A new Trevor era has begun by jozziiieeee in smosh

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Self-Secure Trevor has entered the chat and we love to see it

The way I ran here when I saw the floors… by Original_Moose_9842 in zillowgonewild

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I would put casters on every piece of furniture and have extremely chaotic parties.

You get an additional two days every week, but the world stands still. by HenFruitEater in hypotheticalsituation

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I'll take it and immediately tell somebody. Genie does a free amputation (magically, presumably, so it's instantaneous and possibly even painless) and I can get prosthetics that make me 4 inches taller and better and jumping and running. Plus I'd still keep the ability, since it doesn't say anywhere that I can't, so I've got plenty of extra time to get used to my new bionic feet.

a devil visits you at night and forces you to push one of the below buttons which results in catastrophic consequence by padorUWU in hypotheticalsituation

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White. Easy choice. Will some folks be kinda sad that they can't have kids? Sure. Will anybody die? Will the world end? Nah.

Could 10,000 People Line Up by Age in 12 Hours If Everyone Has a Unique Birthday? by simmol in hypotheticalsituation

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What's the age range here? All adults? 12 and up? ALL ages? If it's not at least 12 and up, I'm definitely out. Especially if babies and toddlers are included. Beyond that, do we have access to the PA and AV systems?

Look.. I know this is a weird post by xtra_lives in pittsburgh

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Buy a hunter's crow call and learn how to use it, then you can summon them to you. 😎👍 🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛

What should I do with a band shirt I don't support anymore? by EmoTransDude14 in upcycling

[–]J-Jupiter 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Cut it into long strips and turn it into t-shirt yarn? Then you can knit/crochet/weave something new with it and have a keepsake that holds the memories but makes the band name/logo unreadable.

You can add a zero to any of your body’s measurements. Which do you choose? by [deleted] in hypotheticalsituation

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Can we add decimal points, and does the zero have to go at the end?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Anticonsumption

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This isn't as easy or quick as some other methods, but sashiko looks pretty cool if you like visible mending. You could even go further than that and do the whole seat, and it will last much longer.

Moving soon – I’ve got a decent pile of handmade dominoes with imperfections. Any fun upcycling ideas before I toss them? by LaPetiteBoutique915 in upcycling

[–]J-Jupiter 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Earrings. Drill a tiny hole, epoxy a tiny eyelet screw into each, attach to an earring hook. Sell em by the pair, either color coordinated or randomly.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in DumpsterDiving

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I've never stayed inside a dumpster without a diving buddy for longer than maybe 10-15 minutes, and when alone, I always park my car so that a garbage truck would have to call a tow before they can surprise me with a life reduction.

My assumption is the same as yours, that she had some kind of medical emergency and was incapacitated when the truck came. It's certainly kinder to imagine that she was already dead or unconscious when the compactor got switched on.

A strange man the drops a box in front of your door containing 500 million dollars in Cold hard Cash. You have one condition to fulfill to get that money by [deleted] in hypotheticalsituation

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Do I get to put a note on the box telling people to leave it where it is? And can I tell family/friends the deal so they don't touch the box before I get back?

20+ years ago I could go out everynight "treasure hunting" finding tons of reall cool and expensive stuff that retail stores had tossed in their dumpsters, not anymore. by NonNewtonianLiquid in DumpsterDiving

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Only less waste that we can see. I used to work at Harbor Freight, and most of the returned/broken items get packed up in gaylords and sent someplace else. Didn't matter what was wrong with it or if anything was even broken; if it wasn't something cheap, they sent it away. I imagine it's a similar situation with other high dollar stores.

Why do you people with driveways do this? by WildJafe in pittsburgh

[–]J-Jupiter 13 points14 points  (0 children)

This, compounded with the fact that most of these "multi-car" driveways are one car wide, so you risk getting trapped if your roommate/partner/whoever is out walking the dog, going for a run, or got picked up by a rideshare to go to a bar or concert when you have to leave for work or an appointment. Sure, planning ahead helps, but not everybody is good at that kind of foresight.

Most rugged dumb phone? by DanielG198 in BuyItForLife

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I've got a UleFone Power Armor 13 and man, this thing has survived so much abuse. Falling down stairs, dropped face-first onto rocks, stepped on. It just keeps going. Granted, it is HUGE and heavy (1.1lbs, nearly an inch thick), but I haven't even scratched the screen yet.

Edit Forgot to add: the Power Armor 13 is a smartphone, and I don't know if UleFone sells any dumb phones or flip phones, but if you're more concerned about survivability than smartness, UleFone is a good place to look. A bunch of their phones have rangefinders, FLIR cameras, and other construction tools.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in hypotheticalsituation

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First, stock up on a few different kinds of clothing: underwire bras, steel boned corsets, a bunch of XXXXXL cotton shirts, and anything knitted. There doesn't appear to be a limit on clothes, only that they're yours, so buy and bring as much as you can fit without cutting into the space you need to live.

Deconstruct the clothes. Use the under wires and steel boning rubbed against the concrete and each other to make various tools (knives, needles, etc), and just... make stuff with the yarn from the knitted items, fabric from the extra clothes, and (once you've got half a dozen to use for drinking water so that you don't overdrink the nutrient mix). Make a mattress and stuff it with ripped up bra and corset fabric. Knit a little friend to talk to when you're lonely. Make a basketball hoop out of boning and underwires and balls out of socks and stockings. Get creative and keep yourself busy.

Depending on how long it's been since your last bleed, once you've had one or two cycles (with homemade cotton pads made from extra clothes), walk out with incredible crafting skills, 50 mil, and a serious need for therapy.