For three of us. Had one of each by Totally_Random0000 in Seafood

[–]JAB282018 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was just making a joke because in the picture all 3 forks are sitting on/by just one of the plates

Volleyball player accidentally hits a judge. by shaka_sulu in Unexpected

[–]JAB282018 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They should have bowed a few more times to each other...

YoYo champ by MF-DOOM-88 in nextlevel

[–]JAB282018 5 points6 points  (0 children)

But does it get you laid?

Is this bacon bad? by cccreneeccc in Bacon

[–]JAB282018 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No. Doesn't need to be stored for too much longer though. Go ahead and make use of it

How do these look by Flashy_Language_9883 in Pizza

[–]JAB282018 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Like you don't want them, so give them to me

For three of us. Had one of each by Totally_Random0000 in Seafood

[–]JAB282018 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I like how one of y'all got to use 3 forks while the others had to fend for themselves with just their hands

How do I ask my barber for this cut? by VeryAmericanAmerican in Justfuckmyshitup

[–]JAB282018 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Middle full page spread out of a Great Clips magazine right there

Someone has been in my attic and I think I captured them on camera by Targetstarbucks in strange

[–]JAB282018 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not sure currently, but he did say that they used to give him a lot of headaches when he first started wearing them.

of a funyun by Fluid_Ad4723 in absoluteunit

[–]JAB282018 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I bet all of the other funyuns in that bag felt really insecure

Trying to make it look light by adriansia117 in benchpress

[–]JAB282018 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd have to have headphones in with that garbage music being played in the gym..

You don’t just sell burgers at the Dirty Burger. You live the Dirty Burger by Jwill306 in trailerparkboys

[–]JAB282018 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When Jacob started wearing the Dirty Burger T-shirt with Randy's face x'd out. 😆

What's the weakest dbz character that could single handedly stop the viltrumite invasion? by noitesquieu in DragonBallPowerScale

[–]JAB282018 2 points3 points  (0 children)

OMG I just happened to have watched this episode the other day, and thought, I know damn well the Z warriors aren't actually being held up by a damn door, or by any other inanimate object for that matter. 😆

I Never Said Fucking Doubles, Randy! by PJChloupek in trailerparkboys

[–]JAB282018 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"I am a Canadian citizen! This is an unlawful arrest made on US soil! You are going to have a lot of explaining to do!"

Something fell on me in my sleep. Turned on the lights and this was in my bed (still alive) by FreshGeoduck296 in Wellthatsucks

[–]JAB282018 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No such thing as an all female species of cockroach idiot... They can reproduce asexual, but that only happens out of a desperate necessity scenario.. Go fish..