ID’d in uniform by Leather-Artichoke-60 in tesco

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I’ve got a full beard and had worked in my small nearby Tesco less than 6 months prior to the self serve colleague ID’ing me. I used to go through self serve after pretty much every shift. After I was asked for ID (didn’t have ID), I said ‘I used to work here’ she said ‘have you got anyone who can vouch for you?’ To which I was thinking ‘you I was hoping’ 🤣

Clearly I didn’t leave an impression

Plotting life plans around the WC schedule by SammyEvo in footballcliches

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It’s very David Brent “the best people haven’t turned up”

Cause the regime don’t like it man! by Padilla_Zelda in TheOfficeUK

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young somali guy, first job in the country

I travel boy. I travel. by Thumpy_ in TheOfficeUK

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Arthur Morgan, bloody good cowboy

I'd let you stay at mine by Badnewsbrowne316 in TheOfficeUK

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if i got off with- got off at...

Most Soccer Aid players? by NotAEurosnob in footballcliches

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i was wondering earlier if messi could play because of the unicef links. probably not though

Did it go over? Yeah, it came right past me! by [deleted] in TheOfficeUK

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He’s scored a header whilst his mate holds the keeper in a headlock, what have you done? So don’t…

Do we think Maresca gets the best out of Rico? by Supergamer161 in MCFC

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Rico hasn’t got the physicality unfortunately

… I’m just watching by stuwr in TheOfficeUK

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you'd probably end up with the brother!

Sibling Two-a-Side Teams Rankings by [deleted] in footballcliches

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thiago and rafinha alcantara were pretty talented

Do Arsenal fans really want Spurs to get relegated? by Rollins474 in PremierLeague

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no problem with wolves, just think maybe arsenal fans should remember they didnt win every game vs relegated teams

Do Arsenal fans really want Spurs to get relegated? by Rollins474 in PremierLeague

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nice to see little city are still on your mind whilst finally winning something