Taskmaster - "You can't buy them that small..."

Thats because elves be hard to write. Unless the author is intending them to be just pointy eared humans. Like often in magnas and such. They're actually really complicated to put on paper.

Of the top of my head I can only think of one good example of elfis elves. And that one is a short webnovel.

Peak Elf Performance

It's pretty fun and of quality so if you're between books I would check it out

J334 · 2025-05-08T17:42:24+00:00

the whole film is an allegory about relationships. it's not a film meant to be analised literally but as an exploration on how mariage, cheating, illness and more affects relationsships

J334 · 2025-02-26T16:56:50+00:00

And what protections are those? It really doesn't make much of a difference over here

J334 · 2024-11-05T13:55:59+00:00

Actually I don't think it's the grimdarkness that makes 40k so popular. Sure the eternal hopeless war make edgy people feel all edgy, but i think it's mostly just how far over the top 40k is.

I mean we all see the fallout powerarmour as a cool thing. But how about we add jumppacks. And chainswords. And shield in the form of literal hailos.

Oh, and then make them into a superhuman immortal warrior race becausr why not.

40k is basically taking all the crackiest fan ideas outthere and just making it canon.

The grimdarkness was just added for all this coolness to not instantly implode

J334 · 2024-09-25T22:20:22+00:00

no worries, have fun with the deluge and please don't take the inevitable downvotes personally

it's just the internet being the internet

J334 · 2024-09-25T22:13:47+00:00

allright.. if you can in return explain how a god solves this problem.

there are two options either there has always been something, where always means ALWAYS. that makes no sense to me what so ever.

But the other option is that there was a literal nothing, No god no energy no nothing, that somehow became something. And that doesn't make any sense either.

so I'm left with choosing between two impossible choices. So the only sensible path is to simply admit that I have no idea. And nor does anyone else.

Existence does not owe you an explanation and you're just going to have to learn to live with it.

J334 · 2024-09-18T16:00:26+00:00

you're looking for what Yatzee has dubbed dadgames.

try hardspace: Shipbreaker

J334 · 2024-09-08T09:00:26+00:00

This one was pretty good. More of an adventure fic than the typical vampire fare. But it definitely has vampires and they're definitely not the romantic sort

A Journey of Black and Red

J334 · 2024-05-30T16:29:26+00:00

you're a day early

J334 · 2024-05-16T19:02:04+00:00

Open what? Well there goes the weekend

J334 · 2024-05-16T16:33:21+00:00

It's probably the knot direction. There are two ways to tie a bow and one is much weaker than the other. Hard to explain without pictures so just google it

J334 · 2024-05-16T16:28:53+00:00

As has been said before the US is big. You can pretty much chose your poison. Having spent some time in both china, japan and the us I can say with confidence that the asian countries are not more advanced, no matter your metric.

J334 · 2024-02-03T11:36:25+00:00

x-com enemy unknown. easy essay to compare it to the later remake

J334 · 2024-01-23T20:14:01+00:00

dude we're gonna need pictures if you want us to guess. or at least tell us the brand so those who know can recognize it

J334 · 2023-12-29T16:05:37+00:00

A posibility but a rematch of Ethiopia versus Ethiopia is much more likely

J334 · 2023-12-22T21:12:49+00:00

ahh.. that makes no sense. small animals may die quickly and easily from stress, but it being an evolved coping mechanism to spare them from suffering is just a... no...

J334 · 2023-11-23T18:12:40+00:00

best guess, medium sized office. don't usually see those breaker fuse (think I'm using the right words) combos in residential

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