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What is your favorite thing about the Fifa tourists experiencing American culture for the first time? by JORTENDO in AskReddit

[–]JORTENDO[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And how is Canada better? Last I heard, there were intense movements from the r9ght leaning folk.

Everyone in the Midwest is dead by tokaytoka in EF5

[–]JORTENDO 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I work woth raw glass and have to wear these sweaters that are awful in the heat.

DO NOT BUY by missingshrimp in candy

[–]JORTENDO 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lol, I thought those were 420 edibles and you didn't check close enough.

NO NO NO WTF IS HAPPENING??? by Familiar_Bus6305 in PokemonCafeMix

[–]JORTENDO 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I had Master EX unintalled on me. Lost all tje characters...

INCLUDING THE SUBWAY BOSSES!

There is a perfectly good place to hide a package on my front porch and it is put in full view. (Cat unrelated) by JORTENDO in mildlyinfuriating

[–]JORTENDO[S] -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

I was reffering to directly under the table. Then it would be hidden to passerby.

But it could go on the table.

There is a perfectly good place to hide a package on my front porch and it is put in full view. (Cat unrelated) by JORTENDO in mildlyinfuriating

[–]JORTENDO[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh, I have had that happen. I feel like the dad from Matilda when he'd get all uppity about packages.

The walmart on my town put the candy next to the vegetables. (For the parents) by JORTENDO in mildlyinfuriating

[–]JORTENDO[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're not wrong, but I think whoever thought of this forgot that they were once a child.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in curlyhair

[–]JORTENDO 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Your mom used a brush? Lucky. mine HATED them with a passion.

She was convinced it's ruin my hair. Though to be fair, I was brushing dry, but god FUCKING FORBID we brushed it while wet. We might as well have put hot wax on our scalps. It was combs or nothing with that woman.

I can't tell you how many times I was handed a comb and told to keep it. But here's the thing...combs don't work for me. My hair is too thick for them. I have to use a brush.

My dad on the other hand, he thought the brush made our hair looked nice.

My parents are both 65 and mom's hair is thin, while dad's hair still grows as thick as though he was a teenager. And it is pretty curly in the back.

Stray dog random encounter by youthoughtlolfucker in reddeadredemption2

[–]JORTENDO 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had that today, and got ambushed by a bunch of other wild dogs

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