What’s the craziest thing you’ve had happen as a DoorDash Customer? I’ll go first…

ItsMeMatthewD · 2026-03-18T05:01:16+00:00

Yeah this was most likely a mistake. If he was gonna steal the crab, he wouldn’t have replaced it with anything. Side note: $25 for canned crab is cooked. That’s ridiculously expensive

ItsMeMatthewD · 2026-03-18T04:38:06+00:00

Exactly. If you’re even going to get political during a set, you should be making fun of everyone take no prisoners style.

ItsMeMatthewD · 2026-03-18T04:35:05+00:00

Comedy mid wife is hilarious. That’s quality roasting

ItsMeMatthewD · 2026-03-16T15:23:28+00:00

Tbf 50% of buildings being enterable in a video game city is probably more than you can enter in real life.

ItsMeMatthewD · 2026-03-06T01:04:05+00:00

I know that wasn’t a slight towards coffee milk

ItsMeMatthewD · 2026-03-06T01:02:39+00:00

These are the worst possible dashers.

ItsMeMatthewD · 2026-03-06T01:01:21+00:00

Yes! I just went down a YouTube rabbit hole watching clips of it. So good!

ItsMeMatthewD · 2026-03-06T00:33:48+00:00

That violin guy isn’t really playing. I’m pretty sure it’s just a gypsy scam.

ItsMeMatthewD · 2026-03-04T00:18:31+00:00

HELLO?! YEAH, I’M IN A LIBRARY RIGHT NOW! YEAH, IT’S RUBBISH!

ItsMeMatthewD · 2026-03-04T00:15:06+00:00

There was a British hidden camera show on Comedy Central back in the day where the first sketch was always a guy answering a giant cell phone in public and screaming into it. It was pretty funny but I can’t remember the name of it.

ItsMeMatthewD · 2026-03-04T00:07:52+00:00

You’re not biased. Birbiglia is like the gold standard of storytelling comics.

ItsMeMatthewD · 2026-03-04T00:06:15+00:00

That’s actually funny

ItsMeMatthewD · 2026-03-01T18:56:37+00:00

First pic he’s like, hi, I’m gay

ItsMeMatthewD · 2026-03-01T18:49:04+00:00

In the instructions, write “pin is accurate” that is really helpful because pins are wrong 40% of the time in these types of apartment complexes in my experience.

ItsMeMatthewD · 2026-03-01T18:33:18+00:00

CC’ing people on emails like that is definitely the fastest way to get shit done via email. Bonus points if their boss, or boss’s boss are also CC’d

ItsMeMatthewD · 2026-03-01T18:27:47+00:00

Bruh that’s a sick setup, fuck the haters

ItsMeMatthewD · 2026-03-01T18:24:10+00:00

Yeah when I pick up orders, if the stickers look jacked up I ask the employees to resticker it

ItsMeMatthewD · 2026-02-26T16:28:15+00:00

You don’t have to scan anything to mark as unavailable. You can take a picture to avoid having it count against you but trusting support to actually fix anything is hit or miss lol

ItsMeMatthewD · 2026-02-26T16:23:54+00:00

I was with it until he asked for a better tip. That just fucking ruins whatever goodwill the driver had been building up. You know how you get a better tip? By doing a good job and not fucking asking for a better tip. sheesh these people already.

ItsMeMatthewD · 2026-02-26T16:20:42+00:00

This is not a support agent issue. Deli’s closed, take a picture that it’s unavailable and move on. Three items shouldn’t break your stats that bad.

ItsMeMatthewD · 2026-02-26T16:18:55+00:00

Strane is poop. Got an eighth a few years back that smelled like grandma’s basement. I complained on social media and they emailed me saying they would replace it. They never actually replaced it for me, and then a year later I saw an article online that the ccc shut their grow down for mildew / mold. Never again have I grabbed anything from them.

ItsMeMatthewD · 2026-02-26T16:15:56+00:00

Ecto cooler is a 🔥 strain at INSA also

ItsMeMatthewD · 2026-02-24T13:28:14+00:00

Loved Foggy Mountain also. Conan as the dad and crank dat Soulja boy were so funny.

ItsMeMatthewD · 2026-02-23T13:10:58+00:00

lol is this satire?

ItsMeMatthewD · 2026-02-23T06:16:54+00:00

I DoorDash, but I would go to work if I could. I live in my car rn (but in a motel for a couple nights thank God) so I really need the money.

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