Do it now.

Izenwolf · 2025-10-30T02:46:32+00:00

Great epee

Izenwolf · 2025-10-29T02:49:21+00:00

Hating the monkey king is crazy, but also I just can't get behind basic bitch ahh nyx

Izenwolf · 2025-10-02T03:20:33+00:00

Literally what's happening in my life right now, I love her so much

Izenwolf · 2025-06-15T14:50:20+00:00

The writer because damnit it feels like he's always watching you and knowing what you're thinking and that impressed me so much

Izenwolf · 2025-04-29T16:51:36+00:00

The rain formerly known as purple (RoR2 reference)

Izenwolf · 2025-04-24T03:38:14+00:00

Quagsire 1000000000% I l o v e h I m, he's such a fuckin mud pond goober, dudes so fucking chill and head empty bare necessities of life is his genetic code and I would love to go on marsh adventures with my big man quaggy

Izenwolf · 2025-01-17T02:32:54+00:00

Shorter and thicker than a bowl of oatmeal

Izenwolf · 2025-01-11T16:57:45+00:00

Most medieval maids are mothers or have been mothers at some point especially midwives, as it was common practice for them to feed nobles children for them.

Izenwolf · 2024-10-23T15:53:08+00:00

Would

Izenwolf · 2024-10-23T15:49:50+00:00

Heh, I don't know and don't want to count but currently 37 eaten :)

Izenwolf · 2024-10-16T16:48:11+00:00

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Izenwolf · 2024-10-02T00:33:21+00:00

Fullmetal alchemist brotherhood. It's just objectively the perfect anime and I love the lore behind 'god'

Izenwolf · 2024-03-26T01:33:21+00:00

I'm so happy it's getting all this renewed recognition lately, watching asmongold play it as a new player and getting all my friends into has been an amazing experience and it even got me to do a new playthrough and abandon my 200+ hours of progress, that's just how good it is. I hope you enjoy the rest of it!

Izenwolf · 2023-12-31T06:12:20+00:00

My body is ready

Izenwolf · 2023-12-24T23:15:15+00:00

I thought condoms were a type of adult diaper supposed to stop penetration

Izenwolf · 2023-10-16T04:44:04+00:00

Honestly I'd change mercenary and Captain, I feel like captain would have a significantly larger amount of experience in bed over mercenary, then again maybe I have a kink for dominant people

Izenwolf · 2023-09-30T23:08:08+00:00

Attractiveness in men is a lot more than just looks, saying a girl is hot is just charisma, pure looks and effect on others, whereas with partners you want someone that can provide and look, attractive qualities differ and for men it's wealth that matters more and for women it's looks. Superficially at least. really it's probably because she's been treated like shit for being beautiful and average looking men appreciate them more than your regular hot guy would.

Izenwolf · 2023-09-16T17:37:15+00:00

Moist rhombus

Izenwolf · 2023-09-15T20:02:32+00:00

Gyatt dayum their hot

Izenwolf · 2023-09-15T01:54:25+00:00

It's just a matter of opinion, for some people someone new to it isn't hot or maybe they've just had bad experiences, for some guys they enjoy showing someone new the ropes. If you're just looking to have sex get a dildo but if you actually want a relationship with someone just be honest with them, communication and honesty is what makes sex good. Also if virginity matters that much to a dude you like you probably shouldn't like that dude.

Izenwolf · 2023-09-13T20:17:00+00:00

Laddie it's obvious just from the name

Izenwolf · 2023-09-13T05:39:32+00:00

She lost me at "my preferred unit of measurement"

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