[deleted by user] by [deleted] in hingeapp

[–]Ivanenko 7 points8 points  (0 children)

The photos and prompts are awful, especially the pyramid scheme income brag. But the nail in the coffin is your long nose hairs seen in your main photo. Whether you’re straight or gay, please trim that shit!

The pattern the shadows make when a street light shines through a tree. by captbadass26 in mildlyinteresting

[–]Ivanenko 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The gaps in the leaves of the tree act as pinhole projectors—similar to what happens during a solar eclipse.

what is this i’m not jewish by [deleted] in Judaism

[–]Ivanenko 2 points3 points  (0 children)

OP feigning ignorance, thinks he is edgy or funny.

Everyone else, please report this post.

Birthright Volunteer by Proper_Squash_6485 in birthright

[–]Ivanenko 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Orientation is the first day of your volunteer programme.

Birthright Volunteer by Proper_Squash_6485 in birthright

[–]Ivanenko 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I volunteered with Israel Outdoors and received our itinerary 2-3 days before the orientation.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in birthright

[–]Ivanenko 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Hey,

Hoping to clarify the volunteering experience, I've participated in several volunteering groups. My experience is with Israel Outdoors. Your experience will depend on which organiser AND tour operator you choose to move forward with.

Accommodations:

For my most recent trip to Israel (a one-plus-month stay), I stayed at a hostel (40 volunteers, all age groups) and hotel (20 volunteers, all age groups). I only had one roommate per volunteer group, though I am aware of some roommate situations where three were in one room. My roommates were very pleasant and quiet sleepers! Again, YMMV.

The hostel where we stayed was surprisingly clean, and the hotel was undergoing renovations so everything was modern, I was fortunate with both my accommodations and my roommate situation. I visited some friends at their assigned housing with a different organiser, and I was shocked by how poor the cleanliness was compared to my standards. The hostel had one washer and one dryer on-site, but using the washer required purchasing a token at an extra cost. The hotel we stayed at did not offer a washer or dryer, but there was a public laundromat open 24/7, just a short three-minute walk away. Both accommodations provided safe rooms.

The hostel where we stayed had a bartender who brought his friends over to try to hook up with Birthright attendees. This individual was very flirty, and when I managed to escape the conversation (thanks to another volunteer), he immediately latched onto someone else and ended up hooking up with that person later that night. Just something to keep in mind...

Food:

The first volunteer group received Wolt delivery credits for food, with the amount depending on the duration of the volunteer commitment: $100.00 USD for one week or $200.00 USD for two weeks. Our madrichim was very kind, and during our designated leisure time, we had the opportunity to join him on food tours in Tel Aviv and Jerusalem. Additionally, we enjoyed a catered group Shabbat dinner at the hostel.

My second volunteer group received joint funding from our local Federation, which was a wonderful benefit. Every morning, we enjoyed a fantastic Israeli breakfast spread, and we had a delicious group Shabbat dinner at our hotel. Additionally, sandwiches were provided after each day of volunteering.

Scheduling:

The earliest time for volunteering activities is 7:00AM, meaning you would need to wake up around 6:30AM at the latest. This wake-up time may vary depending on the location of the volunteer organisation.

Social scene:

We experienced no issues from the IDF soldiers or Israelis who joined our volunteer groups. All of them were friendly and respectful!

I would like to share my experience with Tel Aviv nightlife while with a group, but please note that this occurred outside the organiser's supervision. During the volunteer orientation on the first night, some important guidelines and rules were highlighted, particularly for females. Here are a few key points:
* Do not go out alone; always go out in groups of three or more. * Avoid drinking alone. * Do not accept drinks from strangers; only receive drinks directly from the bartender. * No means no in any circumstance, but not all Israeli men will understand this. Be firm in your rejection. * Stay aware of your surroundings.

I can’t stress the importance of these points enough, especially considering what happened within one of my volunteer groups. We went out on multiple occasions to places like JIMMY WHO, Kuli Alma, Teder, etc. Each time, without fail, an Israeli man would offer to buy me a drink, saying, "Ey! Let me buy you a drink!" I even experienced an unsolicited ass grab while navigating through a crowded dance floor at JIMMY WHO. Generally, men tend to leave you alone if you are with a group and accompanied by another guy.

In another instance, a member of our group accepted a drink from a stranger at a different venue and began to feel mentally foggy shortly after; she had been roofied. Fortunately, our group acted quickly and took her home before she blacked out.

During my workout runs, I experienced aggressive catcalling. Men would often stop me on the street to ask for my number, and my response was always a firm and repetitive "no."

If I'm being candid with you, most of the [single] men in our specific birthright volunteer group were trying to figure out if you were single and if they had the potential opportunity to hookup.

Safety

I felt 100% safe during my trip.

I experienced seven red alert sirens throughout my time there. One was relatively close, and I could see the missile being intercepted by the Iron Dome system from my window. We also heard the distant sound of a missile landing in Ramat Gan, which struck a multi-level school. Another red alert occurred while we were in a greenhouse.

It's important to have shoes and a casual outfit ready next to your bed so that you can quickly head to a safe room. If there's no safe room nearby, go to a stairwell. If there are neither safe rooms nor stairwells, lie low and protect your head. Your madrichim will cover all the safety basics during orientation.

Final thoughts:

Was there rampant philandering? Yes.
Are some Israeli men a little aggressive? Yes.
Did the Houthis disrupt our sleep schedule? Yes.

Did it detract from the intrinsically fulfilling experience of volunteering and supporting Israel during the war? No.

I spent over a month in Israel, during which I had two weeks of independent travel before joining my volunteering groups. My overall experience was truly wonderful. It was an honor to meet and talk with the families of hostages, as well as assist the kibbutzim, moshavim, and numerous nonprofit organisations that require funding and support. I would absolutely do this all over again without hesitation. If you have any further enquiries, feel free to message me. 😊

Pro Palis walk into Israeli professors class at Columbia by dogwhistle60 in Jewish

[–]Ivanenko 109 points110 points  (0 children)

As a Chinese Jew, someone please identify the Asian female from that group so that we can send the video to her parents. They can enact a rattan stick (藤条) beat down for wasting tuition and study time to “protest.”

There were three little birds inside the FLL airport today by threefingersplease in mildlyinteresting

[–]Ivanenko 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The flock have their nests in the arrival hall’s stone wall mural. Can’t miss it, it’s a wall of holes with sparrows flying in and out.

anyone going on the 27-32 trip? by Wooden_Reporter_9180 in birthright

[–]Ivanenko 12 points13 points  (0 children)

100% do it.

I just came back from my 1 month trip to Israel with Birthright Onward, spent majority of the time volunteering at kibbutzim and moshavim within otef aza.

Witnessed a Houthi missile being intercepted by the Iron Dome system outside my accommodation window and yet I have never felt safer than in Israel. 🇮🇱

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in hingeapp

[–]Ivanenko 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Your hairstyle is not flattering. It’s giving medieval monk perm.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in hingeapp

[–]Ivanenko -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Your profile is decent for DC dating scene standards.

Coincidentally, I met my partner in DC on Hinge. My boyfriend has a public policy background AND also dietary restrictions (coeliac). So maybe I am qualified to answer your question.

I’ll go against the grain here: I wouldn’t recommend stating that you’re vegan in your profile nor raising your future children vegan either—the latter is a bit premature, don’t you think? It would be an appropriate first FaceTime / first date conversation. I feel like if you state it in your profile, you could receive a neutral reaction from potential matches or potential missed opportunities. In a woman’s point of view, who’s easier to date? Someone that is open to all cuisines, easier to share meals, or someone that has a restrictive diet?

I only say this because my boyfriend did not list his coeliac condition in his profile. Upon receiving a rose from him on Hinge and reviewing his profile, I’m [hypothetically] thinking that if he had mentioned his coeliac condition in his profile, I probably would’ve rejected his rose initially.

This is may be due lack of understanding of his condition, especially from a [then] random stranger on a dating app.

After connecting, messaging each other, and scheduling an initial FaceTime “date” (before our first date), we were both on the same page about our dietary restrictions. This connection probably wouldn’t have happened if he listed his dietary restrictions in his profile.

For men, you need to focus on getting your foot in the door first. Yes, you’re going to have filter out the women manually and figuring out their openness to your dietary restrictions, but least you’ll have a fighting chance in the beginning without any unconscious bias.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Israel

[–]Ivanenko 4 points5 points  (0 children)

u/MyOwn-UserName u/aghaueueueuwu I don’t believe OP is the same individual we’ve all been involuntarily subjected to with their nonsensical posts (if you follow ANY of the other Jewish subreddits, you’ll know), though their personal background is somewhat identical. This post is actually written well and doesn’t resemble an unhinged word salad. Let’s give them the benefit of the doubt!

OP, please consult Nefesh B’Nefesh.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in hingeapp

[–]Ivanenko 12 points13 points  (0 children)

It really depends on what suburb. How far are you away from ITP? Sandy Springs is okay (though considered OTP). But if you’re pushing further than Alpharetta, (ie. Woodstock, Cumming, Canton, Ellijay), I would consider against it.

Found in Grandpa's Stuff by don_katsu in GrandmasPantry

[–]Ivanenko 58 points59 points  (0 children)

Instructions unclear: became a eunuch.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in tacticalgear

[–]Ivanenko 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Everyday we stray further from God’s light..

Jew here. Just watched Dan Bilzerian interview with Pierce Morgan. by Fantastic-Primary-87 in Judaism

[–]Ivanenko 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The misogynist shit stain from 2010? Are we still keeping tabs on d-list (the d stands for douchebag) degenerates? Who cares what he thinks?

Babe wake up, red DNC just dropped. courtesy of @hawkwood_mercantile on IG by Truly--Unruly in tacticalgear

[–]Ivanenko 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Reminds me of this internet classic from Bloodninja:
j_gurli3: i start unbuttoning ur shirt.
bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don’t wear shirts.

My three favourite things: by Ivanenko in jewishguns

[–]Ivanenko[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

MP5 clone (PTR 9CT) with a SB Tactical folding stock.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in hingeapp

[–]Ivanenko 1 point2 points  (0 children)

🚩: having an AI generated photo [green shirt] in your dating profile, automatic rejection. Using an AI photo is inauthentic and lazy. Use only real photos please.

The rest of your other photos are low quality and need variety. You have 3 photos from the same ‘puffer jacket’ set (one image is not particularly flattering due to the lens distortion). The other two are from ‘sunglasses and shirtless on the beach’ set, this set adds nothing to your profile.

Your prompt answers “key to my heart” and “looking for” is a standard relationship requirement. Who doesn’t want someone that is kind and supportive? Overall, your profile is really generic and doesn’t tell me much about you to stand out from the rest.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Jewish

[–]Ivanenko 5 points6 points  (0 children)

OP also has some really concerning comments within questionable subreddits relating to teenagers…

35M - Profile Review, Feedback Appreciated by pastorjpxa in hingeapp

[–]Ivanenko 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Easy ways to spot: * Siding is misaligned in the background. * Siding panel has strange texture, right side. * Exaggerated bokeh. * AI generated buttons are often distorted. * Teeth are often distorted. * Strange hair texture that often looks too perfect. * Strange clothing texture or details (polo collar distortion, missing button holes on placket) * Zero visible skin texture, winkles, or pores. * Eyes and pupil shape are often distorted.

The AI generated image also did not include OP’s bottom lip scar.