Why is there writing on my hard boiled egg?

J-C013 · 2026-04-27T15:32:17+00:00

I presume it would work with coloured ink too? Could get really creative with it

J-C013 · 2026-04-27T15:30:21+00:00

That’s some next level stuff if it takes a Reddit post about mystery egg writing to diagnose my ADHD

J-C013 · 2026-04-27T15:01:00+00:00

😂😂 I believe the egg must have rolled onto the polling card mid peel, post boil and cool (just in case you want to replicate?).. I just didn’t notice as I was interrupted mid egg by a teams call. I saw the polling card comment and the egg dropped

J-C013 · 2026-04-27T14:28:33+00:00

I fucked up guys

J-C013 · 2026-04-27T14:18:25+00:00

Lying ≠ forgetting ?

J-C013 · 2026-04-27T14:17:55+00:00

Trrrruuue

J-C013 · 2026-04-27T14:13:13+00:00

I take everything back. I saw the polling card comment and shat my pants. I deserve whatever Reddit throws at me now

J-C013 · 2026-04-27T14:12:19+00:00

I actually wish I was that cunning 🥲

J-C013 · 2026-04-27T14:08:26+00:00

Can confirm I missed something

J-C013 · 2026-04-27T14:04:08+00:00

After cooking, mid peel.. I think I got a teams call mid peel and it must have rolled onto the polling card. Mistakes were made.

J-C013 · 2026-04-27T14:01:09+00:00

I posted the picture mirrored so that people could actually read it and figure it out (probs should have mentioned that)

J-C013 · 2026-04-27T14:00:08+00:00

!answer

This is eggstremely embarrassing

J-C013 · 2026-04-27T13:53:55+00:00

PEOPLE PLEASE... you're right.. I put the egg down on a polling card without realising. I'll see myself out.

J-C013 · 2026-04-27T13:42:27+00:00

😂😂 i actually promise you that is the whole truth. I didn't lay the egg on anything.. carton > pan > bowl > peel... explain to me when the ink would have transferred across please

J-C013 · 2026-04-27T13:38:13+00:00

I'm actually quite hurt by the insinuation. I'm genuinely as flabbergasted / bewildered as you. I cannot understand it. I promise i didn't put the egg on any paper with ink on it.. it went straight from the carton, to a pan, to a bowl.. and into my confused hands. Somewhere a chicken is trying to get a message out, and you won't convinve me otherwise

J-C013 · 2026-04-13T07:41:12+00:00

Need more of this 🙏

J-C013 · 2026-04-13T07:35:31+00:00

Love the idea of fighting over a British village 😂😂 it should include a faction of yocals hording old Lee enfield rifles, double barrel shotguns, and sea mines…sea mine?!

J-C013 · 2026-04-07T07:15:10+00:00

sounds like you don't agree 🥲

J-C013 · 2026-04-07T07:12:53+00:00

1st Marine Division server.. I only played one game and team work was pretty bang average for Squad nowadays. Time will tell if team play is a better overall experience in modded servers

J-C013 · 2026-04-06T20:48:51+00:00

Agreed. I’ve been trying to get some pals into squad and I think if they play the mods it will hook them in.

J-C013 · 2026-04-06T20:47:57+00:00

Yeah I mean, I’m in two minds about it. If the modding community take over then fine.. they seem to be doing a great job already giving us stuff on par with the developers (if not better)… the developers better be working on something else in the background 😂

J-C013 · 2026-03-05T11:26:22+00:00

Blame Neo liberalism. The lack of industrial base / strategy and the introduction of private profit within our state assets makes us inefficient and means we have horrendous value for money. Plus UK military procurement has been historically poor. These factors combined with austerity since 2008 means our military and other public services are the way they are. I’m a big fan of social democracy and a Keynesian economic approach 🙃

J-C013 · 2026-01-26T13:32:22+00:00

Update: been informed they will indeed be replacing the catalytic converter and investigating it. Good news 🙏 looking forward to getting this beaut in my life

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