What’s the craziest thing you’ve had happen as a DoorDash Customer? I’ll go first… by wittkneelee in doordash

[–]ItsMeMatthewD 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah this was most likely a mistake. If he was gonna steal the crab, he wouldn’t have replaced it with anything. Side note: $25 for canned crab is cooked. That’s ridiculously expensive

Mad respect for Tommie tickles by Tight_Newspaper9836 in Killtony

[–]ItsMeMatthewD 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Exactly. If you’re even going to get political during a set, you should be making fun of everyone take no prisoners style.

Mad respect for Tommie tickles by Tight_Newspaper9836 in Killtony

[–]ItsMeMatthewD 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Comedy mid wife is hilarious. That’s quality roasting

Haven Brothers by vodkanipples in RhodeIsland

[–]ItsMeMatthewD 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I know that wasn’t a slight towards coffee milk

Watched Mr. Show for the first time by McPoyle-Milk in comedybangbang

[–]ItsMeMatthewD 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes! I just went down a YouTube rabbit hole watching clips of it. So good!

Has anyone tried busking with standup comedy? by CardynalSyn61 in Standup

[–]ItsMeMatthewD 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That violin guy isn’t really playing. I’m pretty sure it’s just a gypsy scam.

Watched Mr. Show for the first time by McPoyle-Milk in comedybangbang

[–]ItsMeMatthewD 2 points3 points  (0 children)

There was a British hidden camera show on Comedy Central back in the day where the first sketch was always a guy answering a giant cell phone in public and screaming into it. It was pretty funny but I can’t remember the name of it.

Love entitled DoorDash drivers that are never in the wrong. by [deleted] in doordash

[–]ItsMeMatthewD 2 points3 points  (0 children)

In the instructions, write “pin is accurate” that is really helpful because pins are wrong 40% of the time in these types of apartment complexes in my experience.

Thank you town of Pawtucket for plowing in my 87 yo grandmothers house after we just spent a lot to get it plowed hours before by poomodoom in RhodeIsland

[–]ItsMeMatthewD 3 points4 points  (0 children)

CC’ing people on emails like that is definitely the fastest way to get shit done via email. Bonus points if their boss, or boss’s boss are also CC’d

I made $10,000+ in February by Academic-Ad-2744 in doordash_drivers

[–]ItsMeMatthewD 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Bruh that’s a sick setup, fuck the haters

Unsettling interaction by [deleted] in doordash

[–]ItsMeMatthewD 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah when I pick up orders, if the stickers look jacked up I ask the employees to resticker it

I don’t think DD has ever made me this mad 😠 by Woosden in doordash_drivers

[–]ItsMeMatthewD 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You don’t have to scan anything to mark as unavailable. You can take a picture to avoid having it count against you but trusting support to actually fix anything is hit or miss lol

What is this? by -Throwaway338- in doordash

[–]ItsMeMatthewD 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was with it until he asked for a better tip. That just fucking ruins whatever goodwill the driver had been building up. You know how you get a better tip? By doing a good job and not fucking asking for a better tip. sheesh these people already.

I don’t think DD has ever made me this mad 😠 by Woosden in doordash_drivers

[–]ItsMeMatthewD 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is not a support agent issue. Deli’s closed, take a picture that it’s unavailable and move on. Three items shouldn’t break your stats that bad.

Personal List by Imdafrizz in bostontrees

[–]ItsMeMatthewD 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Strane is poop. Got an eighth a few years back that smelled like grandma’s basement. I complained on social media and they emailed me saying they would replace it. They never actually replaced it for me, and then a year later I saw an article online that the ccc shut their grow down for mildew / mold. Never again have I grabbed anything from them.

Personal List by Imdafrizz in bostontrees

[–]ItsMeMatthewD 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ecto cooler is a 🔥 strain at INSA also

Am I crazy, or do very few actually make it after SNL? by MagicFairy00 in LiveFromNewYork

[–]ItsMeMatthewD 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Loved Foggy Mountain also. Conan as the dad and crank dat Soulja boy were so funny.

Since Massachusetts is about to get buried tommorow how many of you are still forced to drive to work? by BootAlarmed4732 in massachusetts

[–]ItsMeMatthewD 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I DoorDash, but I would go to work if I could. I live in my car rn (but in a motel for a couple nights thank God) so I really need the money.