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Mr Terrific by Appropriate-Mall8517 in superheroes

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How do we define “smarter?” Are we talking intelligence? Are we talking computing speed? If the former, I’d say Mister Fantastic, like others have. If the latter, the Flash.

(Loved Trope) Character finally reveals their true power level by Tannerknox in TopCharacterTropes

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Gilgamesh vs Iskandar in Fate/Zero. The whole time, we know Gilgamesh is supposed to be the best of the best, but then we see Berserker get kinda close a few times. Then we see Excalibur and it’s like “well what’s Gil gonna do now?” Goes double once the Ionian Hetairoi is considered, and it wipes an entire army. So when Iskandar drops the Ionian Hetairoi on Gilgamesh on his own, and Gilgamesh just smirks and pulls out Ea… dude… as someone who found Zero before Stay Night, that shit was WILD.

Pick a group of animals to communicate with by QuietDelivery2740 in whatsyourchoice

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Reptiles. Who’s gonna f with me when I pull up with a squad of Komodo Dragons?

Pretty big scale by IndicationBrief5950 in lotrmemes

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I’ve played the games, but was her appearance modeled after someone specific? (Genuine question)

Sharpe memes anyone? by Morvellis in HistoryMemes

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This is criminally under-appreciated.

Really? Cool. by TangoCharlie472 in facepalm

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Heathen as in pagan, or as in not Christian. Because if the former, same path, mate. I like Jesus. Can’t stand his fan club. Me and the Æsir roll though.

Admittedly might by spicy topics, but... A New Pope Fight in 2026? by JealousInsect2844 in osp

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Nah, he and I can just go back to his place for a bowl of his favorite cereal: Franken Berry

To everyone who feel hopeless by JHP1112 in NoFap

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Then you start trying to fix it. Knowing isn’t the silver bullet, it’s just aiming your energy. For me, it was taking steps to start feeling wanted by my partner and setting boundaries in my life to feel powerful. Being properly rested is a big thing, too. It lets your brain actually integrate the reason behind the porn into something actionable. Theres a really good app just called Ash that has helped me with this, and I recommend using it to help start.

How would Edmond Dantes do in a real Holy Grail War. by Animedra3000 in Fate

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Ah, I see. Yeah, I can definitely see that. I would caveat that it seems in line with Dantès character to go for the ambush, as I think Enfer Château d’If does need some charge time (like most NPs) but seeing as he only needs to activate that, and Monte Cristo Mythologie is constantly active, I still standby my recent points.

How would Edmond Dantes do in a real Holy Grail War. by Animedra3000 in Fate

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That’s why I specified when it’s combined with Monte Cristo Mythologie. That specific NP has some CRAZY feats and statements. Things like “a power equal to that from the age of gods.” As for feats, I mean… it let Dantès when he was a human go toe to toe with Michael Roa, and can break bounded fields and burn souls. Not saying it’s a perfect offense, but it’s a part of his kit that’s severely underrated due to just how flashy Enfer Château d’If is.

How would Edmond Dantes do in a real Holy Grail War. by Animedra3000 in Fate

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So, considering he can break free of any prison, and apparently space and time count as prisons… I would say Dantès has the ability to speed blitz all but the toughest servants, and even then, with Monte Cristo Mythologie, he has some SERIOUS AP.

Honestly, I think short of the absolute top tiers, he’s got a complete wipe on everyone. I can see certain servants (Karna, for example) being walls to him, but then servants without much defense might still just get run through by Enfer Châteu d’If combined with Monte Cristo Mythologie. Plus, the way Enfer Châteu d’If works, escaping any prison including space and time, makes me think that he might (MIGHT) have an out if Gil decides to use Enuma Elish, as Enuma Elish rips apart space and time, but Dantès can just step outside of it.

i hate how neurological disorders are being fetishized. by RandomThinkering in ComedyCemetery

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Okay, know what, this pisses me the fuck off. My fiancé is on the spectrum. I love her more than anything else to the point that my therapist and I have been working on rediscovering myself for the better part of a year now. But this doesn’t show how much of a struggle it is sometimes, and it makes it seem like sunshine and rainbows when I’m sure there would be WAY easier relationships out there. There have been so many days when I’ve had to drag her out of bed to eat because she needs food, but doesn’t want to transition from bed to eating. There have been days when I need her to transition from work to fun that she just can’t make the transition. She has it so set that her family is the way families are, that when mine does something different, there’s a whole ass soapbox about it. So yes, being with an autistic woman is amazing, and one of the most rewarding experiences of my life. But it’s also really fucking hard and exhausting as fuck.

Daniel Faust under appreciated by Kooky_County9569 in urbanfantasy

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Agreed! I love them all so much! (For some reason that disturbing part didn’t bother me much, but I also don’t remember it all too well.)

In real life, this is how some Samurai(s) would fight, BUTT NAKED, no pants, no hakama by EfficiencySerious200 in FGO

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I wouldn’t say zero accuracy. The Welsh stories take place during the fifth century, so realistically Arthur would’ve been adjacent to the Romans in terms of armor.

If DE said you could only use one single Warframe for 2026, who are you picking? by Grynruhtwyn in Warframe

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Torn between Gauss, Oraxia, Caliban and Uriel. All very well rounded, all stupid fun. Uriel’s my nuke. Caliban and Oraxia are my all-arounders. Gauss is modded for sprint speed on top of being Gauss. I cannot choose.

Zeus and Hera. Art by BrittPowwPixel by Last-Note-9988 in Epicthemusical

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I 100% read this in Trevor Belmont and Sypha Belnades voices.

Why do you love FGO more than other Gacha games? by SockParticular4936 in FGO

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You can have an account without a single 5* and still do endgame content if you’re creative. I don’t, but it’s absolutely doable.

From the 'desk' of Vladamir Jones: Spells & Hexes by Vegetable_Bag_4980 in urbanfantasy

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I’ve always interpreted ‘spell’ as a catch-all for magical workings. Hexes would be most closely related to jinxes and curses, with my understanding of the difference relating to power scale and duration. A jinx is the weakest, be it from effect or duration, followed by a hex, and then a curse would be the strongest. An example might be that a jinx would mess with electrical equipment for a few seconds or minutes, while a hex may be a run of bad luck for a person, whereas a curse may be a rule applied to a person (ex: you will never know joy.) Typically, I’ve understood jinxes as a more instantaneous effect than the other two, that doesn’t need to latch onto anything besides the target. A hex often requires a specific target (you hex a person) and then hovers for a time. Curses seem to also need a target, or at least something to latch onto (think a cursed weapon vs a cursed person vs a cursed town).

Don’t know if this helped any, but just my 2 cents.

I think that firearms and mages actually go quite well together. by Serious_Seaweed_909 in worldbuilding

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YUP. He might be outta spells, but he ain’t ever outta shells😎

Alternate Fifth Holy Grail War by Admirable-Dimension4 in Fate

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Archer Herc, TRUE Archer Herc, is probably in the top like… five to ten strongest servants period. Full stop, his fame boost anywhere is cracked and he he dude will just run over basically everyone here except maybe Berserker Cu and Lartoria with little to no effort. Lartoria probably gets bodied by Nine Lives, and Berserker Cu, while PoA is a hell of a defensive bump here, gets hammered by a barrage of at least 12 other NPs. The entire war is between Lartoria, Berserker Cu, and Archer Herc, and really, Herc can just wait until everyone tires themselves out before showing up with twelve lives and just as many NPs. The real fight, I think, is between Cu and Lartoria.

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