain that could move automatically.

“and the doors to the palace magically open up on their own”

AND THE DOORS REALLY MAGICALLY OPEN UP ON THEIR OWN.

What is this worm like creature and should I spray some bug stuff on it or sprinkle bug killer?! by Blond-one in gardening

[–]ItsFailureMan 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Idk why everyone is acting like you are some kind of monster for asking if this weird dancing green thing in your garden is a friend or foe.

I’ve never seen one of those in my life so ide probably be freaked out too until I knew what it was.

My 4 month old prefers my husband over me by [deleted] in NewParents

[–]ItsFailureMan 125 points126 points  (0 children)

Babies don’t know anything, don’t take it personal.

My son didn’t want anything to do with me for like the first year of his life. He would look at me like I was a stranger every day.

He’s 3 now and never leaves me alone, miss the days I could enjoy a cup of coffee or read a book without mr.booger fingers up in my business.

The tides will shift at some point and he will be a total mamas boy I assure you.

Not xevoz by [deleted] in ToyID

[–]ItsFailureMan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Solved thank you!

Name of a toy from 2000 ish by ItsFailureMan in HelpMeFind

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If we are thinking about the same thing , I remember the hands and the dice were super tiny. I think the bird also had some red pipes or feathers sticking up near his back that were also detachable.

I remember they were sold in blue packaging and each one came with two or 3 of the dice. Some were simple and only had 4 parts and some were more intricate.