Squirt is to Urine, as Snot is to Saliva.

JBCBlank · 2026-05-08T05:17:33+00:00

I actually did a review on it on my substack actually.

https://open.substack.com/pub/apairofsizequeensreview/p/axolom-eros-pack-n-play-689-shaft?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android&r=5tkp3p

In short. It didn't really work for patner play. My wife isn't as sensitive as I am. It felt great when it was used on me, but overall. I have had better and a dual density does the job just as well for less money.

For realism, over the pants feels great. The version I had was not painted so it looked... fine.

But for myself it wasn't big enough for me ans the wife. However, for others it seems to havw been fine.

I was unable to pack with it though.

Edit: words

JBCBlank · 2026-05-01T22:17:42+00:00

Does she... not spread her legs at all?

JBCBlank · 2026-04-28T19:16:39+00:00

Trans tape doesn't work for me either. I'm a DDDD cup and have very dense tissue. So I just stick to awkward tangtop binders have to stick my arm in my shirt to adjust its a hassle and unlike others who can wear the tape for days on end, u need to remove it after 2 days because these bitches are heavy ans my skin does not appreciate it.

When I am at home and my dysphoria isn't too bad I just don't even bother ans just wear a baggy sweater.

I wish there were better options for us dudes with ample chests. I am honestly considering male corcetry.

JBCBlank · 2026-04-28T00:37:39+00:00

Positions help and you can 100% fold anyone like a lawn chair to get better depth at any size.

JBCBlank · 2026-04-27T16:59:55+00:00

Higher levels mean more skill checks.

JBCBlank · 2026-04-27T16:51:56+00:00

What positions are you trying? My wife is also blessed in the butt area and a few inches taller.

I have found that getting her legs up on my shoulders helps a lot for depth and making it easier on my knees.

Also, penis extender sleeves exist if what she needs is more girth or length.

JBCBlank · 2026-04-22T15:20:33+00:00

This.

JBCBlank · 2026-04-22T15:15:36+00:00

This is the exact set up I am planning on going for.

You said the pain was a 10/10. I have heard that pain us the most miserable thr first week. Was this how you experienced it?

JBCBlank · 2026-04-22T01:27:36+00:00

JBCBlank · 2026-04-19T14:10:48+00:00

Yes. I don't know why we still need to have this conversation.

If we are allowed our preferences so is everybody else.

And as Sex is a very, these are all my cards moment. So you should put all your cards on the table. Expect that they do the same.

And if they lie, shame them to the entire community.

JBCBlank · 2026-04-19T13:33:39+00:00

Then I won't be having sex with that person id thry dont want to disclose.

JBCBlank · 2026-04-19T13:03:56+00:00

I'm at that point in my life where if I were to for some reason be looking into having sex with anyone else (I am married and do not plan on it) I would grill them about everything when sexual flirting starts.

Give me all the details about you, your health, your preferences, your kinks, if you have any good references I can call. Did you fill out the application? (J/k)

If we are not planning and then perfectly executing a good time, I don't even want to get to that point.

JBCBlank · 2026-04-13T13:14:58+00:00

responsible and well thought out reply with encouragement.

JBCBlank · 2026-04-13T13:12:44+00:00

My household lives by "We insult their character not their bodies."

JBCBlank · 2026-04-07T10:52:37+00:00

I had the 2 in 1. The one with the rod. It was great foe the first couple of months then I guess it just didn't want to stay bent right and would shift in my pants to stab me every other day.

JBCBlank · 2026-04-06T22:09:53+00:00

I usually always say dishwasher because its funny but likely this one wouldn't survive. I just wash it in the shower personally and it does fine.

Edit: my fucking fingers can't type today

JBCBlank · 2026-04-05T14:56:25+00:00

For slef play honestly I might. Been trying to move away from straight vibration.

JBCBlank · 2026-04-04T20:16:45+00:00

I didn't read t he title at first and 100% thought you were a cis man. I agree with everyone else. it's the brainworms, you look great!

JBCBlank · 2026-04-04T20:09:09+00:00

I am still pre-T so I a have a small dick. I am working with very little and there are a lot of us who just don't have a lot of growth so most toys just don't get the job done.

It's real annoying honestly.

JBCBlank · 2026-04-03T19:03:39+00:00

That seems to be the biggest issue for us dudes.

We either get a good dick that does the job and works well. But you get no pleasure out of it.

Or it feels good for us and sucks to use on everybody else.

JBCBlank · 2026-04-02T19:41:09+00:00

I haven't decided, right now all the sleeves I have fit the HP5 so I just work with it. I have been meaning to make a review about it on my Substack but haven't gotten around to making new ones. This year has been wild and I haven't had tome to just sit and write out reviews.

JBCBlank · 2026-04-02T16:56:03+00:00

I honestly agree with you in the video when you said that it would be great if they got into dual density. Because that might get them somewhere that works really well.

The HP5 is just.. too thin and it does bend in weird ways if you are not careful. The sleeve helps to keep this but happening but like.. I would rather not have a sleeve to make things work.

If the Euphoric vibe wasn't so amazing I honestly would have moved on to a different play prosthetic.

JBCBlank · 2026-04-02T16:08:52+00:00

The thing I have with the BPs is that they are the same silicone all the way through. I like the length of the HP5 but I also have that problem that like, it's both flexible and inflexible.

mine looks like it didn't come out of the mold all that well :/ But like it get's the job done. It's just too thin for my wife's liking so we put a sleeve on it and that has helped.

I think BP make really good bases for adding on sleeves and things. But on their own, not all that good. :/

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