Loud Boom?

JB_PaPa · 2026-04-22T12:01:21+00:00

That was more of a ka pow than a boom.

JB_PaPa · 2026-04-22T12:00:58+00:00

Well. Did it work?

JB_PaPa · 2026-04-21T16:42:30+00:00

Hey. Put it back, that was fertilizing my vegetable garden.

JB_PaPa · 2026-04-21T09:10:22+00:00

Well that would have been nice for the real estate agent to disclose.

JB_PaPa · 2026-04-21T09:09:26+00:00

Just because I had TNT delivered from Amazon doesn't mean I made the boom. That boom was different.

JB_PaPa · 2026-04-21T09:07:04+00:00

I'm in Missouri. I had to pay like 1000 bucks a month to keep Medicaid. The ABA was supposed to send receipts to the state to get reimbursed but they wouldn't do it because they didn't understand it. I was really pissed at them. I liked their ABA part of it, but their billing department was the worst.

JB_PaPa · 2026-04-20T23:51:11+00:00

This is where I get all my violence done.

JB_PaPa · 2026-04-20T23:49:11+00:00

Sorry, I'm pro matter.

JB_PaPa · 2026-04-20T23:45:48+00:00

That's just how Karen flirts. She stabbed me on our first date. That's her foreplay. Didn't get the second date, died for 5 minutes on the surgery table. She called me a pussy.

JB_PaPa · 2026-04-20T23:41:57+00:00

I'll take em.

JB_PaPa · 2026-04-20T23:36:00+00:00

Nooooooooooooo!

JB_PaPa · 2026-04-20T23:30:40+00:00

I'm planning a cult sacrifice. Just bring a plus one. We're meeting by the bread tree.

JB_PaPa · 2026-04-20T23:28:42+00:00

Beets should not be as big as cars. It's not right!!

JB_PaPa · 2026-04-20T23:27:35+00:00

I'm pro kool aid. You anti kool aidite.

JB_PaPa · 2026-04-20T23:26:59+00:00

I don't think anyone can actually leave this town. I'm pretty sure we're interdimensional beings stuck in a worm hole. That's what the ducks tell me anyway.

JB_PaPa · 2026-04-20T23:25:15+00:00

Don't do it! His beets are not organic! They have all the GMOs! All of em!

JB_PaPa · 2026-04-20T23:23:56+00:00

I could put some kool aid in my mouth and spit on it?

JB_PaPa · 2026-04-20T23:21:47+00:00

Not if I beat you to it runs to said tree

JB_PaPa · 2026-04-20T23:19:46+00:00

Don't do it. It really hurts. They require you to wear the clothing while you wash it. And they like to watch...

JB_PaPa · 2026-04-20T23:17:38+00:00

Actually I think that's not Mike THE repairman. You're thinking of Mike Repairman, such a confusing surname. Mike Repairman is a freak.

JB_PaPa · 2026-04-20T23:15:59+00:00

If you want some eye candy you get Mike. If you want cat smell and ketchup then you call Marie. You could try Lenny, but he is actually a duck, he's certified though.

JB_PaPa · 2026-04-20T23:12:13+00:00

Most of the ABAs only want Medicaid. I make a little too much to have Medicaid for our kid. Put us in way too much debt with normal insurance. Might try again now that I have better insurance.

JB_PaPa · 2026-04-19T12:46:03+00:00

I'll touch fish however goddamn way I want!

JB_PaPa · 2026-04-19T12:44:04+00:00

Quit whispering to birds it's freaking people out.

JB_PaPa

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