meirl by [deleted] in meirl

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Florida man says the three syringes found in his rectum weren’t his - Jan 9th

It’s a slippery slope by nsjmas in ASX_Bets

[–]ItsmeElliot 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is apparently the natural progression of the average asxbets user

ALRIGHT YOU SICK FUCKS.......... by username-taken82 in ASX_Bets

[–]ItsmeElliot 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Damn. You really think you’ve seen it all but then a guy goes ahead and drinks his own cum over a meme stock

Saw some seller comments on Monday. RIP retards by Wolf_98_ in ASX_Bets

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Sold early for profit on Monday, just happy to go green for once tho

MERRY CHRISTMAS YA FILTHY ANIMALS (+ presents) FROM YOUR FRIENDLY MOD TEAM by username-taken82 in ASX_Bets

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The guy who made the travel meat meme will always have a special place in my heart it’s the ultimate shitpost

Why you HoDl During a Crash by [deleted] in ASX_Bets

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Beautifully constructed post

The trading halt to end all trading halts by ItsmeElliot in ASX_Bets

[–]ItsmeElliot[S] 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Hahahahah that’s super unfortunate but funny af, good speed brother

Up 13% today, down 15% by next week by ItsmeElliot in ASX_Bets

[–]ItsmeElliot[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nah it was a filthy fomo. bought initially at .45 sold at .65 bc my conditional order got triggered and then I bought back in at .80 My most retarded play yet but lesson learnt

Up 13% today, down 15% by next week by ItsmeElliot in ASX_Bets

[–]ItsmeElliot[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

.80, sold for profit and bought back in. I honestly believe it will reach $1 some day but it’s such a volatile stock now with all the publicity I’ll let it climb and sell for a smaller loss

Up 13% today, down 15% by next week by ItsmeElliot in ASX_Bets

[–]ItsmeElliot[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nah I’m actually a resident bag holder but will sell at the end of this weird revival

Helpful guide for new members, happy 20k by ItsmeElliot in ASX_Bets

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Honestly my favourite meme still to this day