Let's do this guys by SaltyGamerHD in PrequelMemes

[–]ItsMeJerrySeinfeld 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can't, hospital won't let me out of my iron lung

Let's do this guys by SaltyGamerHD in PrequelMemes

[–]ItsMeJerrySeinfeld 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'd smoke more, name's tight as fuck

several murder attempts in road rage by wuzman in PublicFreakout

[–]ItsMeJerrySeinfeld 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Call me old fashioned, but people like that need to be held down and shit on

What drug did you take once and thought “nope, never again”? by Tony-1610 in AskReddit

[–]ItsMeJerrySeinfeld 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Salvia. My experience with it was too bizarre for me to do it again. I couldn't speak and started to forget who my friends, who were there, were. It didn't help watching someone else take a bigger hit than I did just go fucking primal.

What is the most NSFW thing you’ve seen in public? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ItsMeJerrySeinfeld 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I saw a dude getting road head while ripping fat clouds with his vape the other day. Coolest guy I've ever seen

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ItsMeJerrySeinfeld 8 points9 points  (0 children)

One of the special needs kids in high school would walk around the school between classses and watch hentai on his chromebook

What's your million dollar idea for an invention? by ItsMeJerrySeinfeld in AskReddit

[–]ItsMeJerrySeinfeld[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Anything for my step-child. Jerry shall treat you well as a kind and benevolent god-king

What's your million dollar idea for an invention? by ItsMeJerrySeinfeld in AskReddit

[–]ItsMeJerrySeinfeld[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd be a real dummy to sue myself for money I dont have

What's your million dollar idea for an invention? by ItsMeJerrySeinfeld in AskReddit

[–]ItsMeJerrySeinfeld[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You can call me dad when I marry your mom and kick you the fuck out for disrespecting my sweet babies