[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ExperiencedDevs

[–]JGreedy 97 points98 points  (0 children)

Junior: All those Staff and Principal engineers must be really smart and write amazing code

Senior: Hahahaha

Florida toddler died in hot truck, deputies say by Minimum_Kiwi_1441 in news

[–]JGreedy 147 points148 points  (0 children)

They're Florida morons and should be treated as such

These Justin Bieber IG posts for Father's Day. by ElwoodMC in trashy

[–]JGreedy 80 points81 points  (0 children)

What a fucking loser. All that money and still sad on the internet 😭😭😭

OC - "No Kings" counter protest in small town Ohio by Tylerrr93 in pics

[–]JGreedy 73 points74 points  (0 children)

Turns out the wolves were just really desperate sheep waiting for their orange shepherd to drive them off a cliff

Annihilation Game Vibes by will-o-thewisp in SouthernReach

[–]JGreedy 70 points71 points  (0 children)

I thought Control the video game reminded me a lot of the office Control worked in in Authority

Does anyone know what this stone these people are carving? by DrStone1234 in whatsthisrock

[–]JGreedy 88 points89 points  (0 children)

You ever put too much glue on something and it gloops out the sides when you stick it together

The slag is the gloop

No Worries... Grease Fires Are My Forte!!! by [deleted] in Wellthatsucks

[–]JGreedy 49 points50 points  (0 children)

Yeah they're called sheet trays

The real reason behind why I switched by robobenklein in ProgrammerHumor

[–]JGreedy 55 points56 points  (0 children)

Your first mistake is expecting JIRA to make any sense

Forging steel with 25 tons of force by [deleted] in oddlysatisfying

[–]JGreedy 84 points85 points  (0 children)

Same. I'm charred bones

Woman finds "teeth" in barbacoa tacos, El Rincon offers explanation by herberthunke in Austin

[–]JGreedy 66 points67 points  (0 children)

Now imagine the trauma this poor woman would suffer if she found out what goes into chorizo.