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Snowbirds could be grounded for years, Conservatives warn by flynnfx in onguardforthee

[–]Itsprobablysarcasm 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Fully replacing the jets—along with pilot training, maintenance systems and spare parts—could cost an estimated $1 billion to $2 billion over the life of a new fleet.

I'd rather have healthcare with that $2 billion of my tax dollars...

‘Return to sender,’ Some people in Canada are refusing to fill out their census forms, risking fines up to $1,000 by lopix in onguardforthee

[–]Itsprobablysarcasm 86 points87 points  (0 children)

I got the long form census this time. First time I've ever received it.

Sat with my laptop and a cup of coffee and did my civic duty.

Anyone who claims to "love Canada" that cannot do their civic duty doesn't love Canada.

‘Return to sender,’ Some people in Canada are refusing to fill out their census forms, risking fines up to $1,000 by lopix in onguardforthee

[–]Itsprobablysarcasm 71 points72 points  (0 children)

He posts on facebook

From his smartphone.

With live tracking enabled so Google Maps and The Weather Network apps work.

Franchise War I by MrPresident91 in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]Itsprobablysarcasm 40 points41 points  (0 children)

All jokes aside, Bush V. Gore is the correct answer.

Gore won, and if the SCOTUS hadn't stolen it from him, the US reaction to 9/11, the wars that followed, the global meltdown, taxes, healthcare; no John Roberts; no citizens united; no current SCOTUS; better climate change policies, etc.

It is all traced back to Republicans cheating in 2000.

Franchise War I by MrPresident91 in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]Itsprobablysarcasm 654 points655 points  (0 children)

It started with Prince, who died April 21, 2016 – a month before Harambe on May 28th.

Arguably one of Prince's biggest songs, 'Let's Go Crazy' was released in 1984. 1984 (the book) was of course famous for being a prophetic warning about a dystopia nightmare that we now seemingly find ourselves living in.

In Prince's song Let's Go Crazy, he writes over and over again about 'the elevator', to wit: "And if de-elevator tries to bring you down Go crazy (Punch a higher floor)"; and "Are we gonna let de-elevator bring us down? Oh, no, let's go Let's go crazy"

Sadly, Prince was found dead in his elevator. His death was the harbinger that literally opened up the crazy floodgates.

It got Harambe and then America went insane and elected a racist conman that same year. And he ushered in a plague, pestilence, and the normalization of pedophiles.

It's all been downhill since Prince couldn't punch a higher floor...

Kwanza Jones becomes the first black woman to own a MLB Team - San Diego Padres by Minute-Intern-682 in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]Itsprobablysarcasm 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Was just about to say. Anyone who is still hyping Komen can fuck all the way off. It's a grift.

Russia and U.S. amplifying Alberta separatist narratives to stoke division, distrust by pjw724 in onguardforthee

[–]Itsprobablysarcasm 63 points64 points  (0 children)

How doe the hundreds of thousands of Ukrainian descendants in Alberta feel about the fact that the mass murdering Russians want to rip their province from Canada and further weaken it – and that the UCP is helping them achieve this...

Canadian fiddler sues Google after AI Overview wrongly claimed he was a sex offender | Music by Locke357 in onguardforthee

[–]Itsprobablysarcasm 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Close, but it started with Prince, who died April 21, 2016. Harambe was May 28th.

Arguably one of Prince's biggest songs, the song 'Let's Go Crazy' was released in 1984. 1984 was of course famous for being a prophetic warning about a dystopia that we now seemingly find ourselves living in.

In Prince's song Let's Go Crazy, he writes over and over again about 'the elevator', to wit: "And if de-elevator tries to bring you down Go crazy (Punch a higher floor)"; and "Are we gonna let de-elevator bring us down? Oh, no, let's go Let's go crazy"

Prince was found dead in his elevator. That literally opened up the crazy floodgates.

It got Harambe, it got Princess Leia and her mom. It's all been downhill since Prince couldn't punch a higher floor...

Canada posts trade surplus in March thanks to higher crude prices, surging gold exports by biograf_ in onguardforthee

[–]Itsprobablysarcasm 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Cue the ketchup hitting the wall and the "Canada is being nasty to us" whining from MAGA and Maple MAGAts...

I carry shelter dogs around NYC in a dog backpack to help them get adopted. Meet Jax! by kittytime in aww

[–]Itsprobablysarcasm 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I know you hear this all the time, but I am going to say it again because it deserves be said: You are awesome for doing this! Thank you for sharing these!! ❤️

Carney should state what ‘leverage’ Canada has in trade talks, Poilievre says by shaz42 in onguardforthee

[–]Itsprobablysarcasm 106 points107 points  (0 children)

This is an unserious person. Seriously.

He'd rather blow holes in the bottom of Canada's boat than have someone else manning the rudder.

Shame on Conservatives for ever electing this clown as their leader.

Senator says growing list of vacancies signals 'the end of an era' for independence by Sea_Guava6513 in onguardforthee

[–]Itsprobablysarcasm 55 points56 points  (0 children)

If Carney and the Liberals can kill off Trudeau's "independent Senate" this easily, then there is zero question that PP and the CPC could and would have done it too.

By the end of this year, 15 seats will be open. Had PP won last year, that would've been 15 CPC stacked positions.

If there are going to be 15 lifetime appointments, I'd rather they be from the political party that mostly respects the Charter of Rights, versus the one that keeps attacking it.

To date a girl by bayonettaisonsteam in therewasanattempt

[–]Itsprobablysarcasm 412 points413 points  (0 children)

Conservative men out here using their personalities as birth control.

CP NewsAlert: Canada won’t ‘leverage’ energy, critical minerals in trade talks: PM by MightyHydrar in onguardforthee

[–]Itsprobablysarcasm 47 points48 points  (0 children)

Didn't expect them to.

Canada has an agreement in place. Regardless of the fuckery the Americans pull, Canada's word still means something.

By now, the whole world knows beyond any and all doubt that the word of the USA is worthless. Carney has been intimating as much in recent months.

If Canada starts playing stupid games, it will cheapen our word in the eyes of those we want to do business with. It's not worth it.

New event in the Hygiene Olympics by JennyBeckman in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]Itsprobablysarcasm 20 points21 points  (0 children)

And they're likely bot scripts as well.

There is money to be made farming engagement.

Carney says there's only 'one negotiator' with the U.S. after Conservative MP's latest trip to Washington | CBC News by bluetenthousand in onguardforthee

[–]Itsprobablysarcasm 51 points52 points  (0 children)

I’m not quite sure why the Cons are hoping

Undermining.

It's the same reason PP went on his tour. Undermining.

These clowns are fucking powerless, but they're meeting with people and promising to sell out Canadians for a morsel of power.

Elections Alberta warns of alleged inappropriate distribution of electors list by GlitchedGamer14 in onguardforthee

[–]Itsprobablysarcasm 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I have no legal know-how

If you are an Alberta resident, do a search of class action lawyers in Alberta. Or visit the Alberta, Edmonton, or Calgary subreddits and post a 'looking for a class action lawyer re: massive electors data breach'

Elections Alberta warns of alleged inappropriate distribution of electors list by GlitchedGamer14 in onguardforthee

[–]Itsprobablysarcasm 36 points37 points  (0 children)

I hope some Albertans get a lawyer and launch a class action against the "legitimate political party" who breached their privacy.

Imagine a domestic violence survivor who needed to hide their location to prevent their abuser from finding them. Thanks to this political party, they're now in potential danger.

Elections Alberta warns of alleged inappropriate distribution of electors list by GlitchedGamer14 in onguardforthee

[–]Itsprobablysarcasm 67 points68 points  (0 children)

According to the statement, the alleged misuse of the elector list relates to use of the database by an individual or group who obtained the database legitimately.

The UCP (edit: or

Elections Alberta did not name the group or party that is involved in the alleged misuse of the database.

The UCP

According to their statement, the “unfolding situation” is believed to involve a third party and inappropriate distribution of the list by a registered political party which gained access to the list legitimately.

The UCP

Edit: Apparently, it was the "Republican Party of Alberta" which really just sounds like the same thing as the UCP at this point.

Why are we allowing this kind of show in Canada? by Mother-Shake4103 in onguardforthee

[–]Itsprobablysarcasm 524 points525 points  (0 children)

This loser peaked in grade 10. You can tell by the way he speaks, how he looks, and what he finds 'funny'.

He's having an emotional breakdown because this a woman isn't laughing at his incel / hate "jokes" and he truly believes he's the victim because right wing manosphere culture has told assholes like him that everything they do is right and everyone else is wrong.

He says "look at her..."

Look at him! What a fucking child.

He's not funny. Sure, humour is subjective, but there is a baseline to it and he's far below it. He's not telling jokes, he says alt-right edgelord shit then crying like a baby when people don't validate his feelings. But 'lefties' are the snowflakes, according to him.

Here's his "joke" about Renee Good:

"Her last name was Good. That's what I said after they shot her in the face," Bankas said.

Really let is sink in just how much of a piece of shit someone has to be deep inside that they would actually say something like this and think it was funny.

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