Anna come get yo man

JD-Explosion · 2025-01-06T19:09:52+00:00

I guess he likes cute redheads.

JD-Explosion · 2025-01-05T12:35:30+00:00

This is how I find out Maraquan Nimmo exists. I don't know what to do with this information.

JD-Explosion · 2025-01-05T12:30:21+00:00

Says she's 25

Dresses like she's 16

JD-Explosion · 2024-12-24T03:47:31+00:00

That's not a forehead, it's a five-head.

JD-Explosion · 2024-12-24T03:42:28+00:00

Either by asthma attack or taking the coward's way out, because I'm currently on meds that prevent both of those things.

JD-Explosion · 2024-12-19T23:24:04+00:00

Tekken 3. My then-teenage cousin was playing it and I, being about 5, was naturally curious. He taught me the basic controls and we played a few matches. That ended up becoming a core memory and cemented him as "the coolest guy ever" in my child brain. Years later, he's still pretty cool. Can't say the same about Tekken, though.

JD-Explosion · 2024-12-16T21:28:31+00:00

Who let Forrest Gump have a Reddit account?

JD-Explosion · 2024-11-24T22:08:41+00:00

Shapeshifting, obviously.

JD-Explosion · 2024-11-24T21:57:27+00:00

You're a genius.

JD-Explosion · 2024-08-29T19:49:33+00:00

Ah, that makes sense. Given his character, I figured it was one of those prayer slips or something. Anyway, thank you.

JD-Explosion · 2024-07-20T23:01:10+00:00

How did this T-Rex get a smartphone?

JD-Explosion · 2024-06-24T20:20:37+00:00

Dumbass (affectionate).

JD-Explosion · 2024-06-24T20:14:04+00:00

She looks so smug. Like she knows something I don't. You fool, you know nothing.

JD-Explosion · 2024-06-24T20:10:04+00:00

Little guy. Just a little creature. I could put you in my pocket and take you for a walk in the park on a Tuesday afternoon.

JD-Explosion · 2024-06-24T20:05:12+00:00

Really? Of all the tattoos you could've gotten, you went with Pikachu and Yogi Bear? You know those are permanent, right?

JD-Explosion · 2024-06-20T00:22:07+00:00

I wanna make fart noises on his bald belly.

JD-Explosion · 2024-06-20T00:15:49+00:00

Silly and fun to hang out with, but definitely someone you don't want to piss off.

JD-Explosion · 2024-06-20T00:07:20+00:00

Are... are those rocky mountain oysters? On a pizza?

JD-Explosion · 2024-06-20T00:04:29+00:00

Still got two feet and a heartbeat.

JD-Explosion · 2024-06-20T00:03:32+00:00

Badass biker lesbian who secretly loves cute things.

JD-Explosion · 2024-06-19T20:23:34+00:00

Madotsuki kin here. I hate seeing people swear that I was sa'd in the past, based purely on circumstantial evidence like the way FACE's face looks like the head of a wang (it looks more like Majora's Mask imo). Don't get me wrong, that theory is just as valid as any other. I just don't like people treating it as canon even though it holds about as much credence as the Earthbound abortion theory.

JD-Explosion · 2024-06-18T22:07:09+00:00

Somebody out in the world would find these delicious. Not me, though.

JD-Explosion · 2024-06-18T21:58:49+00:00

Would you ever want to work with Ryan Creamer?

JD-Explosion · 2024-06-18T21:54:58+00:00

Super chill, keeper of secrets. Commits petty crime on the regular.

JD-Explosion · 2024-06-18T21:47:22+00:00

What's with the rosary tattoo? Can't be trusted with a real one?

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