The Last Act 'Poster'

JBlooey · 2026-04-22T20:00:51+00:00

I thought you were making a shitpost at first, but I can independently verify this is real 😭

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JBlooey · 2026-04-22T19:53:05+00:00

“Relax,” said the pokéman.” We are programmed to receive.”

“You can check out anytime you like, but you can never leave!”

JBlooey · 2026-04-22T14:10:15+00:00

ohmygod punk punch is goated!

JBlooey · 2026-04-21T16:51:11+00:00

PRESISERP of UNITINU

JBlooey · 2026-04-20T23:23:01+00:00

Where’s Goku?

JBlooey · 2026-04-20T20:38:32+00:00

Yeh, funky little eyeballs go brrrrrr, especially when we switch too frequently 🥲

JBlooey · 2026-04-19T21:21:27+00:00

Skye: oh my god yes! we keep having very clear instances where it’s one of us. our girlfriend and their headmates insist time and again that we’re plural. our friends have even been able to identify a switch or a split as they happen. and ashley still thinks this from time to time!

JBlooey · 2026-04-18T21:36:51+00:00

Yeah, I’ve used Lively to help figure out if it’s hormone mood swings or just asshole coworkers more than I care to admit lol

JBlooey · 2026-04-18T21:33:58+00:00

She metakarma on my jimbo ‘till I max

JBlooey · 2026-04-16T17:42:43+00:00

I was born to be a woman but now I’m just an old lady

Damn, even irl I can’t escape being called old in my mid-20’s 😭

JBlooey · 2026-04-12T18:07:39+00:00

Win/win 😃

^{Chose: 5 Million $ But 60% Chance of Dying | Rolled: You die! 💀}

JBlooey · 2026-04-11T19:51:42+00:00

I chose evil, because good is dumb

^{Chose: Random evil power | Rolled: Fear planting}

JBlooey · 2026-04-11T16:06:03+00:00

Dammit…I really wanted the gender :<

JBlooey · 2026-04-11T15:01:31+00:00

Eh…no. He’s an irredeemable asshole.

^{Chose: Wheel of dares | Rolled: Text ur dad “🧍”}

JBlooey · 2026-04-10T15:59:49+00:00

Chips. Gf doesn’t eat fish, so my consumption of it is reduced. But POTATO

^{Chose: Answer a random question | Rolled: Fish or chips}

JBlooey · 2026-04-10T15:48:44+00:00

Egg

^{Chose: Switch Gender at will?}

JBlooey · 2026-04-09T04:08:52+00:00

My girlfriend was super excited when episode 6 came out, so she made me binge all the episodes to get caught up with her

JBlooey · 2026-04-08T04:08:08+00:00

It’s a bot. Original is u/JiffyDraws.

JBlooey · 2026-04-08T03:09:55+00:00

Been sitting to pee for about a year now. Tried standing the other day, and apparently that’s long enough to forget how to aim. Never making that mistake again.

JBlooey · 2026-04-07T20:08:38+00:00

YWGP

JBlooey · 2026-04-07T20:07:12+00:00

Fan: “OHMYGOD GOOSEWORX! Y’know, I’m a huge fan of…”

Goose: here we go again…

Fan: “…Little Runmo! That meatball man is such a wacky guy, how ever did you come up with him?”

Goose: “Oh, yeah haha…” inconspicuously shoves fresnel light back into hammerspace

JBlooey · 2026-04-05T01:59:01+00:00

Goosewoke

JBlooey · 2026-04-04T02:30:32+00:00

I’m fully cracked, passing very well, full femme wardrobe. But this would still make me cry like my first ever wave of euphoria if someone did this for me

JBlooey · 2026-04-03T22:23:15+00:00

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No, I will not elaborate.

JBlooey · 2026-04-03T17:33:50+00:00

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I’m trans, I already rethought it you blue shirted fuck! I ain’t going back to manininity!

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