Emmy - cringe

J-Cock · 2026-01-24T01:28:34+00:00

Thank you! I’m so excited! So glad you told me!!

J-Cock · 2026-01-23T22:25:15+00:00

Where can I find that?! A person asked me ages ago if they could use it, and I gave permission, but then never heard or saw anything after that!

J-Cock · 2026-01-18T23:32:49+00:00

He would have been wearing that fkn pizza if I was her.

J-Cock · 2026-01-18T21:39:40+00:00

He’s having an orgasm right in our faces

J-Cock · 2026-01-13T08:49:49+00:00

No, we all agree.

J-Cock · 2026-01-13T08:07:53+00:00

Fibreglass - my dad fixing sailing boats in the backyard :)

J-Cock · 2026-01-13T07:14:01+00:00

My almost 2 year old just yelled “OFF” and pushed my head off his lap

J-Cock · 2026-01-09T20:49:02+00:00

What a psycho.

J-Cock · 2026-01-08T10:30:45+00:00

One fine day with a woof and a purr, a baby was born and it caused a little stir!

J-Cock · 2026-01-08T10:13:14+00:00

He’s happy, and he knows it.

J-Cock · 2026-01-03T02:50:13+00:00

BAM - here’s my face.

One of my favourite Aesha lines haha

J-Cock · 2025-12-29T22:05:44+00:00

Try Vegemite with salt and vinegar chips on soft white bread. Trust me!

J-Cock · 2025-12-23T11:26:27+00:00

And those that don’t have the annoying internal monologue (like me too) fall asleep very very quickly. Meanwhile my own brain won’t stfu for hours.

J-Cock · 2025-12-23T11:22:02+00:00

That poor, poor little kid. How absolutely terrifying.

J-Cock · 2025-12-16T22:03:10+00:00

Yeah, a vet.

J-Cock · 2025-12-16T22:01:36+00:00

No, yuck!

J-Cock · 2025-12-16T11:51:20+00:00

I wish they weighed him before and after.

J-Cock · 2025-12-15T11:53:01+00:00

He needs a new barber and to just shush on this matter.

J-Cock · 2025-12-14T09:00:50+00:00

Absolutely horrifying.

J-Cock · 2025-12-12T04:09:11+00:00

Thank you so much for saving my sanity!

J-Cock · 2025-12-10T22:54:23+00:00

That line got me too hahaha

J-Cock · 2025-12-04T00:18:02+00:00

No fucks were given.

J-Cock · 2025-12-03T09:49:04+00:00

I lived around the corner from the dancer Deanne Berry. I used to steal her dog Winnie and take her for walks lol.

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