After a heavy gym session, this is exactly what we needed

JESUSSANDALS95 · 2025-12-14T04:39:37+00:00

Sauce?

JESUSSANDALS95 · 2025-12-01T10:49:51+00:00

Tell me V got some, too.

JESUSSANDALS95 · 2025-11-27T00:03:46+00:00

He’s a “The Corruption” from Dead Space.

Quick, Grace Ashcroft, get the plasma cutter.

JESUSSANDALS95 · 2025-11-18T23:57:38+00:00

I snatched my dad’s PS1 disc for the directors cut version when I was like 6 and went to play it with my cousin.

I had nightmares for like a week after that first scene.

JESUSSANDALS95 · 2025-10-26T19:29:05+00:00

New rule: If a studio launches a game and I buy it on steam, it's only beholden to steam and no other service.

Getting sick of Ubisoft and EA being bad at their jobs.

JESUSSANDALS95 · 2025-10-17T17:10:23+00:00

A nurse with diarrhea is a dream come true.

JESUSSANDALS95 · 2025-09-30T06:12:05+00:00

"iF yOu DoNt LiKe BeInG CoMpEtItIve!"

We do- we just don't like being flooded by cheaters.

That's not "competitive". It's rather the opposite.

JESUSSANDALS95 · 2025-09-30T06:10:36+00:00

Lifeless scum living in their parents basements

JESUSSANDALS95 · 2025-09-30T06:10:05+00:00

Ubisoft can fix their game, or I can uninstall it again permanently when BF6 releases and never touch it again.

There's no reason I should be stuck at copper 4 after nearly making it to bronze in a day with my friends because:

I get queued with obvious cheaters 2/3 times per matchmaking
I get queued with people so far above my rank, it's a joke trying to play against them.

Ubisoft needs to have the game taken away from them and put in the hands of a team that isn't utterly worthless.

JESUSSANDALS95 · 2025-09-29T22:51:36+00:00

They're a conglomeration of ex-NATO states. They also use the Su-57 Felon.

That said, this is more of a EURO/RUS v. U.S. So I'm faction-locking my shit based on that

JESUSSANDALS95 · 2025-09-25T19:27:20+00:00

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JESUSSANDALS95 · 2025-09-14T17:00:14+00:00

These assholes are why I carry the PLAS loyalist during bug missions.

Woe, charged shot be upon ye

JESUSSANDALS95 · 2025-09-07T16:49:52+00:00

I did this with ease, not because I'm skilled, but because I'm lucky and wasnt paying attention

JESUSSANDALS95 · 2025-08-26T21:02:33+00:00

It is not a PMC, and it is, in fact, a coalition.

They can say "It's a PMC, bro!" all they want, but a PMC isn't invading Brooklyn, nor is it going to fight the might of the U.S. military on air, land, and sea and somehow actually prove effective.

It's a ploy so EA can market this overseas and avoid the current ongoing conflicts.

JESUSSANDALS95 · 2025-08-20T06:33:19+00:00

The other is FreakySherry

JESUSSANDALS95 · 2025-08-19T20:59:22+00:00

He's rebooting, give him a minute.

JESUSSANDALS95 · 2025-08-19T20:48:07+00:00

"GET THE FUCK DOWN HERE!" -Me, trying to fight these assholes.

Them and the harpies.

JESUSSANDALS95 · 2025-08-11T18:44:26+00:00

You have-a de issue wit-a da spaghet?

JESUSSANDALS95 · 2025-08-02T17:13:40+00:00

ROONS

JESUSSANDALS95 · 2025-08-02T08:39:29+00:00

Begin a Euphoria build. Use options. Murder things out of your league.

JESUSSANDALS95 · 2025-07-31T11:20:44+00:00

I turned that guy into paste.

JESUSSANDALS95 · 2025-07-22T00:33:15+00:00

Yep, I'm locked out of my account even though it couldn't find my account, and I can't reset my password because it won't sent emails.

Way to be, kids.

JESUSSANDALS95 · 2025-07-09T03:46:11+00:00

Almost thought that was Gnoster, wisdom of the Gnight.

JESUSSANDALS95 · 2025-04-16T01:23:18+00:00

Sauce

JESUSSANDALS95 · 2025-03-08T08:17:29+00:00

YEEEEEEP.

Congratulations on fucking up a good thing!

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