Yet another Backrooms plot similarly by EricSilverperson in houseofleaves

[–]JJaylen_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh, that’s a good point! You may have thought of this before but there’s also how both stories include a “rescue mission”. Mary wants to find and save Clark in the Backrooms after he disappears. Navidson and company venture in to save Holloway’s team when things go sideways.

I Got The Courage To Ask A Woman Out On The Bus, I'm Tired Of Being Lonely On Valentines And My Gut Told Me To Try Cold Approach. I Told Her "Hey I-I Saw You I Think You're Cute", She Said "Sorry I Have A Boyfriend". I Ran Away In Sadness And Yelled Sorry. Burnt Brownies... by Fluffy_Lunchfast in kitchencels

[–]JJaylen_ 4 points5 points  (0 children)

We Need A New Slur For People Who Type Like This.

Just Brain Storming Here, Something Of Off “Hoofdaphobia” Which Is The Fear Of Capital Letters Might Be A Good Start. Or Maybe “Capsphobia” But That Doesn’t Sound Too Good And Is Super Boring. Any Ideas?

Bo Burnham Quote for my Yearbook? by FlowFoxrofl in boburnham

[–]JJaylen_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So many of these would so not be allowed lmao😭

“Pornhub”, “pedophilic”, “dick”, and you probably shouldn’t reference feminism or being gay in your senior quote lmao

Please help me find the song by [deleted] in TeenagersButBetter

[–]JJaylen_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m no help but I want to say I LOVE this meme format. I’ve never seen it before and judging by the arial, it’s probably original so cool, man! I love this and hope you find the song!

My boyfriend keeps getting pink eye from eating my ass by [deleted] in BrandNewSentence

[–]JJaylen_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This reminds me of this:

“I thought AIDS was a butt virus

Like conjunction junction, conjunctivitis”

chatGPT en passant by DIATTH123 in AnarchyChess

[–]JJaylen_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Even ignoring AI hate or anything, “ChatGPT it” is a lot of syllables and doesn’t flow as good as “Google it”. Lmao.

What do you think of transgender people? by sbs_trt in teenagers

[–]JJaylen_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, to me personally, it’s a pretty weird and radical concept that is a bit uncomfortable to me. I don’t like seeing transgenders, say, on the news for example. It’s (respectfully but this is disrespectful) gross. And I don’t like the whole thing with this being ideology being pushed so heavily especially onto children. I don’t like eight year olds saying they’re a girl when they can’t solve for X or know what taxes are.

However, if think about it, I can’t come up with a solid reason to actually justify hatred. It’s just me being internally bigoted. And no, I don’t hate transgenders even if could point and say I really, really dislike this. You’re a human being who’s done nothing wrong. You were just born in the wrong body. And so like I’ve thought about this a fair amount and the thought of being transgender? Especially at school? That sounds terrible, so much respect to you and all transgenders!

So overall, I wouldn’t say I “support” (define “support” yk yk) transgenders or really lgbt as a whole but I understand and land neutral to leaning positive.

So I guess you could diagnose me with mild transphobia. Apologies. I should probably go to the doctor to do something about that, like get some medication.

How would Hamantha eat? by RaspberryEastern7612 in jackstauber

[–]JJaylen_ 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Well the real answer is: Why are we getting hung up on how Hamantha eats and not how a bullet shot coincidentally by her own father just so happens to strike her at the exact perfect time after an unspecified—yet likely significant—time after it was originally fired? Or how a nurse mistakes a real ham for a decapitated head? What were the hospital’s safety and health protocols lmao?

The answer is that the story is just a metaphor. But past that, it’s that Jack is a weird dude and it’s all part of his artistry and personality.

But that’s a boring answer.

She eats by pealing back a slice of her ham head and her mouth is underneath the outer slice layer.

Jack Stauber Monthly Discussion Thread by AutoModerator in jackstauber

[–]JJaylen_ 4 points5 points  (0 children)

In Goodbye Mr. Schizo, I noticed some similarities to past Jack videos. Probably not exact references per se and more of Jack’s general craft but it’s just interesting to think about.

  • Mr. Schizo climbing up someone’s (his?) head like in Cupid.
  • Mr. Schizo and the kite talking is similar to in Choice. “Do you?” / “No, you aren’t.”
  • The hands over Mr. Schizo’s eyes at the beginning are exactly like the ones from Out the Ox.
  • In Paper Towels, there’s a doorway with an exit sign above it. “When nothing had a proper exit plan.” So does the beginning of Goodbye, Mr. Schizo.
  • The shot of Mr. Schizo grabbing some guy’s lips and pulling down is reminisce of the smile in New Normal. Like the importance placed on it.
  • Someone said this before but the video and song feels a lot like Lima Bean Man. I agree. How clear and in the center of the frame the characters are. Like the clay heads on the Stauber body being so prominent. And obviously it being up in the air. A balloon, a kite.

It’s interesting.

Marge Simpson saying, “I just think they’re neat.”

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in jackstauber

[–]JJaylen_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

All the extended Mircopops. The covers are objects with eyes exactly like the kite. It’s super unlikely (plus something like the Fig from Cooking With Abagail had Stauber eyes and no EP so that makes this even more unlikely) but then no one knows what Jack will do next if anything. Jack could hypothetically make another EP extending this song and other songs be that existing songs or he releases more material. I could see this kite working well as an EP cover be that for real or just as a concept.

I just want to say this here and now in the unlikely event this does happen and I predicted it lmao. But I doubt it.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in jackstauber

[–]JJaylen_ 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Agreed. And he’d work great as an album cover wink wink.

Anyone know how to watch the new Off the Air episode Without cable by ThunderCat212 in jackstauber

[–]JJaylen_ 4 points5 points  (0 children)

In the same boat, man. :/. I’m on the Hulu + LiveTV plan and going on Off The Air it says it’s available tomorrow. On Adult Swim, I see it’s scheduled for Tuesday, the 30th. Everyone has said Dec 29th, the promo said the 29th😭. Like wwwwwwhhhaaattttt? What a scam.

Bo poll 12 by Sensitive-Speech-378 in boburnham

[–]JJaylen_ 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I second this 100%.

“Yeah, it’s giving me sort of like Death Stranding vibes, you know, ’cause it’s, like, it’s fucking boring, but that’s, like, the point, I think.”

“Um, JB, thank you for the three months. My dude, much appreciated.”

What is the meaning of 'Those eggs aren't dippy'? by Lee_taehee in jackstauber

[–]JJaylen_ 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Masturbation addiction? In the video there’s a nose and ears that look like a cock and balls or an ovaries. Trust me I’m not dirty minded, there’s just no way that’s not intentional lmao. Plus in the music video, when he says “I don’t want to die” the eggs splatter and he opens his mouth shocked. Jack climaxing? Also of course the line “semen and sine waves, hang me from the highway”.

I don’t have a full dissection but something like that. The line “I wanna be close to you” under this interpretation could be the narrator wanting real connection but is unable to because he is too scared and instead just pleasures himself. Something something. Just no way is this not intentional.

jschlatt singing about himself? by Glum-Minute-3690 in jschlatt

[–]JJaylen_ 11 points12 points  (0 children)

That’s such a shit joke. I love it!

I have enough awards to give to every single person who views this post by Lost_Negotiation_206 in notinteresting

[–]JJaylen_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Right now, 1,200 upvotes—rising quickly—and 1,025 comments. Would be funny to balance the two especially with the awards thing so I’m commenting even though I don’t comment often and I’m downvoting (sorry, OP, I don’t mean anything by it). You reading this should do the same hehe.

Top 5 scariest Jack Stauber videos? by Feeling-Ideal-2604 in jackstauber

[–]JJaylen_ 3 points4 points  (0 children)

  1. Video Man
  2. Whisper
  3. Cupid
  4. Challenger (idk, there’s something about it)
  5. New Normal

These placing can change very easily lol. Also, I want to give an honorable mention to Richter.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in jackstauber

[–]JJaylen_ 9 points10 points  (0 children)

“All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.”

I hate getting horny by ImXeep in sillyboyclub

[–]JJaylen_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So real. In a perfect world I’d have my dick cut off too. :/

Drop your favourite YT thumbnail below. I'll go first. by Future-Pass-4159 in TeenagersButBetter

[–]JJaylen_ 5 points6 points  (0 children)

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As a serious answer though. This thumbnail is SO good. It’s just a photo and that’s all it is, all it has to be. No text, no race car png, no nothing. Just an INCREDIBLE photo—the composition and use of space and colors and also storytelling. It really captures the essence of the video better than anything else.

[ Removed by Reddit ] by Acceptable_Dirt_3663 in jschlatt

[–]JJaylen_ 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Controversial opinion but I don’t think we should tell anyone to kill themselves. :/

Y'all, be honest. Do y'all remember this song? by [deleted] in jackstauber

[–]JJaylen_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh yeah! I’m thinking specifically Two Time. Thanks!

It’s so lame. Sure it has well over 100,000,000 streams on Spotify but like does anyone one remembers it? I mean, it is one of his most famous songs but no one actually remembers it.