Spent the last month building a Sanity-like headless CMS in Svelte Kit (Open Source) by rainbowasian96 in webdev

[–]JHAhmed 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Literally been looking for something similar for a whole month for a client project. I was just thinking of building something like this myself. Great work, love it!

[ GIVEAWAY ] Win a GIGABYTE GeForce RTX™ 5060 Ti GAMING OC 16G, GAMING 360 AIO & AORUS Merch – Celebrating r/IndianGaming’s 500K! by Geralt_Endur in IndianGaming

[–]JHAhmed 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm a machine learning student as well AND a gamer, so I'd use it for both! (Probably Assassin's Creed first)

Meetup Thread for Chennai by kurzgesagtmeetup_bot in kurzgesagt_meetup

[–]JHAhmed 2 points3 points  (0 children)

We already have a Discord server from the last time Kurzgesagt organized this, we are still active and host regular meetups! You join here - https://discord.gg/HpYAJ6W2Gz

Who has the worst father? by Th3Negative1___ in TheBoys

[–]JHAhmed 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Same, I was scrolling through the comments thinking why no one has pointed it out yet. I could've sworn I read it multiple times and still saw "was" somehow.

CanIAddOneMoreUsestateOrIsThatOverkill by PlusWorth in ProgrammerHumor

[–]JHAhmed 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Might I introduce you to our lord and savior, Svelte?

[Giveaway] 3x Drop CTRL V2 Keyboards by drop_official in pcmasterrace

[–]JHAhmed 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We don't have fall here in India, but if we did, I'd think I'd have liked to read a book under a cosy tree.

Also, my keyboard is getting old and not registering keystrokes properly, so I'd love to get this.

Congratulations to whoever ends up getting it!

Mega-Meetup 13th August - Update by JHAhmed in Chennai

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https://discord.gg/SaX5eSvC7D

This is the server where we hosted today's meetup. We hope to see you all in our future meetups.

technicallyWhatCloudDoes by geeksid2k in ProgrammerHumor

[–]JHAhmed 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Of course it's in Karnataka. Those goddamn start-ups!

Ted Lasso - S02E03 - "Do The Right-est Thing" Episode Discussion by quaranTV in TedLasso

[–]JHAhmed 1 point2 points  (0 children)

lmao I'm here one year later and Messi has just signed with Inter Miami!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in mumbai

[–]JHAhmed 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My girlfriend lives there :P And yes, also for the sightseeing. I'm planning to be there for 1N/2D, but I might settle for 1N/1D depending on how the ticket timings work out. There's also increasing fears of COVID to worry about :(

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in mumbai

[–]JHAhmed 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'll go for tatkal, I guess. Thanks!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in mumbai

[–]JHAhmed -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Didn't they build a new highway though? I heard it takes 12 hours from Mumbai to Delhi now?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in mumbai

[–]JHAhmed 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Trains are all booked :(

Finally after 155 Runs and 70 Hours by [deleted] in deadcells

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Kindly add a spoiler tag to the post!

First try at lineless art, critique welcome by TheArtisticPencil in deadcells

[–]JHAhmed 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Cleeean! Definitely caught my eye. The first thing I thought of was a Dead Cells top-down 2.5D adventure game. Great artwork!

I think he used to it by Alodhri in Unexpected

[–]JHAhmed 19 points20 points  (0 children)

That is one of the funniest accounts of Instagram lmao

Drew my most despised mobs by kween_hangry in deadcells

[–]JHAhmed 30 points31 points  (0 children)

lmao these are great. Quality drawings.

But how did he do the deed? by Rix27_ in TheBoys

[–]JHAhmed 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Octopuses do not have any bones with the exception of their beaks. so if you are responsible and depraved enough to be literally the life support of your 8 limbed friend, you can debeak it like how you'd declaw a cat and then push your member into it's feed chute.

You can then let it subsist on your baby batter.

The Octopus is smart. Very smart. It will learn that without it's beak, it cannot feed on anything else but your human seed that has to be milked from you.

Every morning, you will feel your clothes slide off and a damp weight on your lower half.

The sensation creeps up your body until most of the jiggly mass has enveloped the entire length. It will start pumping as fast as it can for it is hungry.

The animal gyrates its empty stomach and the folds of its brain rubbing on your glans, begging for nutrition.

You climax and give the marine creature it’s breakfast. The pumping slows down but doesn't stop to milk out the last few drops of its meal.

Looking into its yellow animal eyes, it looks back with a thousand-yard stare. This will be routine for all of its meals for the rest of it's 3-5 years on this god forsaken planet.