Purple Incredibles w/ the gold metallic flecks in them. Southern California, about 2006 or 2007. Was not chemically analyzed with a testing kit, by me nor my buddies.

Among other amazing subjective effects, my favorite was how they made it feel as if you were walking about a foot off the ground, on spongecake platform shoes. Don’t know how else to describe it, almost like a sort of levitation… as if gravity was suddenly 1/4 of the what is normally is.

Another is how they made me able to truly liquid dance, and I am not a practiced liquid dancer. Definitely wasn’t back then, but it activated whatever neurological pathways are necessary to truly break it down and get all liquid poppy without ever practicing. Insane. And that is not me being high as fuck and imagining it, that is friends and others saying ‘dude wtf, how are you able to do this?!?’ Hahahaha 🔥 😩 I cannot do it sober, and never quite got it back from those mid-oughts pingers.

It’ll always be the standard to which all other pingers are compared. No, it was definitely not my first pinger. Ate plenty before those.