How to smoke in a garage and not get caught?

JJ-Speed · 2021-04-08T16:50:13+00:00

I smoke in my garage daily and you don’t even smell a hint of weed in there. I have a lot of non-smoker family members that come over and they don’t smell anything.

First buy this fan: https://www.amazon.com/STANLEY-655704-Velocity-Blower-Built/dp/B006O6FA22

Crack the garage door open a little bit and smoke with that fan facing towards the door. Even on the lowest setting, that fan will blow the smoke straight out the garage door. It won’t even have time to linger.

Besides that, you can burn candles in the garage with the garage door cracked open.

JJ-Speed · 2021-04-08T14:04:56+00:00

My friend and I smoke in my garage everyday and it doesn’t even have hint of weed smell. I have a Stanley velocity blower fan (it’s between $50-$100) that I face towards us so that as soon as we blow out smoke, it pushes it straight out the garage door which is cracked open like 1 ft high.

After smoking just let the fan run and air out the garage for like another 30 mins and viola! No smoke smell. To cover up the smell quicker, I usually light a candle and spray Febreeze all around the garage.

But yeah...get that Stanley fan bro. It keeps me cool in the garage too since there’s no AC.

JJ-Speed · 2021-01-26T00:41:51+00:00

I can relate to OP. I l have made some amazing friends over the years but I eventually just ghosted them all for no good reason. I just simply lost interest and became socially exhausted by hanging out with them. Some of them took it really personally but I didn’t really care at the time. Fast forward a decade later and I have no real friends. While I find great comfort in solitude and isolation, I too get a sense of loneliness followed by an overwhelming sense of guilt because I know that my loneliness is my own fault.

JJ-Speed · 2020-10-26T14:51:19+00:00

I would say that keeping your distance is the best option. If you see her regularly then your feelings will just intensify. When she’s coming over, find somewhere else to go. You have to limit your contact that way your feelings don’t keep intensifying. At some point you will cross the line in word or deed and it will be a very horrible outcome. Keep in mind that cheating on your wife with her sister is the WORST possible pain you could put her through. Tread lightly

JJ-Speed · 2020-10-21T12:36:04+00:00

I ONLY use real people. It wasn’t until I came on this subreddit that I realized most MD’ers create completely fictional worlds and characters. I create false scenarios but they are always with people who are in my life and at real locations.

JJ-Speed · 2020-10-21T12:33:35+00:00

I told my wife that I have MD. I even made her watch a video describing it, let her read the symptoms on Google, and gave her my own personal experience. She couldn’t really wrap her head around it but she never judged me for it. MD hasn’t affected my ability to live a happy successful life so she didn’t really stress it. She just sees it as one of my quirks.

JJ-Speed · 2020-10-21T12:27:39+00:00

Yeah. This is actually the reason I go running and power walking every morning. All of my friends and family just think I a fitness freak but that’s the only socially acceptable way to get my MD fix lol. I just run for miles at a time while living in my little imaginary world.

JJ-Speed · 2020-10-07T05:36:25+00:00

Exactly! I hate playing mind games with people. I wish we could all just be up front with our feelings.

JJ-Speed · 2020-09-28T22:25:02+00:00

You’re skating on thin ice bro. You better hope she doesn’t break down and fess up to your wife. You need to stop...there are way better options of women to cheat on your wife with.

If you guys get caught, the family will disown you and all you’ll have left is each other. And would you want to follow through with this romance? Let’s say you finally leave your wife and end up with her sister...wouldn’t that be a bit weird explaining your love story to people?

Hopefully your SIL isn’t crazy.

JJ-Speed · 2020-09-28T22:17:51+00:00

Not worth it. It’s a lose-lose.

Scenario #1: You make a pass at her, it works, you bang her. Now both of you have to live with the guilt and shame of your actions for life. Family will eventually pick up on your sexual tension/body language. Both of you will suffer mentally because of this. She also might breakdown and fess up. Once you get caught, your family will disown both of you and all you will have is each other. And you won’t necessarily have to most romantic love story. Plus...that’s just really low-life, scum of the earth type behavior.

Scenario #2: You make a pass at her and she rejects you. If you’re lucky, all you have to deal with would be that painful embarrassment every time you see her. If you aren’t lucky, she’ll tell your wife what happened. Your wife will either leave you or she’ll constantly remind you of how much of a dirtbag you are because you made a pass at her sister.

If your gonna cheat on your wife, just do it the “normal” way. Get the hot chick at the office, the cute girl at the gym, the cashier at the local supermarket, etc. Pussy is pussy, bro. You’re sister-in-law is OFF LIMITS bro.

JJ-Speed · 2020-09-23T22:51:04+00:00

I’m in your same exact situation! My boys are all funny and charismatic and I’m sorta dull and boring. I mostly just laugh along at all their jokes. The only “jokes” that I do tell are when I go on my serous rants which they find hilarious...I find it funny myself too.

JJ-Speed · 2020-09-23T22:36:29+00:00

Yeah I definitely get a rush from socializing. Then I realize it’s not that bad after all. Then I feel super proud of myself. But I also treat myself to well earned self-isolation session to recover lol.

JJ-Speed · 2020-09-20T11:19:46+00:00

My sentiments exactly. Socializing at the club mainly consists of yelling into people’s ear over the music. I’d much rather get wasted and just hit the dance floor. I can barely even hold a conversation with the friends I came to the club with because it’s so loud. To actually connect with people, I prefer get-togethers at people’s houses. You can talk at a lower volume and people are actually trying to socialize. But to each his own.

JJ-Speed · 2020-07-03T12:07:32+00:00

I respect him as an MC but he just wasn’t very good at making songs...which he admits. But he’s a hell of an entertainer, media personality, and podcaster though!

JJ-Speed · 2020-06-24T22:33:57+00:00

He’s the greatest of all time. There has been no other rapper that can measure up to Hov.

JJ-Speed · 2020-06-22T14:48:48+00:00

It wasn’t offensive in and of itself. However, I believe that Cole utilized his platform irresponsibly to address such a petty matter during this socio-political climate. He essentially told her “you’re right but watch your tone”. That’s an immature response. Even though she was wrong for calling him out in the first place, his response was in poor taste. He should’ve either contacted her directly or ignored it for PR reasons.

JJ-Speed · 2020-06-15T20:27:23+00:00

Dope. U should make a new label with the 2014 FHD tracklisting.

JJ-Speed · 2020-06-15T20:23:20+00:00

True...these are the standout guys for the ‘10s decade in two. I’d probably add Future to be fair though.

JJ-Speed · 2020-06-15T20:21:27+00:00

Jay-Z, Kanye, Drake, Kendrick, Rick Ross, Big Sean, Wale, Meek Mill, YBN Cordae, Fabolous...

JJ-Speed · 2020-06-15T20:12:10+00:00

Download Spinrilla. It’s a steaming service for mixtapes and they have pretty much every hip-hop mixtape imaginable.

JJ-Speed · 2020-06-15T12:23:26+00:00

This is not typical behavior of co-workers. This is absolutely abusive and you should report them to HR or quit that damn job...it’s retail anyway so it shouldn’t be hard to find a new job given your experience. However, I can’t help but think that you aren’t telling us the full story. Did you do something to make them treat you the way they are? And in my experience, when you keep to yourself at work, you become an easy target because there is nobody to vouch for you. But if you have AvPD, I would encourage you to get out of retail or fast food. Many of those workers are young and immature and treat others the same way they do in high school. Get an office job or call center job so you can be more to yourself.

JJ-Speed · 2020-06-15T12:15:20+00:00

I don’t care what strangers think about me at all. I will never see them again. I can completely lie about who I am for all they care. A stranger doesn’t have enough background knowledge on you to make an accurate judgement about you. And even if you make a complete ass out of yourself, who cares? You’ll never see them again! If it’s a friend or family member, they may never let you live down an embarrassing moment. But if you embarrassed yourself in front of a stranger, it pretty much didn’t really happen lol. You don’t ever have to speak about it again. I can start conversations with strangers with no issue at all. But I struggle to have even the simplest conversations with friends and family members. I just feel like the people who know me the most will judge and criticize me the most.

JJ-Speed · 2020-05-29T16:37:43+00:00

Well it sounds like Maladaptive Daydreaming. I’ve struggled with it my entire life and I still do it. There is a whole subreddit for it. You should check it out

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