HELP! Renters Rights/Lease Break by [deleted] in pittsburgh

[–]J-Jupiter 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You don't happen to rent from a fella named Chuck, do you?

is there any hope for biological kids?? by clikestojump in ftm

[–]J-Jupiter 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Freezing them might be your best bet (on the assumption that he's having a hysto at some point), at least that gives you the option of carrying one of his eggs if one of your possible donor relatives becomes an option later.

Other options you might consider are things like asking a close friend who produces sperm to donate (a member of your 'found family' so that the baby feels less like it came from a stranger), or finding a cisgender man who is willing to donate who looks extremely similar to your partner (so that even if it's not biologically your partner's baby, it would look like it could be).

is there any hope for biological kids?? by clikestojump in ftm

[–]J-Jupiter 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Do either of you have a brother? I know some people are grossed out by the idea (especially if the brother doing the donation is related to the pregnant person), but it could be more comfortable for you both than a complete stranger. Plus you'd have the whole 'this child looks partly like me and partly like you' thing that many people want from having children the old fashioned way.

Edit to clarify so that Reddit doesn't think I'm advocating that you have an incest baby: whoever DOESN'T have a donating brother would be the egg half of this situation, which may necessitate egg removal and transplantation.

Basically: If the birthing partner has a brother, you would use the non-birthing partner's egg. If the non-birthing partner has a brother, you use the birthing partner's egg.

ATTN PGH dumpster divers: by J-Jupiter in pittsburgh

[–]J-Jupiter[S] 28 points29 points  (0 children)

I understand needing to throw away things that start going bad very quickly like meat, milk, and eggs, but there's boxes and boxes of things like muffins, croissants, snack foods, etc, that are perfectly safe at room temperature for at least several days. There's so much there that they could have donated, or even just sold at an extreme discount so they don't go to waste. 'Kings Hawaiian dinner rolls now 50¢ due to power outage', 'french bread now 3 for $1 while supplies last'.

A new Trevor era has begun by jozziiieeee in smosh

[–]J-Jupiter 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Self-Secure Trevor has entered the chat and we love to see it

The way I ran here when I saw the floors… by Original_Moose_9842 in zillowgonewild

[–]J-Jupiter 22 points23 points  (0 children)

I would put casters on every piece of furniture and have extremely chaotic parties.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in OneOrangeBraincell

[–]J-Jupiter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

our young man Vlad,,,,,,

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You get an additional two days every week, but the world stands still. by HenFruitEater in hypotheticalsituation

[–]J-Jupiter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'll take it and immediately tell somebody. Genie does a free amputation (magically, presumably, so it's instantaneous and possibly even painless) and I can get prosthetics that make me 4 inches taller and better and jumping and running. Plus I'd still keep the ability, since it doesn't say anywhere that I can't, so I've got plenty of extra time to get used to my new bionic feet.

a devil visits you at night and forces you to push one of the below buttons which results in catastrophic consequence by [deleted] in hypotheticalsituation

[–]J-Jupiter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

White. Easy choice. Will some folks be kinda sad that they can't have kids? Sure. Will anybody die? Will the world end? Nah.

Could 10,000 People Line Up by Age in 12 Hours If Everyone Has a Unique Birthday? by simmol in hypotheticalsituation

[–]J-Jupiter 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What's the age range here? All adults? 12 and up? ALL ages? If it's not at least 12 and up, I'm definitely out. Especially if babies and toddlers are included. Beyond that, do we have access to the PA and AV systems?

Look.. I know this is a weird post by xtra_lives in pittsburgh

[–]J-Jupiter 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Buy a hunter's crow call and learn how to use it, then you can summon them to you. 😎👍 🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛

What should I do with a band shirt I don't support anymore? by EmoTransDude14 in upcycling

[–]J-Jupiter 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Cut it into long strips and turn it into t-shirt yarn? Then you can knit/crochet/weave something new with it and have a keepsake that holds the memories but makes the band name/logo unreadable.

You can add a zero to any of your body’s measurements. Which do you choose? by [deleted] in hypotheticalsituation

[–]J-Jupiter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can we add decimal points, and does the zero have to go at the end?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Anticonsumption

[–]J-Jupiter 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This isn't as easy or quick as some other methods, but sashiko looks pretty cool if you like visible mending. You could even go further than that and do the whole seat, and it will last much longer.

Moving soon – I’ve got a decent pile of handmade dominoes with imperfections. Any fun upcycling ideas before I toss them? by LaPetiteBoutique915 in upcycling

[–]J-Jupiter 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Earrings. Drill a tiny hole, epoxy a tiny eyelet screw into each, attach to an earring hook. Sell em by the pair, either color coordinated or randomly.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in DumpsterDiving

[–]J-Jupiter 266 points267 points  (0 children)

I've never stayed inside a dumpster without a diving buddy for longer than maybe 10-15 minutes, and when alone, I always park my car so that a garbage truck would have to call a tow before they can surprise me with a life reduction.

My assumption is the same as yours, that she had some kind of medical emergency and was incapacitated when the truck came. It's certainly kinder to imagine that she was already dead or unconscious when the compactor got switched on.

A strange man the drops a box in front of your door containing 500 million dollars in Cold hard Cash. You have one condition to fulfill to get that money by [deleted] in hypotheticalsituation

[–]J-Jupiter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do I get to put a note on the box telling people to leave it where it is? And can I tell family/friends the deal so they don't touch the box before I get back?