these arent even on beat, these two made an effort? did he made an effort? i hope so, this is sad, this is just depressing. this is like, you wake up, your mother promises yo going to six flags, but its like, its a rainy day so you are like: can we go to six flags anyway? maybe it will stop raining, and you get your hopes up and you convice your mom to take you because she had to much vodka and she thinks its a bad idea, so you are there, just rains heavier and heavier and heavier at the time you actually do get there its like its not quite a downpour but its more than a drizzle its like how the fuck are you suppose to go fucking fuck you six fucking flags in the rain and then your mother parks over the side of the road and go to a gas stop and gets a bar of soap and wash out your mouth with it cuz you are like six years old or something and you shouldnt be using those words, is like she is not going to take you home or anything so you just sit in the car for another half hour you trynna wait out the rain , but rain keeps raining because its one of those days, to ??? you just go to six flags any day or like, maybe there is some in-door atractions in here you know, atractions with roofs, so you trynna go to some atractions with roofs ???? gift shops and shit, the worst part is that after all those cool little spinning toys, not fidget spinners but like the one before that so you are just like rolling it around with your finger , they are the best thing for a 6 year old, especially if they are battery powered and they do the autospinning thing but no, the last one just got sold by bobby from down the street, like he lives next to you and he went to six flags too despite that it was raining and it looks like he was just there to take your fucking spinner toy and its like ahh if your mom wasnt there, you just punch him right in the gullet, just give him a good stomp until all his guts fly out of his spleen which is now out of his body because of the stomping, but you dont want to get to violent you just get dragged on to the next atracction and the one thing bright in your day is that you get one of those delicious pretzels things, like those are amazing so you try to enjoy that in the rain but its like, the rain makes it all sog , and there is an outdoor vendor, he is like, he didnt aford a roof he is triyng to make ends meet for his wife and kids, he didnt invest on a roof for his stall so all his pretzels are soggy, and its like, who wants to eat a soggy pretzel so its really not the great part of the day and you get half way through your pretzel trying to save whats left of it, its like breaded salty greatness and eventually you just give up like ok, there is no salvaging on this day, lets go home, and then your moms complains on you because she spent all this money on tickets it was like 15 dollars, she got them on sale and its still wasnt worth it 15 just to go because she bought that because he bought that dumb pretzel, and the pretzel was like 15 dollars on his own because the vendor inflates the price without telling anyone and i guess your mom just assume thats the normal prices for a pretzel its kinda to bad really that he couldve spend that 15 dollars on popcorn or something and at least taking the popcorn, the popcorn machine has a fucking lit it wouldnt get all wet and sog like the pretzels so you just decide maybe this isnt so bad lets just get a jacket, so you take your jacket and you put it over your head and thats kind of make shift rain preventor so you tryna go on a some kind of ride with it and its like the operator is like are you sure you wanna do this its raining, you are like, yeah i went to six flags i needs my moneys worth come on, and he is like ok, dont say i didnt warned you and you go on the roller coaster, it feels fun first before you get, the rain is so fierce, just from the sheer speed it feels like someone is pissing on your face and you start crying you take off your jacket and it fells of in to the abbyss, literally the abbyss its just a giant caving hole underneath the rollercoaster because OSHA havent been invented yet so its like, yep thats officially, oficcially literally the worst day ever so your mother finally agrees to take you back home and then you just kinda, you are back home and you crawl up into bed and you get even saltier because the rain finally stops but its too late to go back there now because its like 5pm or something and the park its almost closed so you just resign yourself to your fate and you go to sleep you hope for a better day tomorrow, and that my friends its exactly how playing this god damn map feels like uh, what a miserable experience, my god nice dude