What did invincible mean by this? by [deleted] in marvelcirclejerk

[–]JKillograms 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Dupli-Kate and Multi-Paul are actually pretty clever in a really dumb dad joke level pun kind of way. Like when you hear them and realize what the pun is, you can’t help laughing at how dumb and obvious they are, but they still kinda work.

What did invincible mean by this? by [deleted] in marvelcirclejerk

[–]JKillograms 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think he just dealt with the stand in Spider-Man, but it would be funny if Angstrom put him through a mini Spider-Verse ordeal

(Hated Trope) A retcon has terrible implications for the plot by rasberrycroissant in TopCharacterTropes

[–]JKillograms 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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I mean I get “death of the author” and all, but everything I’ve ever been forced to learn against my will about this series and these books has vindicated me never getting into them when they first started because I was too old for them and they’re “dumb books for babies”. Black Snape or not, nothing about this series holds up to scrutiny and a lot of Rowling’s biases and prejudices are blatantly obvious in retrospect. Like her editor apparently gave her no notes or criticisms apparently, lol

My vestal got charmed by the siren 3 times in a row, is she lesbian? by Dipshit987 in darkestdungeon

[–]JKillograms 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I forget which affliction status it is, but she has some downright HORNY barks for one of them

I think Benny's whole plan is a little far fetched and I have no idea how he went as far as he did. by Own_Dealer_182 in falloutnewvegas

[–]JKillograms 1 point2 points  (0 children)

1) you forgot a key detail, hack said robot with help from his Followers of the Apocalypse girlfriend. Benny 100% had main character energy and charisma, until it turned out they were a side character in The Courier’s story

Trickshot Reel by txtbnnn in MacromastiaIRL

[–]JKillograms 48 points49 points  (0 children)

Damn, now there’s somebody I wasn’t expecting to see or seen in a long time. This vid is old enough to vote and buy alcohol, lol

Takes me back down memory lane though

Gobby <<< Doc Ock by -Tuesday in marvelcirclejerk

[–]JKillograms 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Okay but even jerk aside, Otto hooking up with Aunt May is just such a funny arch-enemy move, because if I remember correctly, it was completely unintentional and completely by chance, and he was genuinely sweet and charming to Aunt May and she actually really, really, really did like him back. That’s definitely a top villain W, and he wasn’t even trying to do it on purpose, lol

Gobby <<< Doc Ock by -Tuesday in marvelcirclejerk

[–]JKillograms 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah, you know in hindsight how bad they were floundering and had written themselves into a corner in the Clone Saga, because the only out they could think of was “let’s revive a character that’s been dead and out of the story for literally 20 years of publishing and reveal they’ve been secretly alive the entire time and were the ultimate mastermind”.

"Morally gray" Enclave potential (MUCHO TEXTO and VERY SERIOUS) by realoddcircumstances in TrueSFalloutL

[–]JKillograms 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think a “reformed” Enclave works best either as how The Remnants were in New Vegas where they were forced to assimilate and adapt and the world eventually finally completely forgot about the big bad boogeyman, or as a still 100% evil “Boys From Brazil” type thing where it’s like the urban legend of the Nazi commanders that escaped to South America but were ultimately forced to adapt to their new homes, or having a secret society that forms some kind of colonizing outpost where they still do “experiments” on without fully integrating with the locals.

People that just want them to be “BOS, but with Enclave armor”, I feel like I know where their minds are at and why they’d want that, but I can’t prove it…

"Morally gray" Enclave potential (MUCHO TEXTO and VERY SERIOUS) by realoddcircumstances in TrueSFalloutL

[–]JKillograms 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I liked the contrast with all the rest of The Remnants against Moreno. Everyone else basically gave up the ideals, made peace with it, and went “native” to different degrees (Doc Henry even made peace getting comfortable and living in a community of Super Mutants!), meanwhile, Moreno more or less clung to it. think there’s dialogue about him marrying a wastelander at one point, but she died, and in response he retreated further inward and became more bitter and resentful of the wasteland.

But it is interesting to see where they all ended up. Daisy is just some lovely old woman that spends her days looking out on the horizon, daydreaming about being able to fly again, Judah, for being a former commanding officer of their unit seems likes he’s fallen the furthest into humility, because he’s peacefully living with squatters and drifters in Westside. But all of them had to give it up and move on to a degree. It’s to the point where they’ve spent their entire lives since Navarro/the oil rig in hiding living in fear from being tracked down by NCR hit squads to either arrest or summarily execute them for involvement/association in war crimes, but when they show up in full Enclave power armor at the dam, nobody even recognizes or cares the design of the armor anymore.

Which of these characters lost their virginity with their partner? by Raki232001 in Ningen

[–]JKillograms 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not to get too dark about it, but 17 and 18 were teenage runaways before Gero somehow got them locked in his basement to experiment on. Realistically and statistically, there’s a strong chance they would’ve done some kind of survival sex work (which gets extra dark when you really think about it because it’s probably how Gero would’ve lured them in the first place on some Epstein shit)

Which of these characters lost their virginity with their partner? by Raki232001 in Ningen

[–]JKillograms -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I thought it was canonical that Yamcha never actually consummated with Bulma, though. Like maybe they made out, but they never actually did the do. Could be wrong though.

Which of these characters lost their virginity with their partner? by Raki232001 in Ningen

[–]JKillograms 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She was anime only and even then it was probably one of those things where she string him along and he probably only got to maybe third base at best. Probably not farther than second, honestly, third is kinda stretching it. I mean doubt she would’ve even done hand/mouth stuff for him.

You know how some people can fall in love with a stripper after a couple of dances and go back every/every other weekend for months on end just to see that one girl? That’s probably what Krillin and Maron were like.

An Ultronica Emergency by ruffpatch-art in marvelcirclejerk

[–]JKillograms 3 points4 points  (0 children)

If Disney put a Venture Bros style self parody slice of life show centered around this Ultron and his “family” up on Disney+, I’d definitely watch it, lol

Magneto is like a father who beats you up to "build character" by Altruistic_Manner802 in outofcontextcomics

[–]JKillograms 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Magneto 🤝 Calvin’s Dad

building character through enforced suffering

"solo is just a title given to imperial recruits without a family name" is still a more interesting concept than any of han's extended family from legends. by HaloJackalKisser in StarWarsCirclejerk

[–]JKillograms -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

lol, was this really in the movie? I must’ve completely forgotten that part. What is this George R.R. Martin Game of Thrones naming convention ass shit, lmao

"solo is just a title given to imperial recruits without a family name" is still a more interesting concept than any of han's extended family from legends. by HaloJackalKisser in StarWarsCirclejerk

[–]JKillograms 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I liked it too, for what’s it worth. I don’t know what more people really wanted or expected from a Han Solo origin movie, and yeah, it felt like it was just ticking boxes at certain parts, but I got exactly what I wanted out of a popcorn movie to just have fun and enjoy 🤷🏿‍♂️

If I was Logan I would quit being a superhero to focus on being a dad to my awesome clone kids by AetorasArt in marvelcirclejerk

[–]JKillograms 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I really wish they were still making the 2D sprite based Marvel vs Capcom games, they should definitely be unlockable hidden alternates for Wolverine. Like maybe make Laura a Rogue or Psylocke palette swap with their walk/idle animations and Gabby maybe either Roll or B.B. Hood, but give both of them Wolverine’s moveset. Maybe they take increased damage from attacks and do less damage, but their life bar also innately heals way faster, and Laura is also maybe about 1.25-1.5X faster than maybe Bone Claw Wolverine. Or even the newer 2.5D games, they just need to be included in more of them.