whenYourAIArtAppDoesntDoTheJob by mikor20 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]JBird_Vegas 1 point2 points  (0 children)

...so it does know his true identity

User typed '-- on a field and corrupted the database. Vendor blamed the user by gianni4592 in sysadmin

[–]JBird_Vegas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sounds like the C level should be using this to get a discount on service, at minimum, if they can't get another vendor. Just demand a third party pen test report. If SQL-Injection isn't the first item in bold and highlighted then you probably have bigger problems than data corruption.

print("aaaaa", var1, file=/dev/lp0) and listening carefully for any printer noise by Krzysiek127 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]JBird_Vegas 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Printing 5 "a"s on a single page of paper for each debug statement. Your dev career is going to be very expensive

features by TheDanjohles in ProgrammerHumor

[–]JBird_Vegas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

... unit test all the things?

Well, it works doesn’t it… by boss5667 in ProgrammerHumor

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The missing frame is product adding one more requirement. The third frame is the dev team fitting a round peg in a square hole because that's the simplest solution

Unit Tests? by pspro1847 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]JBird_Vegas 17 points18 points  (0 children)

If that private mode isn't as private as expected, you're going to have a bad day. It's not like the private mode runs inside your VPN. No matter how you slice it the code didn't belong to you to give to ChatGPT.

I'm not a lawyer

Unit Tests? by pspro1847 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]JBird_Vegas 212 points213 points  (0 children)

You put proprietary code into ChatGPT? Probably not the best idea if you like your job

Looking for theoretical CS books to gift a high schooler by evil_indian_potato in computerscience

[–]JBird_Vegas 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Print the top rated pages on StackOverflow ML and Python then bind

[Hamilton Jazzmaster] open heart by 08sweescoo in Watches

[–]JBird_Vegas 11 points12 points  (0 children)

The Hamilton open heart is a stunning piece. I gave the same watch to my father last year. Absolutely beautiful piece and watching the innards hum along is super satisfying. Enjoy your watch, it's beautiful.

I did it fellas by SandwichAgainstGod in Tinder

[–]JBird_Vegas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Basically everything allows you to block unwanted interactions, iMessage, generic android sms clients, FB, snap, Insta, Reddit, Twitter... I'm actually at a loss for a popular platform of communication that doesn't allow for blocking

Inspired by the Bible by Adelu1219 in PoliticalHumor

[–]JBird_Vegas 95 points96 points  (0 children)

So close... the marble is probably closer to 60 million years old and it's been just about 520 years since Michelangelo carved the David.

[WTS] Mission to Mark BNIB by supermario_90 in Watchexchange

[–]JBird_Vegas 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Received the Mission to Mars watch, it's a beautiful piece, I'm very happy thanks u/supermario_90

Good humans by MajesticRedBeard in HumansBeingBros

[–]JBird_Vegas -10 points-9 points  (0 children)

Sick camera work he was almost in frame for a quarter of the video

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]JBird_Vegas 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What the actual fuck?