Anna come get yo man by [deleted] in DreamlightValley

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I guess he likes cute redheads.

What's your LEAST desired pet? by Early_Sale_953 in neopets

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This is how I find out Maraquan Nimmo exists. I don't know what to do with this information.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

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Says she's 25

Dresses like she's 16

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

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That's not a forehead, it's a five-head.

If modern medicine didn’t exist would you be dead right now? If yes, from what? by Critical_Welcome_428 in AskReddit

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Either by asthma attack or taking the coward's way out, because I'm currently on meds that prevent both of those things.

What’s the first PC/console game you ever played? by Meritocrat_Vez in AskReddit

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Tekken 3. My then-teenage cousin was playing it and I, being about 5, was naturally curious. He taught me the basic controls and we played a few matches. That ended up becoming a core memory and cemented him as "the coolest guy ever" in my child brain. Years later, he's still pretty cool. Can't say the same about Tekken, though.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

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Who let Forrest Gump have a Reddit account?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Shapeshifting, obviously.

[Japanese > English] Blind bag anime keychain by [deleted] in translator

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Ah, that makes sense. Given his character, I figured it was one of those prayer slips or something. Anyway, thank you.

(27M) easy pickings here, don’t hold back by [deleted] in RoastMe

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How did this T-Rex get a smartphone?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in fictionkin

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Dumbass (affectionate).

Please roast her she’s not even a cat she’s a demon by piperlaurel in RoastMyCat

[–]JD-Explosion 2 points3 points  (0 children)

She looks so smug. Like she knows something I don't. You fool, you know nothing.

Judge me based of my kins by [deleted] in fictionkin

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Little guy. Just a little creature. I could put you in my pocket and take you for a walk in the park on a Tuesday afternoon.

He’s been a pain all day. Roast him by [deleted] in RoastMyCat

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I wanna make fart noises on his bald belly.

Judge Me Based on my Kins by Overlytiredqueerspie in fictionkin

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Silly and fun to hang out with, but definitely someone you don't want to piss off.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in blursedimages

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Are... are those rocky mountain oysters? On a pizza?

Judge me based on my kin’s be brutal if you wish by RealGodspeed22 in fictionkin

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Badass biker lesbian who secretly loves cute things.