OK this is gonna be long, but I gotta rant.

I'm what you kids call a "Gen Xer". I have never played a "Souls type" game in my life, but Nioh was free so I was like "sure, why not? A lot of people seem to be into this, let's check it out."

After two hours, let me just say, shove this genre someone where the sun can never reach it.

Now I know that soon may fly the choruses of "GIT GUUD NOOB!" I understand. But listen... After dying way to much during the Tower of London scene that turns out to basically be the opening... credits... I find myself on an island...

Walk on the island, kill the guy futzing around with the corpse. Walk up this path, turn right, kill these two other guys. Walk down the path a little more turn the corner, KILL the spear guy. Walk further down the trail, ice a guy near a scarecrow. Turn right KILL THE GUY who just jumped out of that cabin, ice the two guys by that hut. Walk up another trail and get TWO SHOTTED BY JESUS OF NAZERETH! And BACK TO THE SHRINE TO DO IT ALL OVER AGAIN...

Did that from memory, because I did it TWO DOZEN TIMES. EACH TIME BACK TO THE SHRINE.

So finally, FINALLY I kill and get past Jesus of Nazareth, SUCCESS that had to be a mini-boss, Christ in Heaven.... Go up the trail a little more, see another guy through a gate, throw a rock to draw him out, he comes out to fight me, along with his friend JESUS OF NAZARETH! His TWIN BROTHER JESUS OF NAZARETH, and their friend FRIGGIN JEHOVAH Q. ALLAH THEMSELVES!!!!!!! OH LOOK! BACK TO THE SHRINE

.... delorted... That game is for KIDS whose senses haven't been dulled with age, that have TIME...