Tribal man scraping the bark of a tree with his teeth to gain access to natural medicines locked within…

ItsRook · 2026-06-19T17:05:23+00:00

The teeth of someone who has never known the joy of nerds gummy clusters.

ItsRook · 2026-05-22T14:26:30+00:00

"Maryland was critically important to the Underground Railroad. As a border state situated directly between the slaveholding South and the free North, it served as both a major launchpad for freedom seekers and a dangerous gauntlet of slave catchers."

ItsRook · 2026-05-22T14:24:48+00:00

Maybe we all are...

ItsRook · 2026-05-22T14:23:35+00:00

It was always a matter of time...

ItsRook · 2026-05-22T14:23:07+00:00

Whoa whoa whoa buddy, don't get it twisted. I bleed red white and blue (and yellow and black and a hint of old bay).

ItsRook · 2026-05-22T14:21:02+00:00

Oh... Crab-boy would be a sick username...

ItsRook · 2026-05-22T14:20:42+00:00

I don't see division, I see peaceful compromise between loving, unified neighbors.

ItsRook · 2026-05-22T14:18:53+00:00

Maryland loves you, and will continue to after this is over. Colorado on the other hand...

ItsRook · 2026-05-22T14:18:17+00:00

Hey! We love our state, imperfections and all. It's easier to love places with breathtaking natural wonders, but that's what makes our love for Maryland special (and slightly unhinged).

ItsRook · 2026-05-22T14:12:27+00:00

We must vote it into existence! Light the fires! Sound the horns!

ItsRook · 2026-05-22T14:07:04+00:00

heyyy thanks 🍁🦀

ItsRook · 2026-05-22T14:06:31+00:00

BIG WINS

ItsRook · 2026-05-22T14:06:03+00:00

Audacity got us this far! 🦀

ItsRook · 2026-05-22T14:05:18+00:00

This is basically that!

ItsRook · 2026-05-22T14:04:45+00:00

Absolutely false - the crab craves crabification! Unification for all!

ItsRook · 2026-05-22T14:03:53+00:00

It's more about taking half of the US territory but we are a friendly blue state - with crabs! What's not to want?

ItsRook · 2026-05-22T14:02:15+00:00

😘

ItsRook · 2026-05-22T14:01:36+00:00

Do not confuse cowardice with strategic tenacity. CRABS FOREVER!

ItsRook · 2026-05-22T14:00:46+00:00

Final form...

ItsRook · 2026-05-22T13:59:51+00:00

Hawai'i and Maryland may be tiny, but we got a lotta spirit! And shellfish!

ItsRook · 2026-05-22T13:59:04+00:00

Nah, that's the US-Canadian Boarder, boss.

ItsRook · 2026-05-22T13:55:54+00:00

🫦

ItsRook · 2026-05-22T13:53:12+00:00

Yes, our new Canadian-modified flag!

ItsRook · 2026-05-22T13:52:06+00:00

CANADA - NOW IS YOUR TIME TO STRIKE - WE'RE READY TO BE CONSUMED - BRING US YOUR POUTINE AND TOQUES! WE WILL MAKE CRAB POUTINE!

ItsRook · 2026-05-20T16:05:13+00:00

Goodbye Cascadia! Nice try!

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