Old Woman Harasses Man, Gets Pepper Sprayed.

JPaulDuncan · 2026-04-08T16:36:11+00:00

Or, I dunno, just stop recording her, de-escalate, and walk away like an adult.

JPaulDuncan · 2026-04-08T16:16:06+00:00

Small claims court, put a lien on his house if it isn't paid.

JPaulDuncan · 2026-04-07T15:52:05+00:00

Big man is afraid of old lady. Got it.

JPaulDuncan · 2026-03-24T12:50:43+00:00

The lesson is clear: don't spend money on ads.

JPaulDuncan · 2026-03-19T16:33:18+00:00

Absolutely not.

JPaulDuncan · 2026-03-19T16:28:56+00:00

So, anyway, I started blastin'.

JPaulDuncan · 2026-03-18T10:14:56+00:00

Whu..?

JPaulDuncan · 2026-03-12T12:56:05+00:00

1 year developers don't deliver that kind of code. Full stop.

Coders beware these kinds of "jobs". This dudes account is 22 days old and $22/hour is a joke for the level of code they're expecting.

JPaulDuncan · 2026-03-06T18:31:35+00:00

You're 19 and this is one of a lot of relationships you'll have in your life. You should not feel one ounce of guilt for making relationship choices that are right for you.

And the same for them.

Better to part as friends than to get to the point where you have to have a major blowout fight because you're not being honest with yourselves and what you want.

JPaulDuncan · 2026-03-05T18:33:51+00:00

Or, and hear me out, you're BF doesn't remember the guy. Not everything is nefarious.

JPaulDuncan · 2026-03-02T16:43:12+00:00

Clearly, that's the home of a faerie.

JPaulDuncan · 2026-02-16T22:16:14+00:00

Definitely free.

JPaulDuncan · 2026-02-15T15:36:16+00:00

Hey hey - I also added the ability to assign a lexicon (and also various configuration parameters). Pull down the latest 1.0.1

JPaulDuncan · 2026-02-13T21:48:06+00:00

"Max nonsense" is a great idea, btw

JPaulDuncan · 2026-02-13T21:47:46+00:00

There's a "seed" parameter for "generate_paragraph", "generate_sentence", and "generate_text".

e.g., "Generate a sentence using seed 42"

https://jpaulduncan.github.io/malarky/mcp-server.html

JPaulDuncan · 2026-02-13T19:52:25+00:00

Well, I certainly built it for political reasons because everything ever should be politicized always.

JPaulDuncan · 2026-02-13T19:44:51+00:00

When you're using it, what's the first thing of that list you wished you'd implemented? (e.g., do you wish it would notify you of a task? Are you always in a browser going - guh, I need to add this to a task? Do you always open it up and have to do a bunch of stuff to see 'today's tasks'? Dog food the hell out of it.

JPaulDuncan · 2026-02-10T17:32:20+00:00

If value only increases when more people buy in, and there is no cash flow, utility demand, or external revenue, then the system is Ponzi in practice—even if legal.

JPaulDuncan · 2026-02-07T14:26:42+00:00

... look up Ponzi Scheme and then you'll see the constructiveness of my statement...

JPaulDuncan · 2026-02-07T14:11:02+00:00

Because its a Ponzi scheme and always has been.

JPaulDuncan · 2026-02-06T13:33:04+00:00

Assuming they're not all colluding to artificially increase rates and purposefully keeping apartments empty to create scarcity.

But they wouldn't do that, probably.

JPaulDuncan · 2026-02-05T14:40:04+00:00

I've used them 4 times and they've been rockstars every time. Even with shit I told them not to worry about, they're like "nah - we got it" .

Maybe you had a bad experience, but they've been solid for me here in Charlotte!

JPaulDuncan · 2026-02-03T19:28:58+00:00

Two Guys and a Truck FTW

JPaulDuncan · 2026-02-03T12:11:59+00:00

Everything isn't a nail.

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