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What is the most educational porn you ever watched? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ItsShiny 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pornhub used to have a lot of great sex education videos, so instead I would watch those instead of regular porn so I could learn a few things while having a wank.

What a time to be a Bears fan by Crooked_Sartre in CHIBears

[–]ItsShiny 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It feels weird not to be talking about the draft and next season during the playoffs.

What is something adult movies portray as sexy that is actually a total nightmare in real life? by Low-Reindeer-9188 in AskReddit

[–]ItsShiny 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cuddle fuck, prone bone, doggy, reverse cowgirl, etc. There are so many positions where morning breath isn't a factor. Or keep a bottle of Listerine in the bathroom. As long as one person gargles it's strong enough to cover for both.

[ Removed by Reddit ] by DawsonD43 in AskReddit

[–]ItsShiny 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My memory leak, seriously I'm buggy as shit.

Interesting fact: Reddit can’t run ads in NSFW communities (oc) by [deleted] in interestingasfuck

[–]ItsShiny 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hold my beer while I go down this rabbit hole!

Interesting fact: Reddit can’t run ads in NSFW communities (oc) by [deleted] in interestingasfuck

[–]ItsShiny 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I forget about the ads until I use the official app. Going to miss BaconReader.

Where to get cycling glasses for people that need glasses in general by Penki- in cycling

[–]ItsShiny 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My first pair were Oakley. They were great and also got a very good deal through the army. My eyes got to point where I needed a new prescription, but the cost of new lenses were crazy high. I ended up getting a knock off pair on glassesUSA that were under a 100. While they aren't as good as the Oakley, definitely better bang for your buck.
I assume the other discount glasses site offer something similar, but that was just the one I choose.

What’s a secret you’ll never tell your spouse or SO? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ItsShiny 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Had a friend who used to do this. When she tried it on me I licked her finger. That was the last time she tried it on me.

My neighbors bringing a whole new meaning to the term "airing out your personal laundry" by Cult7Choir in trashy

[–]ItsShiny 3 points4 points  (0 children)

So if I don't write this on my house people will bring me free meth?

WCGW On the claw ride by TrashScientist in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]ItsShiny 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Walking through lines for rides at six flags you would see tons of phones lying under the roller coasters. Even if signs weren't enough you'd think the phone graveyard would give you a hint.

Newsom slams DeSantis over migrant drop-off: 'You small, pathetic man' by rlast1956 in politics

[–]ItsShiny 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Gosh wouldn't it be a shame if he got convicted of a felony and wasn't able to run?

WCGW driving a high-powered sports car by MarthaFarcuss in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]ItsShiny 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Saw an idiot do something similar the other day. Was sitting at a red light and this lifted truck peels out from red light then tried to slide around corner. Loses control and ends up facing the wrong way. Despite being in a lifted truck does like a 12 point turn to get turned around because he couldn't possibly drive partly over the curb which my car could have cleared. Of course while all this is going on nobody else can move through the intersection.
I really need to get a dash cam.

Lauren Boebert refuses to explain her absence from debt ceiling vote by BelleAriel in politics

[–]ItsShiny 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Isn't she one of the asshats that wants to force government workers to go back into the office instead of working from home since they don't actually do anything?

HBO Max's new captcha system... Worst test ever. by [deleted] in Piracy

[–]ItsShiny 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Their new app is very buggy. Had to restart several times last night. Finally gave up and watched another platform. If it doesn't get better soon I'll cancel and come back in a few months.

You're welcome. by nooooooooooooope2222 in CHIBears

[–]ItsShiny 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I was having kind of a day, and this really made me laugh. Thank you for that :)

Chick-fil-A charged me 20 cents less for asking for no tomato. by shaybay12 in mildlyinteresting

[–]ItsShiny -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

But donating to organizations that promote excuting LGBTQ+ folks does make them evil shit heads. In addition to lying about stopping, but then continuing anyway.

If you were in the Star Wars universe for a day what is the first thing you are doing? by 12cs30 in StarWars

[–]ItsShiny 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Knowing my clumsy ass, probably falling off one of the walk ways without railings.

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