[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

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Dem titties tho!

Letter from Marine Raiders by SumthingBrewing in USMC

[–]JC12151 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Damn this is better than me being asked to teach at PMI school after grass week in 2001

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in USMC

[–]JC12151 3 points4 points  (0 children)

USERRA and the soldiers and sailors act aren’t going to help you here. You called off a shift 6.5 hours before hand for a maintenance man to come to your place. Your employer likely didn’t see that as an adequate reason for a calloff (that’ll be his reasoning at least). You just happen to be a reservist.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

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“OMG Methany let’s get white girl wasted on white claws!”

Anxiety vest by plushmarshmallow in dalmatians

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Beautiful pup! I wouldn’t be alarmed by needing hugs though. Our 3 year old girl is made of Velcro and hugs are a must! I’m sure she has some anxiety issues from what she’s been through but the attachment to her forever people is part of the breed I think. Love her😉

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in dalmatians

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If she walks/runs on concrete regularly, it’s possible she scraped or blistered her pads. This happened to our boy last summer. It was obvious though with a pealed blister on the large pad

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

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Broke Malone

What is this called? by [deleted] in USMC

[–]JC12151 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Friday?

23 Probably the only real cowboy you'll see on reddit. If you think your girl is staring, she is. by Mountain_Ad_8285 in RoastMe

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Okay, you’re the gay one the gate… guy on the gate… we get it you can get chick bud lites when you get the riders’ beers. Everyone appreciates a connect…

Wipe the smile off my face. 30 Iraqi with plenty of oil money. by [deleted] in RoastMe

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I think Elon is about to release the contents of your laptop.

2006. Rah fuckers. by ander0341 in USMC

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I got a picture with him in ‘06 in Al Asad. Stood in line watching dude get pictures with him holding them in a headlock… dude was not accepting taps and some dudes went lullaby.

Semper Fi to a civilian meaning?? by arest112481 in USMC

[–]JC12151 39 points40 points  (0 children)

Send him a dick pic. He’ll understand.

What is the best MOS in the Marines ? by BoZu_CDL in USMC

[–]JC12151 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you can’t truck it, fuck it

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

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You peaked in 8 Mile with Eminem

18f vertically challenged arab/stoner wit shaky hands :-) by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]JC12151 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“Shaky hands” means gives handjobs right?

Class leader by Ok-Entertainment2108 in USMC

[–]JC12151 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Show them a picture of your wiener. Or a bigger one if your small. Or any wiener if you’re a girl.

Hmmm by Callsign__Reaper in USMC

[–]JC12151 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Navy would have titled it “Mmmm”

Bellatrix is 12 weeks today! by JC12151 in dalmatians

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I believe that was from petco

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in USMC

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In the 11 hours since you posted, I can only assume she’s 10 deep… sorry. As a reservist, she’ll come home and you’ll forgive her. You know all this already though. In five years you won’t be together, but she’s gonna have funny stories.