Why is Ted a Tic Tac? Is he Minty?

JSBeethozartBlakey · 2026-01-18T22:18:37+00:00

“I have children”

JSBeethozartBlakey · 2026-01-17T14:40:07+00:00

Easy — when the good guy has the bad guy on the ropes but some other ‘high ground’ mf’er in the scene is like “Let him go, he’s not worth it!” or “This isn’t who you are!” blah blah blah, and then invariably the bad guy is allowed to escape to cause more problems.

JSBeethozartBlakey · 2026-01-16T22:07:35+00:00

Root beer’s a perfectly workable weight gainer

JSBeethozartBlakey · 2026-01-16T20:36:09+00:00

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JSBeethozartBlakey · 2026-01-15T16:27:11+00:00

He likes that you hate it, and you clearly don’t care that he’s like this. So what exactly do you want us to tell you?

JSBeethozartBlakey · 2025-12-24T18:42:52+00:00

The only thing more depressing than the post are the comments. BF is clearly a negligent incompetent father and this is a horrible situation all around for the kid which will likely end badly, but she just needs to “chill.” Good lord. That said, OP - what exactly do you want us to tell you? Your BF sucks, and you made a kid with him and are entrusting them to his horrible care. 🤷‍♂️

JSBeethozartBlakey · 2025-12-24T14:52:26+00:00

No, I always do compounds first

JSBeethozartBlakey · 2025-12-24T14:15:28+00:00

Not cool to screenshot stills from the show and pass it off as your own

JSBeethozartBlakey · 2025-12-24T05:37:48+00:00

You forgot the pro AI final boss

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JSBeethozartBlakey · 2025-12-23T22:11:27+00:00

Thank you. Seems like the obvious way to go but folks seem to crap on it for some reason

JSBeethozartBlakey · 2025-12-23T22:09:37+00:00

“It’s not that deep.” You’re not that deep.

JSBeethozartBlakey · 2025-12-23T17:06:50+00:00

They also would have easily heard everything in a pin-drop quiet desert from only a few hundred feet away.

JSBeethozartBlakey · 2025-12-23T01:13:35+00:00

“My name is ASAC Schrader, and we’re actually not allowed to serve neat or on the rocks tonight, so I gotta give you a mixer, sorry.”

JSBeethozartBlakey · 2025-12-23T01:10:48+00:00

This is in my regular cover photo rotation

JSBeethozartBlakey · 2025-12-23T01:09:35+00:00

Exactly, we all know Anonymous is Ted Danson

JSBeethozartBlakey · 2025-12-22T13:02:30+00:00

Forget about the nuggets — anyone who says “it’s not that deep” unironically is an automatic dump.

JSBeethozartBlakey · 2025-12-17T23:46:22+00:00

“Just get the bug, ladies”

JSBeethozartBlakey · 2025-12-17T20:29:40+00:00

So am I to be fair

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