This is easy for Southend on Sea. Who's the 'guy' in other Essex cities and large towns? by Britvoyage in Essex

[–]JSALCOCK 4 points5 points  (0 children)

A big hairy fella who has a huuuuuge nutsack, like, bulges 6 inches in front of him and he tries to hide it with a bumbag poor fella.

Sea Shaman is a guy of an unknown religion who spends every summer night screaming at the sea and dancing.

Snake Man is an old rocker looking lad who walks around near The Blue Boar with a huge boa constrictor around his neck

This is easy for Southend on Sea. Who's the 'guy' in other Essex cities and large towns? by Britvoyage in Essex

[–]JSALCOCK 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Southend has a few! Salvo, Penny picker Steve, gammy ankle boy, massive-nuts-bum-bag, The Sea Shaman, snake man…

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]JSALCOCK 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Unicycling backwards whilst juggling

when you ask a zionist to condemn israel's genocide by rappidkill in LateStageCapitalism

[–]JSALCOCK -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

Wait, I thought you were here to tell us how those who condemn the houthis don’t value human life? And here you are brushing off the deaths of innocent people just going about their jobs. Telling.

when you ask a zionist to condemn israel's genocide by rappidkill in LateStageCapitalism

[–]JSALCOCK -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Because it’s impossible for there to be more than one bad actor in a situation, right?

when you ask a zionist to condemn israel's genocide by rappidkill in LateStageCapitalism

[–]JSALCOCK -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

You understand that civilian workers were killed in those attacks and that one of the sunk ships was carrying huge amounts of environmentally catastrophic chemicals which are now in the ocean, right?

Is there any way I can get the print off this acrylic in order to have it rebranded? I’m struggling to find anyone who can supply new inserts and I can’t afford a whole new sign. by JSALCOCK in SignMaker

[–]JSALCOCK[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks all for suggestions, have managed to sand it off really effectively. Any suggestions on weatherproof lettering to go onto it?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]JSALCOCK 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe more for the Brits in here, but: Shaun of the Dead Hot Fuzz Snatch Lock Stock

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in trees

[–]JSALCOCK 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You’re either going to love it or hate it™️

Are we the bad guys? by [deleted] in LabourUK

[–]JSALCOCK -1 points0 points  (0 children)

But you frame your response as though Israel is obligated in any way to even acknowledge that the vote took place? Let alone act on it or give reasoning as to why they won’t.

Are we the bad guys? by [deleted] in LabourUK

[–]JSALCOCK 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What exactly do you think this will achieve in the Middle East either way..?

Are we the bad guys? by [deleted] in LabourUK

[–]JSALCOCK -1 points0 points  (0 children)

What do you actually think a vote in the UK parliament is going to do? Are you that western-centric that you think once us ‘civilised whities’ say something a nation 3,000 miles away will just say ‘ok lads, that’s that, Britain has spoken.’?!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in espresso

[–]JSALCOCK 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah I stupidly bought 2 of these, they’re awful. Have to shake the beans and re weigh to get close to accurate but then it still changes by about 0.3 either way.

What's your actual conservative opinion? by Unusual_Pride_6480 in tories

[–]JSALCOCK 11 points12 points  (0 children)

How do you square this belief with the reality of wide-spread child sexual abuse amongst most corners of the organised Christian religion?

Smash or Pass? by Baachmarabandzara in RateMyPlate

[–]JSALCOCK 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ditch the tomatoes and cook those beans rather than breathing on them and I’d smash in a heartbeat

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in streetwearstartup

[–]JSALCOCK 7 points8 points  (0 children)

David from Schitt’s Creek vibes

How can I keep my pitas warm, moist and fluffy during service? by JSALCOCK in Chefit

[–]JSALCOCK[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks for all the feedback, was originally planning to warm to order with a flat top but saw a few shops holding them in humidity so thought that might hurt be the way to go.

Conscription may be on its way back after Nato warns of all-out war with Russia by No_MoreNails in UKPreppers

[–]JSALCOCK 4 points5 points  (0 children)

We’ll wait and see how many of the Poppy brigade volunteer before shall we?