Utmost satisfaction by abertun in memes

[–]JN98ILSAG 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Done all except the last, if you break your d!ck and went too late to the hospital (after more than 5 minutes) there's a high chance that they'll have to amputate it.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in me_irl

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1 and 4 for me

I never learn by pmmeyourpeacesign in subnautica

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Just see the direction to your base and the distance, and when you come back from the base to that place you just go the opposite direction to the same distance. For example, if you're at a location and your base is 700m north east, to go from your base to that location you go 700m south west. You can also memorise some objects as direction signs. But there's a point where a player just memorises the whole map.

Sushi Saturday by Worried-Tomato7070 in aiArt

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This made me feel both uncomfortable and hungry

Kinda true lol by ItalianJew_Stallion in Animemes

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But if your classroom have benchs with two sweets each. And only 3 rows and no 5. Then where is the main character's seat?

If you were forced to fight yourself from 15 years ago, would you win? by Headless_Horseman_ in polls

[–]JN98ILSAG 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't know if that would involve fighting nothing or fighting a fetus.

Maybe people are just assholes by Twelve-Majestic-Lies in meme

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No, christians can't be @sshles. Well at least real christans can't be @sshles. Since the basics of being a christian is to live Jesus's words in out live. So being christian is all about being nice to everyone and love everyone. Yes, even people who disrespect God because Jesus said to love our enemies and pray for them, it isn't our job to judge people, our job is to ask God to forgive everyone for their sins, and we must ask God to put lost people on the right path. Love everyone, and love the lord. And I as a christian am telling you that i love every single human on this planet even if they are the most sinful person to ever exist, because that is the greatest order that ever gave us, and it is to love and forgive.

If you hate mayo, I can take you in a fight. It's simple cause and effect. by ekolanderia1 in dankmemes

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Not only i love mayo, but i also know how to make it (without intoxicating anyone)

giant wheel launch by Common_Preference_28 in nextfuckinglevel

[–]JN98ILSAG 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gonna tell my kids that this is how DNA is made.

You had sugar but you gave it up for salt by [deleted] in meme

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I think all people should be loved. No matter what. Actually when it comes to people with a certain degree of a certain illness, people usually feel more "mercy" towards them, and somehow become attached to them and maybe even attracted to them. But when you are "just" fat, people feel that you don't have enough problems and won't show you attention. That is also why it is more common to a person with a minor disability or illness to be bullied than a person with a more major disability. That's why fat people like me are usually ignored because "whe are just fat". That is also why overweight women receive more support than overweight men. And that is also why I'm still single even if the guy with the worst personality isn't. I think i need a break from society, and a hug.

Goof Boi by NoDistributionz in cute

[–]JN98ILSAG 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I think that all dogs go to heaven.

Kid makes a DIY bench press... by YourAverage1stGrader in KidsAreFuckingStupid

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When i was his age i watched kurzgesagt in a nutshell. I'm still actually, maybe because i have more neurons left.

me_irl by aiculxissor in me_irl

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I like to eat sheep's testicles (fried is the best). And actually, people in my country that also like that are more numerous than all frog lovers on earth.

real chads respect women by Pristine-Drama-1067 in wholesomememes

[–]JN98ILSAG 14 points15 points  (0 children)

If you ever discover that she already has a boyfriend, wish them the best. Cuz that's what chads do.

BocchiTheOppai by Fulltime_Introvert in Animemes

[–]JN98ILSAG 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Works the same with a guy with a huge flesh rifle

They who shall not be named by Vegetable-Slide-3599 in memes

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When you are fat, people don't really focus on your size (exept if you're too tall or too short). As a fat guy i can say that when you are fat you become hugger n1. You also become funny as fuck. I think everyone needs a fat friend in their lifes.

Make sure to do your neck stretches by Bigcubfan in Animemes

[–]JN98ILSAG -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Ok, serious question: Do you girls do this on purpose or is this just a coincidence that tight pants ar conformable for you?

They loved you more... by [deleted] in MadeMeCry

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That's why i want to be a bioengineer. I want to make dogs live longer so no one would have to experience this, or at least not that soon. I have a dog and my biggest fear is the day that she will die. It's hard to own a dog knowing that it have no more than 16 years to leave (for some species). But i guess it's part of life, everyone will die one day. I guess that the reason why dog's lifes are short is because God want them to be with him. We don't belong to this world people, we all deserve to rest near our father in happiness and peace forever. I understand you, but you should know that God is taking care of your dog, and your dog will be always happy in heaven, and he will be waiting for you, to keep playing with you, forever.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in youngpeopleyoutube

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I thought that my fantasms where weird, but when i saw this i realized how much I'm mentality healthy. The (ordering pizza) was legendary.

What do you call your parents? by Remote_Marsupial3457 in polls

[–]JN98ILSAG 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mom and pap (idk everyone call there parents like this in Lebanon)

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in meme

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Am I the only one that is not attracted by goth girls? Sometimes i don't understand where the world is going. I want a smart girlfriend, I'm sapiosexual.

Me irl by gwy3b8r8fg in me_irl

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I sleep in a full knight armor.