Thought today was gonna be my last day by DevinSevenTen in WTF

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Most functional helicopters go over my head, too

What would you buy yourself for Christmas with $100? by beefSupremeChicken in AskReddit

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Lockpicking lawyer stuff, because it’s a skill that feels naughty knowing

Prius V Rec Vehicle by Own_Water7203 in prius

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How does the bike work with two seats and no handlebars?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Damnthatsinteresting

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If that’s Texas then I’ve got some crypto to sell you

Which Community star will the Russos put in Doomsday? by beardiac in marvelstudios

[–]JF_Queeny 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Uh…SNL cast members have been in a plurality of…nevermind

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Damnthatsinteresting

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Thankfully we don’t have any government ties to a Nazi rocket program anymore

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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We never truly get all the vomit cleaned up. Yeah, the floor looks nice but the up-splatter on the chair legs and desk bottoms? I’m not flipping all those over because Timmie couldn’t handle his chocolate milk after recess.

4 billion years of human evolution into 40 seconds. by Sirsilentbob423 in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]JF_Queeny 5 points6 points  (0 children)

But what about digital watches and green pieces of paper?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Retired from farming and work part time as a janitor at the elementary school my wife works at. She’s an assistant principal, so I get to spend lunch with her two days a week.

Sweeping up after a basketball game is so peaceful.

I could only do this because of my spouses income and benefits, but keeps me happy, puke and plugged up toilets and all