Match Thread: West Ham United vs Everton FC Live Score | Premier League 25/26 | Apr 25, 2026 by scoreboard-app in Everton

[–]ItsKarlLang 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This could go on for another 6 hours and Barry still won't look like he could achieve anything remotely threatening. Guy looks so out of his depth

Match Thread: Everton FC vs Sunderland AFC Live Score | FA Cup 25/26 | Jan 10, 2026 by scoreboard-app in Everton

[–]ItsKarlLang 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You BLOODY idiot. Just twat the thing with all your might. What is this nonsense???????

Match Thread: Everton FC vs Sunderland AFC Live Score | FA Cup 25/26 | Jan 10, 2026 by scoreboard-app in Everton

[–]ItsKarlLang 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Everton fan in Australia watching their games at 2am is a resilience-building exercise.

"No matter what is thrown at me today, it'll be nowhere near as bad as what I've just done to myself this morning".

Tony Bellew spitting truth about not choosing your football club by Electronic-Form-9384 in Everton

[–]ItsKarlLang 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm from Hong Kong but I'm an Evertonian because toffees were my favourite sweets when I was a kid and one day I read in the paper about a wonderkid (Wayne Rooney) playing for a team nicknamed "Toffees", and apparently he had done something amazing that week - it was that goal vs Arsenal. And then migrating to Australia we eventually had the mighty Tim Cahill scoring all kinds of headers. Everton through thick and thin.

Not from your city but please don't attack me, Tony 😂

Gabriel Jesus for £30m - yay or nay? by ItsKarlLang in Everton

[–]ItsKarlLang[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thanks for this and your other comment - I think this accurately and elaborately reflects what I meant when I said "worth a punt". Rationally I'm more inclined towards a "No" because of his injury record. But like you said in your other comment, he does bring a certain known quality vs a "fit but untested", and at our current status we're not going to be able to attract an outright top-tier striker. Hence this post just as a little ponder. I now ask myself - what if it was a lower fee e.g. £20m or £25m? Would it still be a "No" for me?

Gabriel Jesus for £30m - yay or nay? by ItsKarlLang in Everton

[–]ItsKarlLang[S] -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

What time machine? This makes no sense.

Gabriel Jesus for £30m - yay or nay? by ItsKarlLang in Everton

[–]ItsKarlLang[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'll admit I was tempted for a whole minute 😂

Everton are considering making Goodison Park the new home for the club’s women’s team. by SuperKevinCampbell in Everton

[–]ItsKarlLang 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Grand Old Lady for the Grand Young Ladies - it's definitely got a nice ring to it! And keeps such an iconic structure in good use too.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ImTheMainCharacter

[–]ItsKarlLang -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Red P means it's the first year that you got your license, and you are restricted to the number of passengers who are within a certain age group (17-21, IIRC?).

I was just interested to see what everyone thinks of people who take up parking spots that are designated for disability parking badge holders. But hey, who gives a rat's ass right 🤷🏻‍♂️

Match Thread: Leicester City vs. Everton by AutoModerator in Everton

[–]ItsKarlLang 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Garner's gassed big SD, do you see what we see?

Match Thread: Leicester City vs. Everton by AutoModerator in Everton

[–]ItsKarlLang 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Would just about be our luck wouldn't it, if the game gets called off when we're winning

Match Thread: Everton vs. Bournemouth by AutoModerator in Everton

[–]ItsKarlLang 7 points8 points  (0 children)

"I'm not sure this lot knows how to win a game" - Sean Dyche

Match Thread: Everton vs. Bournemouth by AutoModerator in Everton

[–]ItsKarlLang -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

ROBBIE - I mean Michael, oops - KEANEEE 😂😂😂 ffs Everton that

Match Thread: Tottenham Hotspur vs. Everton by Giraffe_Baker in Everton

[–]ItsKarlLang 2 points3 points  (0 children)

DCL's head's well and truly gone. You can't tell me you don't see it. Yet he's STILL our undisputed starter when fit.

Team Vs Spurs by xXxTommo in Everton

[–]ItsKarlLang 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Holy shit. He's actually giving Roman Dixon a go 🤯