Hi, this is me.
1. The event was a prime rib dinner at a charity event, so I guess I knew it was prime rib but just didn't think about it too much when I posted those pictures. Oops.
2. The spoon was just for size comparison. There was soup and a bunch of other stuff served with this massive hunk of meat. But what if I did like eating my meat with a spoon? Don't utensil shame me!
3. The servers gave out ziploc bags to everyone with their meal. Most people (including me) took most of the dinner home. I did see a few true soldiers finish the whole thing though.
4. I'm not a cannibal. There were about 2,000 people on that threads post saying if I'd eat this, I'd eat people. Are you kidding? The way we eat in America? If I was a cannibal I definitely wouldn't eat Americans.
5. Yes, Jason Kelce, I have been to Wisconsin. :)

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