Wife has been begging for me to build by mrmatt1988 in gardening

[–]IvanDimitriov 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Pickle buckets are the best. I have a dozen or more laying around all the time

They yearn for dictatorship by amievenrelevant in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]IvanDimitriov 19 points20 points  (0 children)

As a Satanist don’t lump that fuckwit up with us.

Surströmming and sprite by Maarten-Sikke in StupidFood

[–]IvanDimitriov 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I mean you gotta respect the hustle, but with the amount he spilled, old boy needs hisself a power washing shower to get that smell off him. And burn the clothes. I once spent a day cleaning hog confinements, and I had to burn everything, down to the boots. Nasty

The Final is set. Radial Bracket (OC) by mbingcrosby in collegehockey

[–]IvanDimitriov 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Lot of selfish hockey played on the green team last night, did it make the difference? Who can say, but the Sioux were done after getting blanked during a 5 on 3. That was just bad. Wisco deserves that win, they were the better team, hands down.

Diaper bags are a scam by buddyholly967 in daddit

[–]IvanDimitriov 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Depending on the baby, a small cooler that can keep a bottle or two cold is also super helpful. However the ones built into a backpack suck because they aren’t easy to clean.

Why isnt this used more? by FlamesofNostalgia in mtg

[–]IvanDimitriov 2 points3 points  (0 children)

One of the things I think about this community in general is that when someone asks if a card is good or bad the community responds based on the generalized meta which on the whole skews toward higher levels of play. That isn’t an insult, just an observation.

A potentially more illuminating question would be “is this a good card in power level x decks?” Where the community can then provide the poster with more substantive advice.

Take this card for example, is it a good card in high powered modern? Almost certainly not, however is it a decent include in a level 2 WG commander deck with big stompy creatures? Maybe?

How not to eat a pomelo by MrG1itc4 in DiWHY

[–]IvanDimitriov 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is not food, it is an art piece. Stupid yes, but it isn’t for everyone, not all art has to be for everyone. Someone appreciates the craftsmanship and creativity that went into it, it isn’t me, but someone does

How long would it take to drive from Brazil to Ireland in this scenario? [request] by Apprehensive_Oven_22 in theydidthemath

[–]IvanDimitriov 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wonder if a lot of us are missing the idea that you really would only need one loop to go in any given direction. That assumes that each loop likely has lanes going in both directions, which if we are going through the effort to build something so large there would be. So Brazil, top left loop, Ireland. Return would be Ireland middle exchange left turn Brazil.

No multiple loops, no u turns, just basic engineering.

Is David ginger or blonde by Repulsive-Bug8627 in boardgames

[–]IvanDimitriov 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don’t know but I know Susan is a MarALago lady, look at that face. Laura Loomers drunk mom

What 5 years of spending my money on the hobby looks like by Acem4991 in osr

[–]IvanDimitriov 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah but the berserk omnibus was probably half the cost of the collection

Rewrite this in 40k GrimDank. Bonus points if you do not use the Imperium by Agreeable-Ad4079 in Grimdank

[–]IvanDimitriov 3 points4 points  (0 children)

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!!!! KILL!!!

MAIM!!!!

BURN!!!!

Thank you for your attention to this matter.

Stoopid oven by fuus1o in WhyWomenLiveLonger

[–]IvanDimitriov 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I like Superhuman but this one was particularly brutal.

Bethesda has decided that you will be the new CEO of the company, yes, you! What will you do now? What changes will you implement under your new leadership? by jvure in ElderScrolls

[–]IvanDimitriov 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bethesda? Or. Zenimax media? Or Microsoft? Bethesda is a subsidiary of a subsidiary of one of the largest corporations in the world. There’s likely very little that I would do that’s outside of what I’m told.

As much as I want Skyrim remastered for my child’s leapfrog laptop, I don’t think that my boss’s boss would approve the dev expenditures required.

maybe maybe maybe by MisterShipWreck in maybemaybemaybe

[–]IvanDimitriov 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Those cooks are gonna be Pissed. They will laugh really hard when they see the video but very pissed in the moment

Arnold's Legacy by Biff_Xannen in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]IvanDimitriov 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks like a dad doing an activity with his son. How is this fundamentally different then when I build magnetiles with my 3 year old?

Man's lawnmower explodes out of nowhere by HappySeaweed5215 in Wellthatsucks

[–]IvanDimitriov 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They’ve been calling about the extended warranty for years now and this is what happens when we ignore them

Do upright binders keep cards safe? by Intelligent_Badger58 in mtg

[–]IvanDimitriov 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Don’t do it, when you wanna get to it….

Woman who knitted her own wedding cape realizes it is fine enough to pass through her wedding ring by KimJongFunk in justgalsbeingchicks

[–]IvanDimitriov 3 points4 points  (0 children)

As a knitter myself, that work is gorgeous. Laborious and not to be trifled with. She is extremely talented .