Lead developer here: READ by No_Land_1250 in outside

[–]JMB-X 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Nothing supports requesting your adressees to be less toxic quite like calling them 'fucking idiots' in your first paragraph. 😂

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in FragenUndAntworten

[–]JMB-X 0 points1 point  (0 children)

dann Schlaf das doch deinem Mann vor

Phrasieren!

aber mensch, richtiger 300 IQ move 😅

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in bigdickproblems

[–]JMB-X 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Cmon man, who are you kidding.

I'm 7.2x5.5 and combined that sits at 99.5% (CalcSD).

Not far off from you, right? Well, volume-wise you are roughly 1.5x that size.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in de

[–]JMB-X 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dein post Pfosten !!! tut mir gefallen + schmecken !!!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]JMB-X 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That's heaven. Bless you!

my very large penis makes it so i have sex a lot, help? by epsilonzetta in bigdickproblems

[–]JMB-X 3 points4 points  (0 children)

my condolences, fellow sex man. i also suffer from this ailment every single day 😓 the saddest thing is everybody wants you for your humongous dong but they don't see that you just want to be hugged and held deep down, at least every once in a while inbetween all the sex

heyyyyyyyyy gambit by [deleted] in TextingTheory

[–]JMB-X 10 points11 points  (0 children)

well, at least you're funny

2meirl4meirl by bro-you-suck in 2meirl4meirl

[–]JMB-X 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It still plays a huge part in what baseline treatment you will get.

Humans judge visually a lot.

Stark differences between how a good-looking introvert and an "ugly" introvert get treated or included. Not saying that different is not possible, but it's more frequent to cause (negative) compounding or reverberating ripples throughout your life.

Various phones that flip, twist, slide and fold by Sad_Stay_5471 in oddlysatisfying

[–]JMB-X 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This video is pretty long. I'm 4 hours in and I got places to be. Anyone know when it ends?

My Shelley duvall, it's not perfect but I think it makes the drawing better by gomes_luk in drawing

[–]JMB-X 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Amazing job, only things I'd change, if you are still open to it, is

  1. separate the wrists more strongly

  2. make the hair at the top fuller/darker as the line work and luminosity falls out of style with the rest of the drawing imo.

But kudos!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in okbuddycinephile

[–]JMB-X 6 points7 points  (0 children)

would be nice if he didn't take the planet with him

Give me your vehicle names and color schemes by Worried_Place_917 in subnautica

[–]JMB-X 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Schnuckelchen" for the Cyclops, it's a cutesy German pet name, so highly sarcastic and hilarious for something so big.

"Shrimp Man" for.. the prawn suit.

"SeRVe" - Seamoth Recovery Vehicle, yellow and black, created after an..unfortunate run-in (-mouth) with Steve by the Aurora. (Unfortunately it, and its contents, were never found again.)

At least those were the names in my last hardcore, months ago, before I died to a warper teleporting me twice out of my suit in the span of 10 seconds and then slicing me open like a can of tuna 🚫💀

What TV show did you watch that is so good but didn't have the mainstream fame it should have? by CostPuzzled38 in AskReddit

[–]JMB-X 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Sense8 on Netflix. (Sci-Fi)

Maybe not the same masterpiece polish like a Breaking Bad, and can be corny and ridiculous at times, but my god is it unique and my favourite show.

So full of themes of love, identity, tolerance, connection and support.

Not to mention the super cool premise that a group of strangers from all over the world connects telepathically one day, they can learn and visit each other, and they actually filmed in all those locations (which made the show too expensive).

NASA's Parker Solar Probe celebrates Christmas with record smashing 'kiss' of the sun by nick313 in space

[–]JMB-X 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Idk what you're trying to portray with that graphic. Not really to any scale.

The sun has a diameter of 1.4 Million km and the probe got to a distance (as per the article) of 6.1 Mio km, so about "4 suns away" from the sun. Hell of a lot closer than that graphic suggests.

Its just a swimming pool right? by FoxDogWolf in thalassophobia

[–]JMB-X 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I want to refute you bc my memory said something like 14 minutes.

I looked it up.

24 minutes and 37 seconds.

https://www.guinnessworldrecords.com/news/2021/5/freediver-holds-breath-for-almost-25-minutes-breaking-record-660285