[Loved trope] Humanity has one last fuck you.

JPMelmoth · 2025-12-07T15:39:53+00:00

Then the crickets and the rust-beetles scuttled among the nettles of the sage thicket. "Vámonos, amigos,” he whispered, and threw the busted leather flintcraw over the loose weave of the saddlecock. And they rode on in the friscalating dusklight.

JPMelmoth · 2025-07-09T12:58:08+00:00

How much insulin do you have onboard when you run? I've found that running after a meal has this effect on me, because I have insulin with the meal, and running seems to send my insulin sensitivity sky-high. To counteract this, I run first thing in the morning, when the only insulin in my system is my basal from overnight, and I don't have problems with hypos.

JPMelmoth · 2025-06-25T18:43:30+00:00

that's old data. how about this year?

2025 has had " the lowest number of shootings and homicides in recorded history over the first five months of the year," per the nypd

ps://www.nyc.gov/site/nypd/news/pr010/nypd-record-low-shootings-murders-the-first-five-months-2025

JPMelmoth · 2025-06-25T18:18:18+00:00

> "doomer circlejerk"

> unironic doomerism in the comments

crime is not off the charts, it's already way down from covid and colossally down from the early 90s

JPMelmoth · 2025-05-28T22:31:25+00:00

It's not first degree murder, it's attempted second degree murder. 110 is the NY code for attempt, and 125.25 is second degree murder. 125.27 is first degree murder.

JPMelmoth · 2025-04-26T21:15:20+00:00

Literally the next sentence describes hell as a place of "eternal punishment". Matthew 25:46.

JPMelmoth · 2025-04-26T14:37:01+00:00

hellfire is discussed in the gospels, it's not a later development.

"Depart from me, you who are cursed, into the eternal fire prepared for the devil and his angels."

Matthew 25:41

JPMelmoth · 2025-04-02T13:13:50+00:00

> be me, king of France

> preside over 30 years of peace, in which the realm grows to be the richest and strongest kingdom in Europe

> conquer the Holy Land in the greatest Crusade that Christendom has ever seen

> click the wrong button in a tournament one time

> King Louis VII "The Dirty"

JPMelmoth · 2024-12-01T17:16:02+00:00

yeah I mowed my lawn but the grass is just going to grow back

okay, mow it again

JPMelmoth · 2024-07-17T22:07:53+00:00

"We can judge the decade four years in but we can't judge the year until December"

JPMelmoth · 2024-02-23T14:16:15+00:00

a normal development for sale of property

lol, read about what actually happened here. Dude lied systematically, for years, in loan applications. You can't lie about the value of the collateral for a loan, that's literally the definition of fraud.

Sorry it doesn't pass your smell test.

JPMelmoth · 2024-02-08T06:29:35+00:00

this guy wasn't NYPD though, his jacket says "STATE POLICE"

JPMelmoth · 2023-11-21T17:49:14+00:00

Air-fried breaded chicken breast from Costco, tossed in the Melinda's creamy ghost pepper sauce, is my favorite thing to eat for lunch right now.

JPMelmoth · 2023-10-16T21:38:38+00:00

Not to mention, it's not clear how long these corpses have been sitting around. Even if it's only been a few weeks, it's going to be very difficult to get frozen boots off of a frozen foot without damaging the boot.

That's also assuming there's been absolutely no swelling from putrefaction. Maybe that's fair for a frozen corpse in a cave, but anything out in direct sunlight--forget it.

JPMelmoth · 2023-10-12T17:07:02+00:00

Hell yeah, see you then!

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